Who's got the most

[Mike Jackson]

Qualifications.

Suggested by BOD in another thread so I'll start

NVQ 2 Plumbing
NVQ 3 plumbing
Water regs
Unvented
CCN1
CKR1
HTR1
WAT1
LAU1
CEN1
DAH1
HTRLP2
HTRLP3
REFLP2
WATLP2
WAHLP1
CONGLP1PD
CONGLP1LAV
CONGLP1RPH
CONGLP1B
CPA1
City and Guilds 6043 (CO incident investigation)
SDHW1 (Solar Thermal)
LCDHP1 (Domestic Heat pumps)
NPTC Chainsaw Ticket (Chainsaw maintenance, Cut and fell small trees up to 14", snedding)

Anyone else fancy waving their willy?

 

[villa_tom]

You've beat me 🙂

ive got

ccn1
ckr1
cemwat
dah1
htr1
cpa1
unvented
water regs
nvq plplumbing
I've got some energy efficiency thing as well, not sure where I got it.

What are you qualifications that start with CONG for mike?

 

[Whn1]

I got a certifiacte with the words "paint magnet" when I went paintballing once.

 

[Barry98]

I got a certifiacte with the words "paint magnet" when I went paintballing once.

And sales man of the month from amazon

 

[villa_tom]

Qualifications.

Suggested by BOD in another thread so I'll start

NPTC Chainsaw Ticket (Chainsaw maintenance, Cut and fell small trees up to 14", snedding)

Anyone else fancy waving their willy?

do you really need a chainsaw to cut down a 14 inch tree? Or are you just showing off 🙂

 

[R1CKY]

Can't remember course codes for some:
NVQ 2 Plumbing
NVQ 3 Plumbing
Water regs
Unvented
CCN1
CEN1
CKR1
HTR1
WAT1
Water regs
Unvented
Solar Thermal
Ground Source Heat Pumps
Defined Scope Part P

Also have a folder full of Aircraft related qualifications aswell!

 

[Simon F]

I got a certificate for swimming a width, but I can't prove it as I lost the certificate.:sad:
-does that make me level with MJ?

as I did the gas NVQ I got every appliance you can think of, thinking of possibly doing the LPG as a lot of villages near me are of the grid. That would extend my list.

That's an impressive list Mike, how much does it cost to retake everything??

 

[Ray Stafford]

Blue Peter badge?

(Actually, I don't have one, but Mrs S does.)

 

[villa_tom]

Blue Peter badge?

(Actually, I don't have one, but Mrs S does.)

Did she get it for putting up with you? 🙂

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

beat me mike
nvq2
nvq3
cpa1
ccn1
cenwat
htr1
ckr1
and a c+g in energy something or other
part p

 

[Mike Jackson]

You've beat me 🙂



What are you qualifications that start with CONG for mike?

They're the changeover from NG to LPG, it means they are only valid all of the time I hold CCN1.

do you really need a chainsaw to cut down a 14 inch tree? Or are you just showing off 🙂

It's a lot quicker with a chainsaw. Used to volunteer on rights of way maintenance with East Sussex CC and they put me through the chainsaw course so that I could use a chainsaw on public rights of way.

I got a certificate for swimming a width, but I can't prove it as I lost the certificate.:sad:
-does that make me level with MJ?

as I did the gas NVQ I got every appliance you can think of, thinking of possibly doing the LPG as a lot of villages near me are of the grid. That would extend my list.

That's an impressive list Mike, how much does it cost to retake everything??

It's done at different times. The LPG lot cost me £1,368 but that was for initial assessment not re assessment as I was new to the caravan lot.

 

[Keefy]

NVQ 2 Plumbing
NVQ 3 Plumbing
CCN1 - Expired
CEN1 - Expired
WAT1 - Expired
CKR1 - Expired
HTR1 - Expired

 

[Rickster123]

Jesus mike do you do any real work or do you spend your life in the classroom?!

Im not "waving my willy" after reading that list!

