One night only

[JCplumb]

And CS for cr@p shag?

Or is that how you roll?

I heard the birds in Portadown roll a lot...
You have to roll em in flour to find the wet spot

 

[Dotty]

I heard the birds in Portadown roll a lot...
You have to roll em in flour to find the wet spot

They choose you. You don't get much of a choice!

 

[hammers4spanner]

They choose you. You don't get much of a choice!

go thailand then

 

[zeebeedee]

I heard the birds in Portadown roll a lot...
You have to roll em in flour to find the wet spot

disinfectant I've heard

 

[hammers4spanner]

you lot obviously have not been to devon like fat club down here

 

[zeebeedee]

So lucky in liverpool! We have some of the best looking birds in the country!

 

[CES]

you lot obviously have not been to devon like fat club down here

Makes it easier to catch them though, with a comfy ride into the bargain..

 

[hammers4spanner]

i heard liverpuddle is a good spot for birds

 

[hammers4spanner]

Makes it easier to catch them though, with a comfy ride into the bargain..

you gotta see it they come trouncing into the bars orange looking size 16 bubble butt girating in front of you knocking pints everywhere screeching ere ya cont !!!

take that home to mum!!

 

[zeebeedee]

i heard liverpuddle is a good spot for birds

One of the best in the country I mean look at this stunner

 

[hammers4spanner]

yeah nice statue that !!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

you can change my avatar back sharpish as well lee

 

[Barry98]

you can change my avatar back sharpish as well lee

On my kiddies life that was not me , it's a copy cat with no original ideas of here own

 

[AlexGas]

One of the best in the country I mean look at this stunner

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She'll never walk alone.

 

[Resolute]

Wish I could have been here last night, just read through it all and what a laugh!

Good you all had such fun and I hope we can do this once or twice a year on a public holiday. Next one Easter?

What about New Year's Day?

 

[SimonG]

Just texted a particularly fit customer while distracted by this thread...
Not good..
Can you spot the problem?
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A real mastercard moment. Priceless

 

[Leo21]

So lucky in liverpool! We have some of the best looking birds in the country!

Yeh but have you heard them speak!

 

[Leo21]

What about the birds in yorkshireland, crumpled tights or Trackys.

 

[villa_tom]

Who changed my picture thing? Change it back please or there'll be swear words posted all over this forum ;-)

 

[villa_tom]

So lucky in liverpool! We have some of the best looking birds in the country!

Liverpool and best looking are a few words that I've never or probably will never hear in the same sentence before. If your into women in track suits and bleached blonde hair then knock yourself out mate

 

[Barry98]

Until next time arseholes

 

[Barry98]

Till sometime tomrrow were open for business

 

[Barry98]

Leo 21 run b1tch

 

[Leo21]

Leo 21 run b1tch

Im confused?

 

[Dotty]

Im confused?

Aren't you always!

 

[Leo21]

Aren't you always!

Your right it's deffinately happening more often.

 

[tweakyboy]

Not another 24 hours of gay insults surely? I'm sure Alexgas will be back for some more

 

[dancinplumba]

Not another 24 hours of gay insults surely? I'm sure Alexgas will be back for some more

is he gay ?

 

[villa_tom]

is he gay ?

Why you feeling lonely?

 

[Dotty]

Why you feeling lonely?

Not as lonely as you walking home alone from the trendy bar later.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I faking hate you all *******s

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I love you more then I love my job lol

 

[Barry98]

Not as lonely as you walking home alone from the trendy bar later.

With Gavin who just wants to be your friend

 

[dancinplumba]

Why you feeling lonely?

who are ya ? who are ya ?

 

[dancinplumba]

With Gavin who just wants to be your friend

careful tom, gavin loves ya

 

[Dotty]

I faking hate you all *******s

I love you more then I love my job lol

Stan, UKPF's Mr Schizophrenic lol

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Steal love u more then my job

 

[villa_tom]

Stan, UKPF's Mr Schizophrenic lol

Ill give you a tenner if you can type that later after a few

 

[Dotty]

Ill give you a tenner if you can type that later after a few

You're just trying to take your mind off the fact it'll just be you, Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters later aren't you!

 

[julesverne]

not fair i gotta go out now. have a good night gay boys

 

[Dotty]

You're just trying to take your mind off the fact it'll just be you, Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters later aren't you!

Unless, of course, Gavin does you a turn.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

going for a quick one out then Julian

 

[Dotty]

not fair i gotta go out now. have a good night gay boys

Coward.

 

[Leo21]

Have a good un fellas I'm off out now to,pickle my liver. My posts when I get back in may be somewhat more erratic.

 

[julesverne]

Coward.

Fcuk off northern pheasant

 

[julesverne]

i'll be back

 

[Barry98]

He's always quick there lass told me

 

[Dotty]

Have a good un fellas I'm off out now to,pickle my liver. My posts when I get back in may be somewhat more erratic.

So basically you're saying we won't read your gibberish through your gibberish......

 

[dancinplumba]

Fcuk off northern pheasant

oh croppie you are a pheasant

 

[dancinplumba]

i'll be back

dont bother