The ultimate Intergas virgin freebie boiler thread

[rpm]

This is going to end up with some kind of dangling worm reference isn't it.

I had to refrain and re-word what I really wanted to type.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I`m lost Ray, you had 6, gave one away so that left 5, who had the other 2?

I started with five, as per the OP

Hi All

Your favourite sponsor has FIVE (count them, one, two, three, four, FIVE) Intergas boilers to give away.

And then lower down the OP, I said this:

But that's FOUR weeks and there are FIVE boilers!

Don't worry. One of the winners has already been selected. The first person (apart from the individual concerned) who can tell me who it is, and why, will receive a bottle of champage from me personally to celebrate their percipicacity.

No one guessed, so eventually I had to remind every one that atouchofgas had won a Vogue in a previous survey, but had turned it down because he was too busy. I had been pretty impressed by that, so I gave him a free ride in this event.

So 5 boilers, minus one to atouchofgas, minus one I am about to give away leaves three!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Anyway, I guess you lot are waiting for an announcement about who won?

A good question. And one that I can answer more easily with a drink in my hand. Hang on while I toddle off to the kitchen...brb!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Thats better.

So, before I go on, I think a round of applause is in order for our benefactors at Intergas, for kindly donating several thousand quids worth of boiler to the good people of the forum.

Please show your appreciation for Mr Steve Zouch (Managing Director), Mr Jim Boyce (Sales Director) and Mr Andy Burton (Regional Sales Manager).

<claps>

 

[anz]

 

[Ray Stafford]

Now, I can see that both Solutions and CH4 are watching the thread.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Now, I can see that both Solutions and CH4 are watching the thread.

Must be tense for them, I guess?

 

[rpm]

I started with five, as per the OP

My error, thought it was 6.

 

[anz]

Break it to them gently

 

[Ray Stafford]

Now, I can see that both Solutions and CH4 are watching the thread.

Must be tense for them, I guess?

But I am afraid I have bad news...

 

[Nostrum]

Must be tense for them, I guess?

Is commenting on your own comment even allowed?

 

[Chalked]

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

And for chucking me out last night. :59:

 

[Ray Stafford]

I tell you what, there is a fascinating thread on smoke pellets just started up...

 

[rpm]

But I am afraid I have bad news...

The warehouse was broken into and .................

 

[Ray Stafford]

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

And for chucking me out lady night. :59:

What are you trying to tell us?

 

[Ray Stafford]

But I am afraid I have bad news...

I had hoped to make the final elimination tonight - leaving one deflated loser and one pumped up winner...

 

[rpm]

The warehouse was broken into and .................

and all they took was the .....................

 

[Ray Stafford]

I had hoped to make the final elimination tonight - leaving one deflated loser and one pumped up winner...

Isn't that what everyone was expecting?

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

But I am afraid I have bad news...

You've run out of biscuits so it free jelly babies instead.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Isn't that what everyone was expecting?

I know thats what I was expecting...