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[jtsplumbing]

I wonder if my accountant will do me a favour this year and charge me just for the ink in his printer, or if my Public Liability insurance will be reduced by 50% because i haven't claimed.

You must be from the same Planet as me !!

 

[Last Plumber]

Probably.

It's called the real World.

I also thought when I last went for diesel they might do it a quid a litre less than I expected cos I know what they pay per barrel and it seemed like they made too much money.

I was reading through this thread again earlier and SimonG's comment about the tea and biscuits, seemed very reasonable indeed. After some of his other more sarcastic comments on other threads, he appears to have mellowed.