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Ray Stafford
61% of all thread revivals are caused by men whose left thumbnail is more rounded than their right thumbnail.
And 99% of you just glanced down at your thumbnail
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Ch4 plumbing
Chinese proverb
Man with big tool is a very lucky man so long as he can use tool.
If he cannot use said tool then he himself becomes tool.
Man with big tool is a very lucky man so long as he can use tool.
If he cannot use said tool then he himself becomes tool.
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Dotty
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Most people call it a mirror. Try sitting on your hand. Feels like someone else then.
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lame plumber
not everything you read on line is true!! However a Boar (not Croppie thats spelt Bore 🙂 )does have a wonderful routine to go through with his corkscrew shaped *****, that locks into the sows corkscrew fanny that means they lock together and once he is aboard he just sits atop till all's done, not a lot of humping occurs, just that the lucky lass moving around seems to do the trip. And as the final encore Boar ***** is very fluid to start and to ensure it all stays in, he finishes with a nice thick Mucous wad to seal it all in and stop it dribbling down her legs, which must put a smile on his face as that wops into the old lass. The whole process can take a few minute to a rather long time depending on how good the old lad is a his job, the youngsters tend to run around getting excited rather than hopping aboard, typical of most apprentices really 🙂
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Ermintrude
Light can be considered as magnetic radiation and a photon ( particle)
More interestingly tea tastes much better when made in a pot
More interestingly tea tastes much better when made in a pot
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lame plumber
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Ermintrude
Not strictly true. The president at the time (can't remember who) Roosevelt I think wanted to join in, but public opinion was against it. Being a foreign war hundreds of miles away. Japan was of a group that included Italy and Germany, when the japs bombed pearl harbour it was the push needed to swing American public opinion.
Could explain my surname coming from Germany travelling through Europe
Does point to Germanic origins
If you read books on ancient Europe Germany does play big part
Does point to Germanic origins
If you read books on ancient Europe Germany does play big part
As of today: if you type "coventry plumbing and heating" into google search, you'll find my website
coventry plumbing and heating and coventry boiler services
and my facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/coventryplumbingandheating
are now both on page 1 Google SERPS for the search term entered.
I believe this to be the most pointless, pointless fact which will be entered on this thread today.
coventry plumbing and heating and coventry boiler services
and my facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/coventryplumbingandheating
are now both on page 1 Google SERPS for the search term entered.
I believe this to be the most pointless, pointless fact which will be entered on this thread today.
If you can change Vaillants that cheap you can do a few for me and I'll keep the rest of the money.
Nobody will google that phrase mate, or not as many. Tailor it to Coventry plumbers and plumber Coventry etc think about it you wouldn't put Coventry plumbing and heating if you was looking for a plumber
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Dotty
You send the cat into an existential and paradoxical turmoil.
It's an experiment Shrödinger considered before he shut the cat in a box proving, without doubt, it was possible for the cat to be alive, dead and every stage in between.
Electricians have never heard of Shrödinger's cat.......
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The offers or only there as a "test" as is the site, as it's still being updated and upgraded. In fact nothing more than a skeleton site, as I'm still trying to get my head around Googles Algo which seems to chop and change on a daily basis. I could well find coventry plumbing and heating and coventry boiler services on page 3 google serps this afternoon!
Once I've sorted out just what offers can be placed thereon, I'll sort those tags and redo all the content in order to sustain good google serps...touchwood.
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kay-jay
That's the one I'm working on now; however I cannot do what's required until December, as that's when the new easy to remember phone number and contact details will be placed on the site, plus all other new links and good content, which is king etc. My hands are tied until then.
The biggest problem , I see, we all face is: yell and yellow pages and such like being given priority by googles algo. That is one big hurdle, plus the parked sites which forward link information about local plumbers and such like.
Search for Coventry plumbers:
My facebook page is SERPS 7
WEBSITE SERPS 11
Would as well being on the moon with those SERPS results.
I could attain Google page 1 SERPS for the search term Coventry plumbers within a week or so, but this woud be pointless, as I'd only be passing work on to others. December/January is the time for that SERPS search result. As the site will be totally live then.
P.S. As a little tester, I've, only now, just changed a few pieces on site and now show for the search term "Coventry plumbing" not Coventry plumber, as I do not wish to be on page 1 now.
Google page 1 for the facebook page
Google page 3 for the www.coventryplumbingandheating.co.uk
SIMPLES.
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Read the first line and thought we were talking about "Red Dwarf"
If you're googling from the same computer every time it will give you false readings as it remembers your results etc. good luck
It's the first time I've found this thread ( Not sure I'm going to read ALL it previous entries )
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Dusty23
If teleportation was possible , ie move matter around and re assemble the human body could be transfered , but all your knowledge would not , so you would end up being a fully grown adult with the brain of a new born baby !!
So they say !!!
So they say !!!
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Ray Stafford
Judging by the mental aptitude of so many uk citizens it apears someone is teleporting whole city populations.
Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El after the fictional hero Superman's Kryptonian name.
Kal-el roughly translated from the hebrew means The Voice of God.
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That light green paste nestled next to the pink ginger in your box of sushi? It is most likely a mix of mustard, European horseradish, and food colouring.
In fact, by some estimates, only 5% of the wasabi served in Japanese restaurants around the world comes from the rhizome, or root, of a wasabi plant.
In fact, by some estimates, only 5% of the wasabi served in Japanese restaurants around the world comes from the rhizome, or root, of a wasabi plant.
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Dotty
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sheff paul
Lego bricks are made from ABS.
ABS stands for Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene.
Solvent weld waste pipe is made from ABS too.
ABS stands for Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene.
Solvent weld waste pipe is made from ABS too.
And when trodden on are in fact the sharpest material known to man
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Badboy plumber
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Badboy plumber
Lego manufacture and sell more tyres each year than any other tyre manufacturer, some 318 million!!!
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Badboy plumber
As cocaine wasn't illegal in the 19th century Coca cola contained traces of active cocaine until 1903 when public opinion about the drug began to change.
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Badboy plumber
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Badboy plumber
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Dotty
I'm a fan of Penny. She has a couple of interesting points.......
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If a bridge was 'twice as big' it would now be 8 times its original weight and would be liable to collapse as a result
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