Out of interest if someone rings you for an outside tap do you reply with "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

 

[TerryWaite]

NVQ2 Heating & Ventilating (ind/comm)
NVQ3 Heating & Ventilating (ind/comm)
CCN1
CEN1
CKR1
HTR1
WAT1
MET1
CPA1

Bloody hell Mike that's going to take some beating!

 

[peteheat]

Having seen Mike's list I'm not sure I have a willy!

Challenge, what does each one mean?

Hope you didn't include the code for your TV & Driving licences just to make up the numbers 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

Degrees in social policy and criminology and some plumbing shyte as well🙂

 

[Rickster123]

Degrees in social policy and criminology and some plumbing shyte as well🙂

Ohhh he's got degrees! Name dropper!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Degrees in social policy and criminology and some plumbing shyte as well🙂

so what i have a degree in brain surgery,i done this fast track course.....

 

[zeebeedee]

A levels in chemistry biology and computing, plus 100% attendance in year 10!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

A levels in chemistry biology and computing, plus 100% attendance in year 10!

and one predictive i phone later

 

[tamz]

I might miss some but here goes. My full acedemic and work in order from the 1st ones i got if my memory serves me right.

7+
9 O levels in English, Arithmetic, Geography, History, Chemistry, Physics, Mechanics, Maths, German.
Then bailed out that nonsense and got a job @£16/wk doing this shyt.
Sweeper upper and tea brewer 1st class
C&G 596 craft
C&G 596 Advanced
Scotec 5 building services
Scotec 5 construction
Some SFAS (coal board) cert in heating design. (might have been between the Scotec's can't remember)
Unvented hot water systems (1987 and never did a resit but still very much legit)
ACops 1-5 +15
ACS Ccn1 and the std appliances boiler cookers fires warm air etc etc (a few times ongoing)
Met 4
ESP
Regt1
CongLP1 (this has now lapsed as don't get enough to warrant it)
Icpn1
Tpcp1
Commercial cores and Cocn1 (now lapsed as that contract finished a while back) and radiants and commercial direct fired whatever codes they had.
That Energy efficiency shyt one and solar.
Then i got into a bit commercial metering for a bit so i got some
Cmet2
RegT2
Last one was part P full scope.
What did i learn after the unvented stuff? Very little in a classroom but luckily i had a big network of guys who kept me right so i never killed anyone: not that i know off :smile:
In the middle of my 5 yearly donation to the cause atm which i'll finish the next time i have a free half day and hopefully will be my last but 1.
I might go legit on the source stuff if i can make a few quid from it. We'll see how that plays out but i doubt if it would be worth the effort.

 

[REDSAW]

are we talking plumbing or uni degree and everything else?.

i am licensed to fish for non migratory trout and course fish.
cycling proficiency
and 21 scout badges....
9 c&guilds
1 bsc (birmingham)
4 nvq's
member of mensa 1986
and the usual stuff you buy for plumbing& gas.lol

oh! alright tam.....3 0 levels and 2 a levels 7 cse's

and i have a 4'' knob so there.lol

and my name is mr redsaw bsc(mgocp) or sommat?

 

[vern]

I might miss some but here goes. My full acedemic and work in order from the 1st ones i got if my memory serves me right.

