Worst/funniest call-out

[TomLane]

Ok ill fes up it was me and I got caught I still sent John the pic and he took great pleasure in ringing me to laugh all day

Ha ha brilliant.

I once found pictures on a customers iPad that were of a rather explicit nature! They had asked me to look at some pictures they had saved of some work they'd had done in a previous property & I happened to stumble upon some 'home-made' pictures!

Lovely couple but my god were they ugly, particularly with no clothes on!

 

[Leo21]

I went into a closet with a loft hatch in and found latex gear in it. The chap was so embaresed.

 

[Barry98]

What did croppie say when you saw it all

 

[Leo21]

What did croppie say when you saw it all

He denied all knowledge, said it must belong to previous tenants.

 

[Mike Jackson]

I;ve said this before but I was working on a bathroom job and the customer came in a had a crap while I was working in there! I was knelt down under the bath.

I've had that in the past whilst working in a care home for clients with learning difficulties. I was changing the B/S mixer when this girl walks in, drops her kecks and has a dump. Shen then pulls her kecks up and walks out (yes no wiping) and leaves a log the size of a tree stump in the toilet.

 

[Phil]

I went into a closet with a loft hatch in and found latex gear in it. The chap was so embaresed.

Having someone find your gimp suit with full metal zip would be highly embarrasing! Poor guy.

 

[Leo21]

Having someone find your gimp suit with full metal zip would be highly embarrasing! Poor guy.

Have you got one then?

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Have you got one then?

yes i find the latex pretty waterproof
when dealing with a pressure leek

 

[Leo21]

As you may have noticed I have pressed my like button. This does not mean I like gimp suits but found the last post amusing. Hope that clears that up.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

As you may have noticed I have pressed my like button. This does not mean I like gimp suits but found the last post amusing. Hope that clears that up.

i would be careful what you post leo,ask zeb it can go wrong LOL

 

[stevetheplumber]

is there some stigma to owning a gimp suit then ?

 

[Dotty]

is there some stigma to owning a gimp suit then ?

I hope not.....

 

[Destroyer2813]

Sure i"ve said it b4 but went into a rental property once got the key of the agent to find a full on bondage rack fixed to the wall with a gimp mask and whip next to it

 

[Leo21]

They,ll have re name this forum soon.

 

[stevetheplumber]

best one i saw was an electric toothbrush with a bit of foam lagging covered in a condom and it was on the bedside table

 

[Destroyer2813]

best one i saw was an electric toothbrush with a bit of foam lagging covered in a condom and it was on the bedside table

Forget to pick all your tools up last time you where there then :teeth_smile:

 

[Phil]

Would I be wrong in saying I would like to see Croppie in am undersized gimp suit? :lol:

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Would I be wrong in saying I would like to see Croppie in am undersized gimp suit? :lol:

ask zeb,mud sticks

 

[Dotty]

Would I be wrong in saying I would like to see Croppie in am undersized gimp suit? :lol:

Be like an overstuffed hairy saveloy!

 

[Leo21]

Conjuring up some gruesome mental images. Some one pass the mind bleach.