New customer from hell in the making

[Rickster123]

He did a servicing and gas safety course?! Hahaha that cracked me up!

 

[kay-jay]

He did a servicing and gas safety course?! !

That doesn't bother me half as much as him doing a internet savvy course which is responsible for him now bugging the shyt out of me on here :banghead:

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[SimonG]

The only good thing is that nobody will ever have to work for him. He knows everything already 🙂

But just imagine him looking over your shoulder whilst doing your 25 min outside tap.

 

[mfgs]

looking over your shoulder while riding back and fourth on his bloody unicycle lol.

 

[stani]

looking over your shoulder while riding back and fourth on his bloody unicycle lol.

Absolutely ace.

 

[rodders]

I couldn't stop laughing when I read his post (post #38) on this thread.

And this guy was talking about becoming gas safe as he knows about gas. Damn the guy needs a hobbie or something....

 

[stani]

Just a quick note to all admin, trusted etc please pjease please don't let him bbecome an arms member, this is really. really serious

 

[peteheat]

Just a quick note to all admin, trusted etc please pjease please don't let him bbecome an arms member, this is really. really serious

Sorry stani,

He is fast heading to the magic 100 posts, when he gets there they have to let him in here if he asks and when he does get his Gas Safe ticket he is allowed into the Gas Safe forum.

You wouldn't want the site owners up in court for discrimination, would you?

Lets hope this thread has aged enough that he can't find it when he does arrive!!!!

 

[Dotty]

No they don't Pete, he has to prove he's a bona fide plumber with a properly registered company.

Thank fk

 

[kay-jay]

Did you read the one about adding inhibitor via a shower hose because he couldn't find a place on the boiler to pour it in ....🙄

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[Dotty]

I cried.

Mind you, give the fella his due, the do you remember this thread he started is quite good. In the wrong place but!

 

[Barry98]

He did a servicing and gas safety course?! Hahaha that cracked me up!

No they don't Pete, he has to prove he's a bona fide plumber with a properly registered company.

Thank fk

Pot an apron sniffer

 

[Guest123]

Did you read the one about adding inhibitor via a shower hose because he couldn't find a place on the boiler to pour it in ....🙄

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Good idea that, will protect all his customers from atmospheric corrosion when they're out in the rain.

 

[peteheat]

Pot an apron sniffer

Ooops, forgot to add a Smiley 🙂

 

[TBServices]

This guy needs to get a ****ing life. Some of the crap he comes out with is ridiculous. Is there any way we can get him banned for the greater good?


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[mfgs]

I also vote to ban him. He is getting worse.

 

[TBServices]

Ban him on the basis that the forum admin are seriously concerned for his well being based on the fact he has no life.


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[CES]

I refer the honourable gentlemen to this thread
http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/plumbing-forum/38914-customers-knocking-your-door.html

Post #14

 

[Mike Jackson]

Well I think he's become a valuable member of the forum and should be given life membership of the arms and the GSR members only forum as he obviously has more knowledge than the rest of us put together.

 

[Dotty]

If I read one more post about his 470f............

 

[Barry98]

If I read one more post about his 470f............

Youll hold your breath till you go green like the hulk

 

[Mike Jackson]

He's already gone green.

 

[Barry98]

I know but you should see him when he passes out and falls over

 

[Guest123]

I know but you should see him when he passes out and falls over

He does that every week he opens his wages.

 

[Dotty]

If it weren't for the taxman I'd be quite well off!