Things you only eat at Christmas time

[Rickster123]

I'm laying on the sofa eating Brazil nuts and After Eights. The rest of the year these things aren't good enough! Sausage rolls, peanuts, twiglets got it all here. Feeling sick already.

so what snacks have you got for Christmas?

 

[Keefy]

Vagina.

 

[Rickster123]

Vagina.

Not on Jesus birthday Keefy surely?!

 

[Killy Bing]

For most of you, the misses?

 

[Ermintrude]

Some right healthy shnizzle!

 

[PlumbBobBob]

cheesy footballs

 

[Ray Stafford]

There are a couple of hundred sausage rolls cooling on our kitchen worktop at the mo. They are supposed to be for a do at the weekend.

I wonder if she has counted them?

 

[Ermintrude]

Ummmmmmmm cholesterol !

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ummmmmmmm cholesterol !

Yep. Freshly buttered cholesterol, wrapped in pastry. The best kind.

 

[Ermintrude]

Umm if u bite one does hot grease come out? Or have u bought from m&s then it's goose fat?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Umm if u bite one does hot grease come out? Or have u bought from m&s then it's goose fat?

No, these are home made. Nothing but your finest organic, fair trade cholesterol.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I am pleased to report that I have done my duty as health and safety officer, and have tested the sausage rolls.

Outcome: Not conclusive.

More tests may be required.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I'm laying on the sofa eating Brazil nuts and After Eights. The rest of the year these things aren't good enough! Sausage rolls, peanuts, twiglets got it all here. Feeling sick already.

so what snacks have you got for Christmas?

I was nearly 50 years old when I realised that as an official grown up, I could buy after eights or terrys choc oranges whenever I liked!

 

[solutions]

Not on Jesus birthday Keefy surely?!

Its ok he didnt have one and it wasnt on the table at the last meal.

 

[solutions]

Crunchy mini pretzels
Liebküchen
Mince pies
Brandy cream
Nuts

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

Those match stick chocolate things always come out at Christmas.

 

[WHPES]

Roast chestnuts
Rollmop herrings (you either love them or hate them!)
Mince pies
large pork pies
Nuts in shell

 

[REDSAW]

tuna flavoured beaver once a year!

always comes out on boxing day, sigh!!!!!!

 

[Mike Jackson]

I bought some mint choc Pringles and sweet cinnamon Pringles the other week. Not tried them yet, they may well be disgusting.

 

[Resolute]

We've got Pringles, Twiglets, mini chedders etc. not opened them yes as once I start I won't stop!

 

[SimonG]

Bottle of advocat
Bottle of sherry (just for the trifle 🙂 )
Bottle of rum (just for the white sauce 🙂 )

Bit of a trend here

 

[Barry98]

Roses chocolates on table after eight mints and worthers for some reason

 

[Leo21]

Coke in a glass bottle, ridiculous puddings and tiny sausages.

 

[Ermintrude]

9 of these Rotters and a cherry coke for breakfast!

 

[Ermintrude]

Forgot about them till some one started raving on about them. Ate one then my OCD kicked in. Couldn't have an open packet, then couldn't have an even number of multi packs... Then couldn't just have one militipack in van. Need help