jealous wife

[brum]

Hi friends my wife is thinking that ukpf is becoming obsessive to me I know that this is not true and likened it to facebook(shes always on that) for plumbers.Does anyone else get this hassle off their other halves or is it just me?..brum

 

[Ray Stafford]

Mrs S calls it the "saddo toilet salesman internet caff".

Her continued marriage to me is a loss to the diplomatic service, as you can tell.

 

[Dotty]

Mrs Croppie loves UKPF. Means I'm not winding her up.......

 

[solutions]

No as far as im concerned its an extension of my business and she has more sense than to meddle in my business. She does however make the odd snide quip about the little plumber boys internet club.

 

[kay-jay]

Mine doesnt bother too much. She used to complain about the time I spent on here then she discovered twitter. I now have a peaceful life.

 

[Rickster123]

If I'm on here then I'm not complaining at her about the tv or the weather or the neighbours or the price of milk or her cooking. She's even happier when I'm fishing. It's a love hate relationship!

 

[Toxic Ted]

With three girls in the house constantly talking, shouting from one room to the next and at the tv when Britains got no talent is on, i honestly don't think they know i'm here........i sometimes think Scooter wished he could use the pooter too!

 

[Ermintrude]

I'm normally on here when walking dog or she's watching absolute rubbish on the box.

 

[R.Oak]

Since two weeks ago I am free man. Hence why i've been on here all day everyday lol

 

[markfxy]

Mines to busy playing candycrush to even notice what I'm doing I might as well not be there:dead:

 

[Dotty]

Since two weeks ago I am free man. Hence why i've been on here all day everyday lol

There's something wrong with you Rich.

When I was given a touch of freedom 16 odd years ago I was out putting little Croppie to a lot of use......

 

[mountainman]

Ah!
Rosie Palm and her five daughters eh.

 

[Dotty]

Ah!
Rosie Palm and her five daughters eh.

Who better?

 

[townfanjon]

Herin doors is fine with this , she never says owt, but as soon as I put this iPad down she picks it up and plays some mind numbing card game.

 

[rocketmanbkk]

I reckon if you're over 15,000 posts you need a holiday!!!

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Herin doors is fine with this , she never says owt, but as soon as I put this iPad down she picks it up and plays some mind numbing card game.

Get her a hobby, I've got mine doing cooking, cleaning etc.

It keeps her busy in the evenings after work.

She also uses the Karcher window cleaner I got last Christmas, great buy, just looking what I, sorry she needs this year.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Get her a hobby, I've got mine doing cooking, cleaning etc.

It keeps her busy in the evenings after work.

She also uses the Karcher window cleaner I got last Christmas, great buy, just looking what I, sorry she needs this year.

I reckon you're a closet karcher rep.......you keep popping a little mention in there every now and then........now........how about some discount Jay?

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Rumbled!!!

 

[zeebeedee]

I'm normally on here when walking dog or she's watching absolute rubbish on the box.

90% of the time the tv's on then

 

[townfanjon]

Get her a hobby, I've got mine doing cooking, cleaning etc.

It keeps her busy in the evenings after work.

She also uses the Karcher window cleaner I got last Christmas, great buy, just looking what I, sorry she needs this year.

Them karchers are superb , I bought herin doors one , but I wasn't brave enough to buy her one at Christmas, I got her a deep fat fryer instead.

 

[brum]

No jest my mate bought his wife a wheelbarrow for Christmas and hes a groundworker but years ago did get mine a microwave /conventional oven when the first come out she was over the moon and cooked our Christmas dinner in it ..brum:santa_smiley:

 

[brum]

Im working away from home this week wife sent me a message via facebook got message today it read
"Tried to contact you was you on your virtual plumbers site"I replied today with this message"Their not virtual plumbers but virtual friends so away and boil yer head" that's a Scottish term meaning **** off
..brum

 

[helpsy]

Yep. My misses says" Are you on your Plumber's **** again?"

 

[helpsy]

P**n that is!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Im working away from home this week wife sent me a message via facebook got message today it read
"Tried to contact you was you on your virtual plumbers site"I replied today with this message"Their not virtual plumbers but virtual friends so away and boil yer head" that's a Scottish term meaning **** off
..brum

Thats love that is......

 

[oz-plumber]

Im working away from home this week wife sent me a message via facebook got message today it read
"Tried to contact you was you on your virtual plumbers site"I replied today with this message"Their not virtual plumbers but virtual friends so away and boil yer head" that's a Scottish term meaning **** off
..brum

She probably had a virtual fella lined up and just wanted to check if you were still away.

Glad she was still able to use facebook to contact you.

 

[lame plumber]

mine accuses me of looking at p..n, so I let her peek at what I was doing, uploading croppie's head shot, she hasnt bothered me recently 🙂

 

[Dotty]

mine accuses me of looking at p..n, so I let her peek at what I was doing, uploading croppie's head shot, she hasnt bothered me recently 🙂

I has my uses.

I popped round my guv'nor's drum earlier. He now wants me to babysit on a regular basis as he's never heard his 4 kids so bloody quiet!

 

[mountainman]

mine accuses me of looking at p..n, so I let her peek at what I was doing, uploading croppie's head shot, she hasnt bothered me recently 🙂

She is probably traumatized B-)

 

[Dotty]

She is probably traumatized B-)

Git..

 

[lame plumber]

I has my uses.

I popped round my guv'nor's drum earlier. He now wants me to babysit on a regular basis as he's never heard his 4 kids so bloody quiet!

trouble is you arent supposed to actually sit on them!!

 

[lame plumber]

She is probably traumatized B-)

she thought it was some womans arse till she used her glasses 🙂