7+
9 O levels in English, Arithmetic, Geography, History, Chemistry, Physics, Mechanics, Maths, German.
Then bailed out that nonsense and got a job @£16/wk doing this shyt.
Sweeper upper and tea brewer 1st class
C&G 596 craft
C&G 596 Advanced
Scotec 5 building services
Scotec 5 construction
Some SFAS (coal board) cert in heating design. (might have been between the Scotec's can't remember)
Unvented hot water systems (1987 and never did a resit but still very much legit)
ACops 1-5 +15
ACS Ccn1 and the std appliances boiler cookers fires warm air etc etc (a few times ongoing)
Met 4
ESP
Regt1
CongLP1 (this has now lapsed as don't get enough to warrant it)
Icpn1
Tpcp1
Commercial cores and Cocn1 (now lapsed as that contract finished a while back) and radiants and commercial direct fired whatever codes they had.
That Energy efficiency shyt one and solar.
Then i got into a bit commercial metering for a bit so i got some
Cmet2
RegT2
Last one was part P full scope.
What did i learn after the unvented stuff? Very little in a classroom but luckily i had a big network of guys who kept me right so i never killed anyone: not that i know off :smile:
In the middle of my 5 yearly donation to the cause atm which i'll finish the next time i have a free half day and hopefully will be my last but 1.
I might go legit on the source stuff if i can make a few quid from it. We'll see how that plays out but i doubt if it would be worth the effort.

Tut tut Tom you need to renew that G3 now includes vented too, after the boiler over sadly killed those two kiddies

 

[zeebeedee]

Cadet Sergeant in the air training corps

 

[zeebeedee]

Troop leader scouts

 

[tom609]

Qualifications.

Suggested by BOD in another thread so I'll start

NVQ 2 Plumbing
NVQ 3 plumbing
Water regstts not what you got its what you do with it lol
Unvented
CCN1
CKR1
HTR1
WAT1
LAU1
CEN1
DAH1
HTRLP2
HTRLP3
REFLP2
WATLP2
WAHLP1
CONGLP1PD
CONGLP1LAV
CONGLP1RPH
CONGLP1B
CPA1
City and Guilds 6043 (CO incident investigation)
SDHW1 (Solar Thermal)
LCDHP1 (Domestic Heat pumps)
NPTC Chainsaw Ticket (Chainsaw maintenance, Cut and fell small trees up to 14", snedding)

Anyone else fancy waving their willy?

its not what you got its what you do with it lol

 

[tamz]

Tut tut Tom you need to renew that G3 now includes vented too, after the boiler over sadly killed those two kiddies

No G anything up ths way Vern and as I'm of a "certain class of persons" (association of unvented installers) i am sound
I was fitting unvented before the water regs were changed (class relaxation) and fitted vented before the pope was born :wink:

 

[kay-jay]

Qualifications.

Suggested by BOD in another thread so I'll start

NVQ 2 Plumbing
NVQ 3 plumbing
Water regs
Unvented
CCN1
CKR1
HTR1
WAT1
LAU1
CEN1
DAH1
HTRLP2
HTRLP3
REFLP2
WATLP2
WAHLP1
CONGLP1PD
CONGLP1LAV
CONGLP1RPH
CONGLP1B
CPA1
City and Guilds 6043 (CO incident investigation)
SDHW1 (Solar Thermal)
LCDHP1 (Domestic Heat pumps)
NPTC Chainsaw Ticket (Chainsaw maintenance, Cut and fell small trees up to 14", snedding)

Anyone else fancy waving their willy?

No photographaphy quals? You charlatan 😱

 

[REDSAW]

Cadet Sergeant in the air training corps

that outfit was for.............................ohyeh! sorry.lol

 

[vern]

No G anything up ths way Vern and as I'm of a "certain class of persons" (association of unvented installers) i am sound
I was fitting unvented before the water regs were changed (class relaxation) and fitted vented before the pope was born :wink:

Lol should have known you Scots get away with murder......no G3, still get cash for scrap.........:banghead:

 

[tamz]

I also got my Scottish swimmer 50ft badge and a couple of BB badges including my Sunday school attendance one :wink:
I had a gun licence for a while but gave that up when i came home one night and my boy and his pal were playing cowboys in the garden with a 4/10 and a 22 (his rse was sore after that one)

 

[tamz]

Lol should have known you Scots get away with murder......no G3, still get cash for scrap.........:banghead:

The land of the free mate :lol:

 

[on31ll]

I also got my Scottish swimmer 50ft badge and a couple of BB badges including my Sunday school attendance one :wink:
I had a gun licence for a while but gave that up when i came home one night and my boy and his pal were playing cowboys in the garden with a 4/10 and a 22 (his rse was sore after that one)

Very lucky it was just his bum. !

