What would you say to this

[zeebeedee]

In a tenants property this week a when a rather large lady (bus sized) Asked me to look at her faulty cooker, she said its getting too hot i think its dangerous. When I went turn to turn it off last week I burned my stomach on the hob.

:whatchutalkingabout

 

[Rickster123]

I would say maybe leave the cooker alone for a few weeks and try salad!

 

[Leo21]

Don't think I'd be able to say anything without getting myself in trouble.

 

[Whn1]

Mind the hob you blob....

 

[zeebeedee]

Don't think I'd be able to say anything without getting myself in trouble.

I left to "get something from the van" and had a good chuckle

 

[villa_tom]

This is amazing.

I wouldn't have said anything, id have been to busy laughing.

 

[julesverne]

go on a diet fatty haha

 

[zeebeedee]

My boss said you should have told her to grow her arms longer!

 

[julesverne]

how did you keep a straight face

 

[zeebeedee]

how did you keep a straight face

A swift exit to the van was performed!

 

[Whn1]

My boss said you should have told her to grow her arms longer!

Hahaah T REX

 

[Guest123]

Well love, you can save yourself a fortune in cooking oil. Just press your tummy against the cooker and fry your chips in all that fat.

I'm not nice to fatties.

 

[jase158]

Try turning to one side when using the cooker. alternatively go to the job centre and get paid for being so fat as you are not capable to cook for yourself safely, they will pay you a weekly wage for being fat and may even give you a free cook.

 

[turnpin]

Hasn't stopped her raiding the fridge though...regards turnpin:lol:

 

[on31ll]

Next it will be her arms getting cold when shes getting chips from the freezer !

 

[Keefy]

Always wondered how fatties wipe their bum because it's obvious their arms won't reach round that far - maybe they don't?

 

[zeebeedee]

Always wondered how fatties wipe their bum because it's obvious their arms won't reach round that far - maybe they don't?

Thats what bidets where invented for

 

[Keefy]

Thats what bidets where invented for

They need dragging out into the yard and washing down with a Karcher in my opinion.

 

[on31ll]

Always wondered how fatties wipe their bum because it's obvious their arms won't reach round that far - maybe they don't?

Walk through car wash ?

 

[Kyle87]

Always wondered how fatties wipe their bum because it's obvious their arms won't reach round that far - maybe they don't?

Get a bath towel between the legs. Garb the front, grab the back and floss!!

 

[Kyle87]

Grab not garb!!

 

[zeebeedee]

Grab not garb!!

Flossing fatties again mate! Just don't see what you get from that to be honest

 

[Kyle87]

It's the flossafattiephelia fetish. It's a hard life but someone's got to do it!!

 

[zeebeedee]

It's the flossafattiephelia fetish. It's a hard life but someone's got to do it!!

I can imagine the glee on your face, flossing away starkers laughing your head off!

 

[Kyle87]

No no no no you got it all wrong. It's no joke!! I don't laugh. I grunt!!