a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[Billy Bob Bob]

 

[kay-jay]

 

[Masood]

What did the left testicle say to the right testicle? Nothing important, they were just talking b0ll0cks..

See if the sweary filter edits that...

 

[thompsonbrown]

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Everyone knows you can only use George with water

 

[turnpin]

It's the evening rush hour on the underground with plenty of pushing and shoving going on and as the train leaves every station the train is getting more packed ...a beautiful young lady has had enough and turns round to the guy behind her and say's....stop pushing your erection into my body you perv.....the embarrassed guy splutters...... I'll have you know that's my wallet and I've just been paid.......she replied...you must have some feckin job then as you've had four raise's
In the last ten minutes.....lol regards Turnpin :smilielol5:

 

[Masood]

 

[mike-c]

Just fitted one of these Daesh washers.

 

[spanner]

Just fitted one of these Daesh washers.

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Never heard out a daesh washer before?
Does it do the dishwasher as well? ??

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Don't you mean isis washing machines

 

[rpm]

Don't you mean isis washing machines

Take it you know the word daesh?

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Take it you know the word daesh?

I get it now

 

[Dotty]

I can remember my mum running away with the milkman.

I watched as she packed her bags, climbed on his milkfloat and disappeared up the road.

Saddest 3 hours of my life.....

 

[mountainman]

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the tumble drier for a few minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller.

 

[kay-jay]

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the tumble drier for a few minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller.

Croppie once tumble dried his legs....

 

[Masood]

I can remember my mum running away with the milkman.

I watched as she packed her bags, climbed on his milkfloat and disappeared up the road.

Saddest 3 hours of my life.....

I can remember my mum running away with the milkman.

I watched as she packed her bags, climbed on his milkfloat and disappeared up the road.

Saddest 3 hours of my life.....

She did it twice? Was it the same milkman or two different ones? Ernie the fastest milkman in the west, and Pat Mustard!

 

[mountainman]

Two Ton Ted from Teddington I reckon

 

[rpm]

Two gun Ted????

 

[mountainman]

Not that one, TTT drove the bakers van.

 

[townfanjon]

Nicked of facebook , just love this

 

[PlumbBobBob]

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[ShaunCorbs]

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

My wife Andrea found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.

He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."


The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."



The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week!

 

[stani]

 

[stani]

 

[stani]

 

[Masood]

Stolen from Kev on facebook...

 

[stani]

 

[turnpin]

Stolen from Kev on facebook...

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Is that Kev in the picture...lol regards Turnpin:biggrin:

 

[turnpin]

Two Irish pals at the fair waiting to go on the big wheel...looking up Pat say's to Mick do you think we might fall out....nah say's Mick sure we've been friend's far too long.......lol regards Turnpin:smile5:

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Stolen from Kev on facebook...

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who stole it from me first LOL the git

 

[stani]

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Can anyone make that into a thumbnail picture, don't know why it's gone like that

It's ok sorted now

 

[townfanjon]

The legend lol

 

[stani]

 

[stani]

 

[brum]