The UKPF once a year ANYTHING GOES thread!!!!!!!

[Barry98]

Later ladies am ofskie

 

[dancinplumba]

ok, think i will go and make my tea then, having asda boil in the bag beef stuffed YORKSHIRE PUDDING

 

[dancinplumba]

Only if he can sing the anthem

well he did for me bod

 

[Guest123]

Offski as well,the few no go areas will be posted up tomorrow night. Looking forward to the big night, get your beer in!

 

[REDSAW]

i may be late, i am having me hAIR DONE X

 

[villa_tom]

but villa-toms lost his glasses

I did a while back whilst I was drunk. Nearly hooked up with some rotten bird. Fortunately I found them and realised my mistake. She's married to some mug in barlick now, he's a plumber or something like that ;-)

 

[zeebeedee]

Only if he can sing the anthem

This one

Where have you been since I last saw you, last saw you?
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
Where have you been since I last saw you, last saw you?
Where have you been since I last saw you?
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
You have been courting Mary Jane
You are bound to catch your death of cold
Then we will have to bury you
Then the worms will come and eat you up
Then the ducks will come and eat up the worms
Then we will go and eat up the ducks
Then we will have eaten you
That's where we get our own back

 

[zeebeedee]

i want to adopt zeb and make him a honorary yorkshireman, what do you say bod ? just for the nite ?

I do love Yorkshire, spent a lot of weekends camping there as a kid even in knights stainforth, malham or gordale scar! Stunning part of the world.

 

[dancinplumba]

I did a while back whilst I was drunk. Nearly hooked up with some rotten bird. Fortunately I found them and realised my mistake. She's married to some mug in barlick now, he's a plumber or something like that ;-)

?? am sure i felt a claw scrape my skin. meow 🙂)

 

[dancinplumba]

I do love Yorkshire, spent a lot of weekends camping there as a kid even in knights stainforth, malham or gordale scar! Stunning part of the world.

lies !!! you said the same thing about scotland when sys was flirting with you 🙂)

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

will be there Saturday,as said dont let it get out of hand,but should be a laugh

 

[zeebeedee]

lies !!! you said the same thing about scotland when sys was flirting with you 🙂)

I also love Wales

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I also love Wales

tough i dont swing that way

 

[villa_tom]

I do love Yorkshire, spent a lot of weekends camping there as a kid even in knights stainforth, malham or gordale scar! Stunning part of the world.

you have spent most fo your life "camping", judging by some of your posts :wink5:

 

[villa_tom]

I also love Wales

Someone has too 🙂

 

[plum ber]

No pedo stuff cos that gets me mad just wanna castrate the gits with a blunt pair of scissors

Talking of that Google Ali G 2012 comedy awards acceptance speech, He can=me out in a "Saville" branded trackie and I thought HE pulled of a very clever GAG!!!

Also if you LOVE comedy may i recommend JIM JEFFERIES He is Comedy GOD!!!

 

[plum ber]

Sorry for being thick.....NO COMMENTS PLEASE "I asked nicely" Am I inn the arms or not??? Ahem Ahem.....

 

[petercj]

I also love Wales

Didn't think you were into royalty - is it his ginger hair?

 

[secret squirrel]

does that mean we can swear at each other, take the pee out of religion, homosexuality , race, colour, creed an all for a laff ?? am up for this...yorkshire rule oggi oggi

Gingers, northerners, taffs, paddies and jocks I feel they need a separate mention

 

[kay-jay]

This one

Where have you been since I last saw you, last saw you?
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
Where have you been since I last saw you, last saw you?
Where have you been since I last saw you?
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
You have been courting Mary Jane
You are bound to catch your death of cold
Then we will have to bury you
Then the worms will come and eat you up
Then the ducks will come and eat up the worms
Then we will go and eat up the ducks
Then we will have eaten you
That's where we get our own back

poor zeb! you really dont have a clue d'ya?

'on ilkley moor bout 'at (pronounced bart at)

without a hat!! nearly peed myself