Intergas week 3 poem poll - main event

[Ch4 plumbing]

I have no fingernails left

Hahaha good luck to all 3

 

[stevetheplumber]

thanks to all those who voted for my short ditty

 

[Ray Stafford]

thanks to all those who voted for my short ditty

So you're in the last 3 Steve.

Nervous?

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Steve has nerves of steel.. mines however are made of jelly :lol:

 

[stevetheplumber]

to old for nerves what will be will be plus theres the fact if i fell into a barrel of **** i would come out sucking my thumb

 

[gizmolang]

Thankyou to all the voters good luck to steve and id chappy and good effort by everyone else theres some good poets out there.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Thankyou to all the voters good luck to steve and id chappy and good effort by everyone else theres some good poets out there.

Hey Gizmo, do you drive a van covered in checkatrade signwriting? And were you in our Fareham place today? I saw a van like that marked Lang Property Services

 

[gizmolang]

Yep that was me Ray , Short guy with the bald head

 

[Ray Stafford]

Yep that was me Ray , Short guy with the bald head

Nope, thats me. oops, no, I'm the tall, fat guy with the bald head. Sorry I couldnt stop to say "hi" but my appointment was waiting in reception.

Anyway, I'm glad we had this little chat, because now I feel slightly less bad telling you that you haven't won a free boiler.

Again.

This is getting to be a habit.

Sorry

 

[Ray Stafford]

There was a young plumber called Chappers
Whose work was maintaining your Crappers
His marital curse
He rendered in verse
although Mrs C went like the...

...lady that she clearly was! Why, what were you thinking?


Ian, congratulations. Your poem was epic, and you thoroughly deserve the freebie.

Normally, given my quixotic approach to life, that would be the kiss of death. But in this case, its an official declaration that you are the winner.

Stevetheplumber - congrats on second place (with Gizmo) but it would not be true to say it was "close". He trounced you.



Ian - I think that atouchofgas is booked on a course on 23rd July at Dobies heat centre Pumpherston. I don't know if that is close to you, but hopefully it will help.