 

[tamz]

Very lucky it was just his bum. !

.
I can still remember it. It was a Tuesday night about 5 oclock.
I'd been out shooting on the Sunday, got soaked through so came in and instead of cleaning the guns and locking them away i just stuck them in the wardrobe (but fortunately i stuck the shells and bullets on top).
I nearly died when i turned the corner and saw them running around the garden.

He got a sore rse for it but it was my fault which we have talked about as he got older (Tam the mediator and social worker;part time plumber:smile🙂

 

[Barry98]

nvq something
unvented
lpg pipework lav
lpg pipe work rph
combustion analysis ng,lpg
cooker ng.lpg
fires ng,lpg
boilers ng,lpg
meters ng,lpg
pipework ng,lpg
range cooker ng,lpg
vented cyl
water heater ng,lpg

commecial
over head plaque and tube heaters ng,lpg
direct fired appliances ng,lpg
in direct fired appliance ng,lpg
catering range cookers ng,lpg
catering boilers ng,lpg
catering fat and pressure fyers ng,lpg
pipe work first fix ng,lpg
commisioning test and purge ng,lpg
water ch indrirect fired
approved landrover driver

 

[julesverne]

you just had to stick the bit in about the land rover :sleeping:

 

[Dannypipe]

Well, I can't be bothered to go get my folder with all the certs in, so I'll try copy and paste by details on the OFTEC and Gas Safe websites!

I also have:
Unvented G3
Ground Source BPEC
Air Source BPEC

Solar Thermal
and an NVQ Lvl 2.

And

 

[Nostrum]

Nvq gas installation and maintenance
Ccn
fires
cookers
boilers and water heaters
lpg changeover
water regs
unvented
cpa1
defined scope
full scope part p ( yes weird I know)
17th edition
2391 testing and inspection
hetas h003 dry
hetas h004 wet
hetas h005 biomass
oftec 101
oftec 105
oftec 600
heat pumps
solar photovoltaics
easi dec erection certificate
plus health and safety shyt, asbestos, ladders, etc


hetas are the best as they have no expiry date!

Probably get solar thermal on there at some point.

 

[Simon F]

Qualifications.
Suggested by BOD in another thread so I'll start

NVQ 2 Plumbing
NVQ 3 plumbing
Water regs
Unvented
CCN1
CKR1
HTR1
WAT1
LAU1
CEN1
DAH1
HTRLP2
HTRLP3
REFLP2
WATLP2
WAHLP1
CONGLP1PD
CONGLP1LAV
CONGLP1RPH
CONGLP1B
CPA1
City and Guilds 6043 (CO incident investigation)
SDHW1 (Solar Thermal)
LCDHP1 (Domestic Heat pumps)
NPTC Chainsaw Ticket (Chainsaw maintenance, Cut and fell small trees up to 14", snedding)
Anyone else fancy waving their willy?

the words of a song comes to mind "beat it"
the name of the singer escapes me at this point..😀

 

[Barry98]

that white guy always wore on glove

 

[migoplumber]

i got
CCN1
CEN1
CKR1
HTR1
WAT1
MET1
LAU1
CODNC01
CIGA1
ICPN1
TPCPA1
CODC1
COCATA1
COCCLNG1
CLE1
TPCP1
CPA1
PART P
UNVENTED
WATER REGS
GROUND SOURCE HEATPUMPS

 

[Dotty]

I'm going to have to go and look all mine up!

 

[mfgs]

No point in me playing this game as I wont win haha.

 

[migoplumber]

its the "ime best" attitude we all have !
i forgot to mention ime up for core and lpg renewal in 3 months... 8 days i reckon. deep deep breathing required. hope the vent calculations have got easier.
and i might actually learn the difference between a compartment and a boiler room this time and have a definitive answer for myself !

 

[on31ll]

You all have the quals but im the best plumber ....

