Strange places you have shagged in

[sheff paul]

As the title suggests what is the strangest/riskiest place you have hammered your missus in

 

[Gray0689]

As the title suggests what is the strangest/riskiest place you have hammered your missus in

Lol does it have to be missus

 

[gasmanrob]

Not my missus but back in my youth the riskiest place I'd had a rub out was the office with the secretary made riskier as she was the bosses daughter.

the most blatant place was when I worked as a doorman in a night club there was CCTV everywhere and one bloke that used to have to monitor them all night. There was a spot in the fire exit everyone used to use should one of the groupies be up for it. Bit off putting having a running commentary on your every move in your ear followed by the helpful advise of anyone else with a radio, however if you did it you got a copy of the tape

 

[sheff paul]

Lol does it have to be missus

noooo

 

[Resolute]

Should this not be in the arms?! The misses might stumble across it!

 

[sheff paul]

As the title suggests what is the strangest/riskiest place you have hammered your missus in

Back in the day,bent over the missus in some woodland whilst holding the lead of the Jack Russell dog we were walking,banging for Britain as one does in your testosterone teens,then a middle aged couple walked past...

 

[sheff paul]

Should this not be in the arms?! The misses might stumble across it!

the missus never gets further than Facebook

 

[sheff paul]

Should this not be in the arms?! The misses might stumble across it!

can any mods move this into arms,or should I include it in my cv

 

[gasmanrob]

To be honest I didn't realise it wasn't in the arms 😳

 

[sheff paul]

remember doing the missus in the kitchen,whilst her parents were in the lounge watching the bill

 

[tamz]

I once had my hole on the M6 toll road just after it opened. The road was empty so we thought why not, climb aboard.
I was driving an Iveco L whatever it was (big van with lots of room).
Unfortunately we never quite finished because i was more interested in the skirt sitting next/on top of me, than i was in the yellow light flashing up. I ran out of diesel and had to call them out. Fortunately as it was a toll road and the services weren't opened i got a gallon of diesel free.
After that i had to make do with a BJ on the M1 :lol:

 

[tamz]

I also once had a BJ in the kitchen from a woman at a party in her house while shouting to her man if he wanted ice in his vodka.

I once was a nasty man with absolutely no scrupples.

 

[sheff paul]

I once had my hole on the M6 toll road just after it opened. The road was empty so we thought why not, climb aboard.
I was driving an Iveco L whatever it was (big van with lots of room).
Unfortunately we never quite finished because i was more interested in the skirt sitting next/on top of me, than i was in the yellow light flashing up. I ran out of diesel and had to call them out. Fortunately as it was a toll road and the services weren't opened i got a gallon of diesel free.
After that i had to make do with a BJ on the M1 :lol:

remember having a yellow fiesta,and a size 8 missus who was flexible... This was 25 years ago

 

[sheff paul]

I also once had a BJ in the kitchen from a woman at a party in her house while shouting to her man if he wanted ice in his vodka.

I once was a nasty man with absolutely no scrupples.

never had my end away at work on the council contracts.. should have tried harder

 

[tamz]

remember having a yellow fiesta,and a size 8 missus who was flexible... This was 25 years ago

Aye she was a size 8 :smile: A wee bird from MK i pumped for a while (she originally came from up this way)

never had my end away at work on the council contracts.. should have tried harder

You don't want to. Some amount of shyt that one throws up.

Btw i'm not proud of anything i've done as i should have known better but a standing c... has no conscience as we all know.

 

[sheff paul]

Aye she was a size 8 :smile: A wee bird from MK i pumped for a while (she originally came from up this way)



You don't want to. Some amount of shyt that one throws up.

Btw i'm not proud of anything i've done as i should have known better but a standing c... has no conscience as we all know.

had a good time working up in Newcastle!!

 

[REDSAW]

in the church vestry under the piano!!

before that in the car park of nottm police headquarters & a 100 similar places!!

 

[sheff paul]

in the church vestry under the piano!!

before that in the car park of nottm police headquarters & a 100 similar places!!

Thanks for moving this thread,sounds like a bit of ''occult'' shagging in a church

 

[tamz]

had a good time working up in Newcastle!!

I had a good time working everywhere i ever went.
That was the problem tho. I enjoyed it so much i ended up fkn divorced costing more money than i ever knew i had.
To tell you the truth if i had my time again i'd do it the same (maybe miss out the fat bird in Warrington tho :lol🙂

 

[tamz]

Thanks for moving this thread,sounds like a bit of ''occult'' shagging in a church

Now that is sick! I once played the sash on the chapel organ tho and the priest heard it. I was "removed" from the job :lol:

 

[sheff paul]

I had a good time working everywhere i ever went.
That was the problem tho. I enjoyed it so much i ended up fkn divorced costing more money than i ever knew i had.
To tell you the truth if i had my time again i'd do it the same (maybe miss out the fat bird in Warrington tho :lol🙂

Royal Victoria hotel whitley bay,weds night disco night(if my memory serves me) single mothers and grannies after contractors

 

[REDSAW]

Thanks for moving this thread,sounds like a bit of ''occult'' shagging in a church

well, i married her 😀

 

[Dotty]

I copped off with my mates fiancee, at their engagement party.

Shagged the ex in the middle of a golf course in Tenerife.

And then there was the night in Ronnie Corbett's daughter's bedroom.............

 

[zeebeedee]

Train bogs London to Manchester . Her idea not mine

 

[zeebeedee]

Train bogs London to Manchester . Her idea not mine

An ex by the way