One night only

[CES]

BJs are better without teeth...


apparently.......

 

[JCplumb]

Pj stands for plumbing job I've always stored customers numbers that way, but might make an exception for her

 

[JCplumb]

Mistake is you've put pj instead of bj

I had 3 teeth knocked out a few years ago, the quality of the BJs I got before they were fixed went down if anything...

 

[JCplumb]

Mistake is you've put pj instead of bj

I meant to quote that one above. doh

 

[Dotty]

Pj stands for plumbing job I've always stored customers numbers that way, but might make an exception for her

And CS for cr@p shag?

Or is that how you roll?

 

[JCplumb]

And CS for cr@p shag?

Or is that how you roll?

I heard the birds in Portadown roll a lot...
You have to roll em in flour to find the wet spot

 

[Dotty]

I heard the birds in Portadown roll a lot...
You have to roll em in flour to find the wet spot

They choose you. You don't get much of a choice!

 

[hammers4spanner]

They choose you. You don't get much of a choice!

go thailand then

 

[zeebeedee]

I heard the birds in Portadown roll a lot...
You have to roll em in flour to find the wet spot

disinfectant I've heard

 

[hammers4spanner]

you lot obviously have not been to devon like fat club down here

 

[zeebeedee]

So lucky in liverpool! We have some of the best looking birds in the country!

 

[CES]

you lot obviously have not been to devon like fat club down here

Makes it easier to catch them though, with a comfy ride into the bargain..

 

[hammers4spanner]

i heard liverpuddle is a good spot for birds

 

[hammers4spanner]

Makes it easier to catch them though, with a comfy ride into the bargain..

you gotta see it they come trouncing into the bars orange looking size 16 bubble butt girating in front of you knocking pints everywhere screeching ere ya cont !!!

take that home to mum!!

 

[zeebeedee]

i heard liverpuddle is a good spot for birds

One of the best in the country I mean look at this stunner

 

[hammers4spanner]

yeah nice statue that !!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

you can change my avatar back sharpish as well lee

 

[Barry98]

you can change my avatar back sharpish as well lee

On my kiddies life that was not me , it's a copy cat with no original ideas of here own

 

[AlexGas]

One of the best in the country I mean look at this stunner

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She'll never walk alone.

 

[Resolute]

Wish I could have been here last night, just read through it all and what a laugh!

Good you all had such fun and I hope we can do this once or twice a year on a public holiday. Next one Easter?

What about New Year's Day?

 

[SimonG]

Just texted a particularly fit customer while distracted by this thread...
Not good..
Can you spot the problem?
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A real mastercard moment. Priceless

 

[Leo21]

So lucky in liverpool! We have some of the best looking birds in the country!

Yeh but have you heard them speak!

 

[Leo21]

What about the birds in yorkshireland, crumpled tights or Trackys.

 

[villa_tom]

Who changed my picture thing? Change it back please or there'll be swear words posted all over this forum ;-)

 

[villa_tom]

So lucky in liverpool! We have some of the best looking birds in the country!

Liverpool and best looking are a few words that I've never or probably will never hear in the same sentence before. If your into women in track suits and bleached blonde hair then knock yourself out mate

 

[Barry98]

Until next time arseholes

 

[Barry98]

Till sometime tomrrow were open for business

 

[Barry98]

Leo 21 run b1tch

 

[Leo21]

Leo 21 run b1tch

Im confused?

 

[Dotty]

Im confused?

Aren't you always!

 

[Leo21]

Aren't you always!

Your right it's deffinately happening more often.

 

[tweakyboy]

Not another 24 hours of gay insults surely? I'm sure Alexgas will be back for some more

 

[dancinplumba]

Not another 24 hours of gay insults surely? I'm sure Alexgas will be back for some more

is he gay ?

 

[villa_tom]

is he gay ?

Why you feeling lonely?

 

[Dotty]

Why you feeling lonely?

Not as lonely as you walking home alone from the trendy bar later.