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have the thieving scrotes who swipe stuff from our vans nicked my yellow badge , I had one earlier on . I am going to kick off soon
 
Theres a conspiracy going on here, I had the yellow badge earlier tonight , I must have posted 10 times since and now somebody nicked it , I want a blue one as well , or I will go post more drivil on facebook , theres plenty on there .
 
I have to say it nobody else does . lol

Big day Saturday pal , eldest daughter gets married , I am chuffin bricking it !!
What yer worried about, all eyes will be on the bride, then the groom leaving the church looking like he has just swallowed a razor blade, then the bridesmaids, you are way down the list pal. 🙂
 
What yer worried about, all eyes will be on the bride, then the groom leaving the church looking like he has just swallowed a razor blade, then the bridesmaids, you are way down the list pal. 🙂

You aint met my bro -in laws
 
Well never done the father of the bride talk but I've done the best man talk three times and hated every time so I'll think of you on Saturday or then maybe I won't.
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Ok, some serious advise on speeches, the assembled at a wedding are just as nervous as you are so they will laugh at anything, make the opening line a gag (anybody know the town score before I start) be prepared with a come back for any heckler.
Take your time, slowly scan the group as you slowly reel off the starting words you've practiced and know by heart, then you can use the prompt cards and it will flow.
 
Ok, some serious advise on speeches, the assembled at a wedding are just as nervous as you are so they will laugh at anything, make the opening line a gag (anybody know the town score before I start) be prepared with a come back for any heckler.
Take your time, slowly scan the group as you slowly reel off the starting words you've practiced and know by heart, then you can use the prompt cards and it will flow.

Yes agree with all that , we play Palace on Saturday and I have to miss it, Pffftttttt , streamed only to the top table lol
 

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