 

[migoplumber]

ooh ooh forgot to add my oftec stuff. cant find the piece of paper 101 105 and 106 ?
oil boiler stuffs and something to do with siting an oil tank behind a hedge ?

 

[nicro3]

Your can't eat a certificate, or drink a job title.

 

[Dotty]

Right.

ONC Electrical Engineering
NVQ 2 & 3 Plumbing
OFT10-101
OFT10-105
OFT10-600a
OFT10-201
COCN1
CDGA1
CIGA1
CORT1
ICPN1
CONGLP1PD
CEN1
TPCP1
CPA1
MET4
Unvented/G3
IPAF-PAL
Tower scaffold erection

I've also had in-house qualifications through BT in lift, generator, air con and ventilation maintenance. Plus qualifying as a Clerk of Works.

I also got a fistful of computing qualifications from when I stepped out of the game for a few years.

And I used to have a landrover!

 

[tamz]

I missed the bit where I also have a landrover..... and i can also drive a stihl saw

Btw my wee woman is fully pasma'd up (but it runs out this year and she won't be doing a resit as i've domesticated her).
Thats one of the things love about her. A 4ft 11" scaffolder with an rse to die for :lol:

 

[migoplumber]

do we eally need an "i can drive a landrover cert"

 

[Barry98]

I missed the bit where I also have a landrover..... and i can also drive a stihl saw

Btw my wee woman is fully pasma'd up (but it runs out this year and she won't be doing a resit as i've domesticated her).
Thats one of the things love about her. A 4ft 11" scaffolder with an rse to die for :lol:

That post is nothing without pictures

 

[tamz]

That post is nothing without pictures

She'd kill me but something like this with blonde hair :smile:
Keyra Agustina - YouTube

 

[Dotty]

How the crikey flip did a belligerent old bugger like you pull a cracker like that!

 

[tamz]

How the crikey flip did a belligerent old bugger like you pull a cracker like that!

I used to be quite rich and i have a big ...........:lol:

 

[dancinplumba]

I used to be quite rich and i have a big ...........:lol:

lol did it drop off 😉

 

[tamz]

The money was stolen by a smart rsed lawyer who i gave into.

 

[Barry98]

The old bend over and touch your toes , been there brother

 

[Dotty]

And yet we never learn! We plunge into it a second time!

Although this time round I definitely made a wise choice!

 

[Barry98]

Me too

 

[tamz]

Me three

 

[Barry98]

Forgot my part p , dam

 

[Blake]

PADI open water diver advanced

BA (hons) Social Scienes

BTEC Nat Diploma in Mech/elec engineering

And then some useless plumbing and gas stuff 🙂

 

[hammers4spanner]

got the usual plumbing gas stuff,

boilers
fires
cookers
combustion
wras
city guilds craft
city guilds
advanced
electro fusion

other randoms
cscs
forklift
did have scaffold tickets (but now need re-doing)
BNF health physics HSE approved contractor

 

[SafeGasInstall]

i dont even have a driving licence let alone all this numbers and letters you have put together

 

[Dotty]

i dont even have a driving licence let alone all this numbers and letters you have put together

Mate, you speak 87 different languages!

I struggle with english!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Right.

ONC Electrical Engineering
NVQ 2 & 3 Plumbing
OFT10-101
OFT10-105
OFT10-600a
OFT10-201
COCN1
CDGA1
CIGA1
CORT1
ICPN1
CONGLP1PD
CEN1
TPCP1
CPA1
MET4
Unvented/G3
IPAF-PAL
Tower scaffold erection

I've also had in-house qualifications through BT in lift, generator, air con and ventilation maintenance. Plus qualifying as a Clerk of Works.

I also got a fistful of computing qualifications from when I stepped out of the game for a few years.

And I used to have a landrover!

in to fisting are we mate 🙂 pmsl

 

[Dotty]

don't knock it til you've tried it!

 

[on31ll]

Yourself or others 😛