tea or Coffee

[Dotty]

If i need a drink i normally just help myself then when no water comes out the tap I shout "is the water off?!" to myself. I then reply "yeah!" the customer looks slighty bemused, i then open the fridge and help myself to the ham and as i try and fit 5 slices at a time in my gob i mutter "I'm charging extra for this..." Then I ask the customer if it would be possible to fill the kettle up from the toilet as this is the only place water is available.

pmsl!

You, Sir, Are a god amongst insects!

 

[Dannypipe]

If i need a drink i normally just help myself then when no water comes out the tap I shout "is the water off?!" to myself. I then reply "yeah!" the customer looks slighty bemused, i then open the fridge and help myself to the ham and as i try and fit 5 slices at a time in my gob i mutter "I'm charging extra for this..." Then I ask the customer if it would be possible to fill the kettle up from the toilet as this is the only place water is available.

That and puddles cat flap story had me in stitches. Very, very funny. HA!🙂🙂

 

[spikewt]

I can't stand it when the customer gives you a tin of brand new fox's biscuits to "help yourself" all day. I do because they're there calling me to eat them. Then I have the tin for van storage. Thanks luv. Cracking baps too!!!!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

when we were working on the council refurbs years ago, (when they did them right and did all the work when the house was empty between tenants), we used to go next door and say "i'm the plumber working in the empty house next door, i need you to check your water and electricity is still on" when they came back and said they were, we used to say "great, stick the kettle on there are 4 of us in there and we are gasping" worked every single time, with the punter commenting on how cheeky we were for asking, now the guys would get a disciplinary for being so rude

or what comes after s in the alphabet love? "T" yes please no sugar thanks🙂

 

[Gray0689]

or what comes after s in the alphabet love? "T" yes please no sugar thanks🙂

I used that on the wife now my 7 year old says it to me lol

 

[tiling spread]

if i ask for coffe i tend too get looked at like a tit so no i just say tea 4