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Phil said:
I've started seeing this woman who swings both ways, she's in a kind of open relationship and I'm her bit on the side during the week. I had a blow by blow account of what she gets up to with other women.....jesus
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Do tell!
 
tweakyboy said:
Just cause you bat for the other side, I could find something for you on google but I bet your computer is rammed with loads of images to keep you content for a few seconds, being a 2 jerk squirt!
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My computer is squeaky clean!
 
croppie said:
Do tell!
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I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..
 
Phil said:
I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..
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offfft..... bet she can suck a bowling ball through a straw that one phil.
 
Phil said:
I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..
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Run Forrest, she's gonna do the old strap on on you!!
 
Phil said:
I was round there late one night after going into town and she put babestation on while she sucked me off and told me she was bixsexual, I was like "what do you do with another woman, just lick each other out and ****" she's like "no phil, that's a typical bloke statemant, then she showed me her strap on and nipple clamps and said we make love for hours, God she's ten years older than me aswell..
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Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?
 
croppie said:
Bisexuals? She into biscuit po rn?
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Nice!

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What have I missed then? Other than biscuit ****?! That's one for the w a n k bank!
 
CES said:
We were the other week.. Btw she found your watch yesterday, It eventually came out, will I post it to you?.
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Yeah if you could please, just make sure you scrape off the sweetcorn before you post it. Thanks

Address is

PO BOX
YOUR WIFE HAS A MASSIVE ASSHOLE
SWEETCORN AVENUE
BUM TOWN
BU7 0LE
 
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