Massage

[helpsy]

Recently seem to be getting a lot of aches/pains, I'm 43 but feel 63 at times. I can't see that the old body is gonna last in this game until I retire. How many of you get regular(bonafide) massages done?

 

[tamz]

Highdays, birthdays and when she feels like it, i get a walk up and down my back with the stilettos on.
She's just a wee woman so i quite like it :wink:

Think its bad at 43..............wait till you hit 53 then think of what will hit you at 63 if you can still walk by then.

They never put that lot in the sales pitch :lol:

 

[Dotty]

It was extremely embarrassing and not at all what I was expecting.....

This may get moved to the Arms........

 

[Ermintrude]

Croppies about to tell of his ladyboy experience in bangrock - massage parlour in Luton

 

[Toxic Ted]

It was extremely embarrassing and not at all what I was expecting.....

This may get moved to the Arms........

And....

 

[Dotty]

She was definitely a woman.

I never knew a young lady writhing and bouncing about on you constituted a massage.....

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I take it you've got a platinum membership there now Croppie?

 

[Toxic Ted]

Nope......just services the commercial old boilers........if you know what i mean.

 

[Ermintrude]

I think I know, ones with old steel flaps and well hammered rear entry flue?

 

[sheff paul]

Recently seem to be getting a lot of aches/pains, I'm 43 but feel 63 at times. I can't see that the old body is gonna last in this game until I retire. How many of you get regular(bonafide) massages done?

Sheffield has one of the biggest concentrations of 'Massage' parlours adult shops,and general smut, plenty of fella's going in there after telling the missus its for '' medical reasons'' after a session in them you might pick a lot of ''aches and pains'' in different places