Just done Police Statement

[Centralheatking]

Every Sunday my 16 old Rugby playing son and I do a few newspaper rounds
in my little car. Today was different.

We finished about 0745 and went back to the shop to get sams wages to find
1. Ginger **** running out of shop with 4x tins of Fosters
2. The little female Indian owner battling with two other ****'s trying to rob a
large bottle of wine
3. I said to Sam lets get the little one - we took him down -his mate ran off with his wine
4. POlice called arrived in 3/4 mins followed by a matrix unit that was cruising by
5. All 3 were arrested - one had money which was paid to Nisha (shop owner)
6. Then the Sgt announced that 2 were on their list and banged all 3 up in the Transit
7. Normality returns - shop owner distraught - rugby club boys arrive in force to look after her
for rest of morning
8. Day off work sometime to go to court as busies are going to prosecute them


A normal day NOT :banghead:
We are happy this is not allowed in my area Centralheatking

 

[townfanjon]

Well done for a start but .....
the problem with this (and it isn't the rozzers) it is the court/judge, they will probably walk.

 

[kris]

Every Sunday my 16 old Rugby playing son and I do a few newspaper rounds
in my little car. Today was different.

We finished about 0745 and went back to the shop to get sams wages to find
1. Ginger **** running out of shop with 4x tins of Fosters
2. The little female Indian owner battling with two other ****'s trying to rob a
large bottle of wine
3. I said to Sam lets get the little one - we took him down -his mate ran off with his wine
4. POlice called arrived in 3/4 mins followed by a matrix unit that was cruising by
5. All 3 were arrested - one had money which was paid to Nisha (shop owner)
6. Then the Sgt announced that 2 were on their list and banged all 3 up in the Transit
7. Normality returns - shop owner distraught - rugby club boys arrive in force to look after her
for rest of morning
8. Day off work sometime to go to court as busies are going to prosecute them


A normal day NOT :banghead:
We are happy this is not allowed in my area Centralheatking

I blame the fosters adverts on tv . GOOD CALL

 

[kris]

Toodarooo

 

[Nostrum]

The little scrot's, unbelievable!












Who in their right mind would steal fosters ?

 

[Destroyer2813]

You should work more last week the boomerang now this

 

[Centralheatking]

Maybe stay in Sunday mornings Hmm CHKing

You should work more last week the boomerang now this

 

[Centralheatking]

It is my surname but carp beer CHKing

The little scrot's, unbelievable!












Who in their right mind would steal fosters ?

 

[mfgs]

Good on you for helping catch them, too many people nowadays just stand by and watch as others get assaulted/robbed.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Well done buddy 🙂

 

[lame plumber]

even if it was the little one you went for 🙂

 

[oz-plumber]

I certainly hope, during the act of detaining the scumbag, that you 'touched' him up a little.

Or at least gave him something that would be a 'reminder' for the next few days or weeks.

Good on you and your son,

Oz

 

[leelister6]

Should have left the police out of it and got the rugby lads to dish out a little bit of persuasion therapy as we call it where I come from. As said before, they will probably get an ASBO or "Badge of Honour" in chavish

 

[JCplumb]

Nice one pal, no need for the ginger racism though, some of them are almost bearable. Almost...

 

[zeebeedee]

Love this story, sewer rats! Stealing ale to feed addiction, if they where stealing food I'd have looked the other way

 

[Centralheatking]

I think the police Sgt might have had some input Chk

I certainly hope, during the act of detaining the scumbag, that you 'touched' him up a little.

Or at least gave him something that would be a 'reminder' for the next few days or weeks.

Good on you and your son,

Oz

 

[Centralheatking]

AS long anybody behaves I am easy whatever their colour/creed/ etc Chk JCplumb;669082]Nice one pal, no need for the ginger racism though, some of them are almost bearable. Almost...[/QUOTE]

 

[Centralheatking]

Dead right zeeb - in fact my chosen charity is Launceston food bank
Cornwall is a hard place to live despite its happy holiday projection CHKing

Love this story, sewer rats! Stealing ale to feed addiction, if they where stealing food I'd have looked the other way