Using a customers toilet?

[ShaunCorbs]

Easier said than done at times. Makes my eyes water sometimes. 😱

Generally if they go out then fill her boots or preferably the bog open windows spray etc and hope they dont come back for a bit.

Otherwise I'm off Tesco's or any other shop.

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[rpm]

I cant go if I cant whip out the bluetooth mini boombox for some sweet 80's tunes (think laserhawk) or a few videos of something good on youtube, like proper road rage videos with cussing and fighting. Plus a vape with loads of flavour because im not doing anything if I cant do something while im doing something.

Old thread and second load of bollox you've posted today.

 

[Millsy 82]

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£8 😱 I'll let the house stink then!

I used to work with a chippy and he was like a dog get to the job and within half hour go for a dump. He always made a right mess and never cleaned afterwards and you could smell it all over the house. The customers looked horrified.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

£8 😱 I'll let the house stink then!

I used to work with a chippy and he was like a dog get to the job and within half hour go for a dump. He always made a right mess and never cleaned afterwards and you could smell it all over the house. The customers looked horrified.

Blamed you did he ? 😉

 

[Deleted member 96286]

I was installing a new bathroom in a cupboard conversion and every day the customer complained about a foul drainage smell. It happened at the same time daily and it really was rank. If you imagine several thousand cows farting at the same time, it was that bad.
I cut into pipes, sent cameras down pipes, drain rodded sections, all to no avail. The smell would linger for a while, then disappear, only to return at the same time the next day.
Then one morning in sheer desperation in a basement corner of the building I forced a lock on a door, that had always appeared locked to me and the customer didn't have a key for.
When I opened the door, I was nearly comatised by the smell, but the cause soon became apparent.
Sitting bold as brass on the loo with his pants round his bloody ankles, and sh*tting for Scotland was the lad I'd hired to help me on this job.
He didn't last long.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I was installing a new bathroom in a cupboard conversion and every day the customer complained about a foul drainage smell. It happened at the same time daily and it really was rank. If you imagine several thousand cows farting at the same time, it was that bad.
I cut into pipes, sent cameras down pipes, drain rodded sections, all to no avail. The smell would linger for a while, then disappear, only to return at the same time the next day.
Then one morning in sheer desperation in a basement corner of the building I forced a lock on a door, that had always appeared locked to me and the customer didn't have a key for.
When I opened the door, I was nearly comatised by the smell, but the cause soon became apparent.
Sitting bold as brass on the loo with his pants round his bloody ankles, and sh*tting for Scotland was the lad I'd hired to help me on this job.
He didn't last long.

😀 did you wonder where he went ?

 

[Deleted member 96286]

😀 did you wonder where he went ?

He was always on his phone and as much use as a chocolate teapot, so when he went for a wander, I left him to it. I was asked to take him on by a local youth employment centre and most of his wages were covered. Never ever again.😱

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Sounds like some bad memories and some emotional scars

 

[Millsy 82]

Blamed you did he ? 😉

Nah he walks around proud as punch as he thinks it's funny everybody is gagging.