WOOHOO!!! Oh wait...

[Keefy]

Just caught the postie dropping one of those 'sorry we missed you' cards through my door, gave him it back and got a jiffy bag which felt empty. Opened it up to find a pair of Robbie Williams tickets for his show at the Etihad Stadium next month - nothing else in the envelope to explain who sent them.

Called the missus and tell her about the free tickets worth a total value of £118.00 that some mysterious kind sole had sent me and she said "Oh yeah, they're my (and her sisters) tickets."

"Why were they addressed to me then?"

"I got them on your card."

 

[Dotty]

Ouch!

 

[Masood]

Look on the bright side - you can go down the pub, or have a peaceful night in whilst she's out.

 

[Dotty]

Look on the bright side - you can go down the pub, or have a peaceful night in whilst she's out.

Or paint the shed, count your fittings etc.... Anythings better than Robbie Williams.....

 

[on31ll]

Or paint the shed, count your fittings etc.... Anythings better than Robbie Williams.....

Or be in the front room fully naked woth a suitable film on the big tv and knuckle shuffle ?

 

[Barry98]

I'd be taking one of my mates to see him of I had them in my hand and had paid for them with my card

 

[TomLane]

You're defo missing a trick here!

Just think of all those women watching him that you could be slyly groping with no conscience as you'll all be so tightly packed together & your missus will be more interested in what's going on on stage she won't notice you getting the odd slap should someone object!!

Just put some ear plugs in & take one for the team!!

 

[Masood]

I'd be taking one of my mates to see him of I had them in my hand and had paid for them with my card

Really??? If one of my mates asked me to a Robbie Williams concert I'd be worried they were coming out of the closet! 🙂

 

[Barry98]

Knebworth convert he did was awesome all them bouncing boobies in the sun hmmmmm - just erm nipping out ill be back in 5

 

[Barry98]

Ok am back

 

[on31ll]

You're defo missing a trick here!

Just think of all those women watching him that you could be slyly groping with no conscience as you'll all be so tightly packed together & your missus will be more interested in what's going on on stage she won't notice you getting the odd slap should someone object!!

Just put some ear plugs in & take one for the team!!

But then what about the ther man whos groping ur bird ? Turn arpund ad hes elbow deep in her !

 

[on31ll]

Robbies not a singer atall ! But hes an excellent entertainer !

 

[Kyle87]

Better start checking your bank statements mate. Just imagine what else she's been spending your money on!!

 

[Killy Bing]

You're defo missing a trick here!

Just think of all those women watching him that you could be slyly groping with no conscience as you'll all be so tightly packed together & your missus will be more interested in what's going on on stage she won't notice you getting the odd slap should someone object!!

Just put some ear plugs in & take one for the team!!

If your wife complains about being groped.... Tom might get a visit 😉

 

[Leo21]

Lucky escape, let her think your cheesed of and use if as leverage!

 

[TomLane]

But then what about the ther man whos groping ur bird ? Turn arpund ad hes elbow deep in her !

Then he's a braver man than I am!

 

[TomLane]

If your wife complains about being groped.... Tom might get a visit 😉

I've never had any complaints yet!! ;-)

 

[zeebeedee]

To be fair if she had bought you robbie Williams tickets I'd have changed the locks!

 

[kay-jay]

Lucky escape, let her think your cheesed of and use if as leverage!

I could use some leverage....

Prise her bum back over to her side of the bed🙂

 

[Keefy]

Just to clarify, I can't stand Knobby Williams and if the tickets were from some mysterious joker I'd have given them to her to take a friend or something anyway.

Had a look at my bank statements online and discovered I now have a Spotify account at £10 a month. Good job we've always considered any money we have as our money, never understood how couples can lend to each other and demand they pay it back. She doesn't touch my business account though... erm, I'd better check that hadn't I? :whatchutalkingabout

 

[zeebeedee]

Just to clarify, I can't stand Knobby Williams and if the tickets were from some mysterious joker I'd have given them to her to take a friend or something anyway.

Had a look at my bank statements online and discovered I now have a Spotify account at £10 a month. Good job we've always considered any money we have as our money, never understood how couples can lend to each other and demand they pay it back. She doesn't touch my business account though... erm, I'd better check that hadn't I? :whatchutalkingabout

My mates the tightest gits you will ever meet. At glastonbury a few years back he went the bar and was short on change, I heard him say to his wife have you got that 27p you owe me!

He got the **** ripped out of him for a long time over that!

 

[Keefy]

My mates the tightest gits you will ever meet. At glastonbury a few years back he went the bar and was short on change, I heard him say to his wife have you got that 27p you owe me!

He got the **** ripped out of him for a long time over that!

All her sister's fellas are like that - and my sister, I've heard them all ask for 'that money you owe me' at some point. Myself and my brothers seem to be the opposite, maybe it's because we were brought up to be generous and to share. Dunno what happened to my sister, she's a right pig.

 

[Masood]

never understood how couples can lend to each other and demand they pay it back.

I'm with you on that one - never made sense to me.

 

[on31ll]

If im with the mrs out or shopping she wont pay a penny because i wouldnt let her ! But she would and wouldnt complain ! Her friends cant get head round that i pay for stuff ! And everyone in her family has an arse Tighter than a submarine door ! My brother lent me £300 quid once he hasnt seen it back since ! That was over a year ago i pffer to give back and he says nahh on a rainy day !

 

[Keefy]

If im with the mrs out or shopping she wont pay a penny because i wouldnt let her ! But she would and wouldnt complain ! Her friends cant get head round that i pay for stuff ! And everyone in her family has an arse Tighter than a submarine door ! My brother lent me £300 quid once he hasnt seen it back since ! That was over a year ago i pffer to give back and he says nahh on a rainy day !

Often when we're out having a meal or a drink and I don't have cash on me I'll let her pay and don't care who see's it. The way we look at it is that it's our money and neither of us really takes the other one out. One of us might come up with the bright idea to go and have a weekend away or something now and again but it's always a joint venture. I'm not saying we both sit down and work things out so we both split the bill equally, we just do what's most convenient at the time, if I've got the cash on me or we're nearer to my bank then we'll just do it that way and vice versa.

And another thing, we bought me a new Makita drill last week.