Working in a house now

[EPH]

Just getting air out of an open vented system, quite a nice house, not lifestyles of the rich and famous but nice.

Hes a speccy Ming and she's quite fit and blonde. She's been making me coffee flat out, sorting the kids, doing some painting and cleaning the place whilst he sits on his arse in front of the telly and now she's washing the car.

How do I get this life?

 

[Masood]

12" dong, 14" tongue and the ability to breather through your ears?

Or a very well-paid job?

 

[EPH]

12" dong, 14" tongue and the ability to breather through your ears?

Or a very well-paid job?

Thanks for that, I was hoping for some helpful advice.

Ive no chance of any of those!!!

 

[SimonG]

Make he most of it, most of the women at jobs I go to are RAF.

 

[SimonG]

Thanks for that, I was hoping for some helpful advice.

Ive no chance of any of those!!!

Win the lottery. 🙂 ....and I don't mean a tenner for three numbers either 🙂

 

[smtplumbing]

good day then, lazy bugger he is i find that quite abit today for me is lazy day haha, my joiner is working in my street so i took the pan out for him this morning walked the 3 mins walk back to the house loads of coffee, sort my jobs got a few jobs booked in for January. just emptying my garage with is full of crap.

 

[jefaz]

Win the lottery. 🙂 ....and I don't mean a tenner for three numbers either 🙂

It's £25 notes now! I only know this cos I won last week 🙂

 

[Mike Jackson]

12" dong, 14" tongue and the ability to breather through your ears?

Or a very well-paid job?

I'm not shortening mine for anyone.

 

[Leo21]

Money! Ray Stafford amounts.

 

[hammers4spanner]

i was working in council office today women galore loads of fit ones as well all smiling because i was the saviour to repair heating (they hadn't turned any trv's on)

proper dragged it out as well

one of the better days in plumbing

 

[Barry98]

Just getting air out of an open vented system, quite a nice house, not lifestyles of the rich and famous but nice. Hes a speccy Ming and she's quite fit and blonde. She's been making me coffee flat out, sorting the kids, doing some painting and cleaning the place whilst he sits on his arse in front of the telly and now she's washing the car. How do I get this life?

You have two options from what I can see1 - become a sparky2 - become a plumbers merchant in the south of England and like planting bulbs

 

[PlumbersMate]

i was working in council office today women galore loads of fit ones as well all smiling because i was the saviour to repair heating (they hadn't turned any trv's on)

proper dragged it out as well

one of the better days in plumbing

Ladies changing at my local gym is up there with my faves, that and the beauty therapy college in Harlow.

 

[Leo21]

Weigh watchers, I like a big girl. Built for comfort, oh yeh!