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Kyle87
Jesus you try to make a man out of someone and they throw your efforts in the bin!!
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lame plumber
would it be churlish to say pictures!!
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Billy Bob Bob
of said **** mag? no WE WANT PICS
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Ray Stafford
Hah! That reminds me of a funny story about a young man journeying into manhood in a Jo'burg hookshop. I wasnt there for the first part, but I was around when his mother found out. Legendary!
I might just tell the story a bit later.
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Resolute
It's later so you can tell the story now!
Well they say he only ***s once a year.....looks like his sack was well and truly full!
Santa stopped me to shake my hand and say Happy Xmas today at Whiston Hospital. Creeped me out if I'm honest. Wasn't the real Santa, I know that because he's not even real. Is he?
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lame plumber
Our ships doctor was chatting one night about one of the crew with a dose of clap. Doc asked why he didnt use a condom at the hook shop, and said sailer who must be related to gasmans inlaw replied that he and his mate shared a hooker and he was second to go, but only had the one condom and being he didnt want to come into contact with his mates offerings reversed the condom inside out before using it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tamz
So your parents were proven liers?
I suppose they also told you about the tooth fairy and kissing girls made your teeth fall out and having a ham shank made hair grow on the palms of your hands?
All this will soon come to you too :lol:
I still won't swallow chewing gum in case it wraps around my heart.
B
Billy Bob Bob
mines now arrived
P
PlumbBobBob
still not opened mine yet
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Barry98
Yeah ok wink wink
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PlumbBobBob
no really, i know who it is from though. because they wrote on it.
E
Ermintrude
Mine has been delivered but not received !
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julesverne
Phew that was a close one !!!
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julesverne
unless im mistaken i think everybodys has arrived
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Resolute
Mines still sat under the tree!
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TomLane
Not sure if mine has received theirs yet?!
Unless you've heard differently Julie?
Unless you've heard differently Julie?
J
julesverne
note to one oneself put Tom on the Secret Shiiiiiter list for next year
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julesverne
i'll check later im off to get a chinese for tea
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TomLane
You mean I wasn't already on that list anyway with the present I got?!?! ;-)
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kay-jay
Open mine tomoz. Only present I have.
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