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kay-jay
Croppie the baldest member of ukpf
Stop it destroyer your gonna turn zeb on again
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Stop it destroyer your gonna turn zeb on again
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kay-jay
Croppie the baldest member of ukpf
The cropp monster! Enough to turn any gay straight.....sorry zeb but we don't want you
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Dotty
Croppie the baldest member of ukpf
you shyte!
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Croppie the baldest member of ukpf
as i said earlier, you can get face trnsplants on the nhs
There are limitations...
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you shyte! :rofl::rofl:
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julesverne
you hairy MOFO , no wonder the gayers are round you like flys round shiite
Sicko
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And that picture was taken only a week after Bod last waxed him :tongue3:
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thats wot zebs sucks on every nite
Regarding that private message you sent me zeb then the answer is yes I would struggle if I was woken up by a guy in a gimp suit trying to force a ballgag on me, with every ounce of strength I had left.
I can still come round though...
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julesverne
croppie you got **** more hairy than my dog.
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Dotty
He's too busy chewing on your crinkled brown hole!
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ooh you pig
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Dotty
Hehehe!
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plum ber
****y bolx is IN THE HOUSE LATE but better late than ****ing never!!!
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Barry98
Who left the fooking door open
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plum ber
Yo pig the fookin door is shut and the heaters ON!!
R2 Playing Nickleback....
R2 Playing Nickleback....
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Dotty
I heard your wife usually complains of you arriving too soon!
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kay-jay
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kay-jay
How did those bolx get sweaty? Been playing with zeb????
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julesverne
******* nickleback how ******* gay is that
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plum ber
I stayed at the Ritz hotel in Londistan & took a card from a phonebox in oxford st. The card offered sordid sex and other pleasures Back at the hotel I rang the number, A lady with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of any help.....I said I'd like a blow job a straight shag, then doggie style, mild bondage a few minitues of anal and finish off with a tit wank Is that OK??? The lady replied " sounds like fun Sir!!
BUT you might like to dial 9 for an outside line!!!
BUT you might like to dial 9 for an outside line!!!
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plum ber
ALL up the bum!!
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Dotty
Poor Zeb's gonna need a spill valve at the rate you lot are pumping him full!
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plum ber
Red Roses beat White Roses.
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plum ber
A man teases his ex-wifes new husband
"Hows the 2nd hand fanny??"
New husband replies
"It's great thanks after the first 3 inches it's Brand New!!!
"Hows the 2nd hand fanny??"
New husband replies
"It's great thanks after the first 3 inches it's Brand New!!!
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julesverne
he takes it up the poop shoot aswell
pm croppie and zeb they'll sort you out
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plum ber
Are King of Leon classed as GAY???
Cos their on LOUD NOW!!!
Cos their on LOUD NOW!!!
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plum ber
White rose ****s
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plum ber
Two hats
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Dotty
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Dotty
And another little bit of me dies..........
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plum ber
Got to find that c u n t i n g web cam in the fooking cabin!!!
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plum ber
I appear to be a tight arse!! Yarkshure men!!!
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julesverne
you twisted fcuk
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plum ber
10 ft under but it's all about the craic!!!
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plum ber
What are the two most important holes in a womans body????
Her nostrils.......
They allow her to breathe whilst she's sucking you co ck
Her nostrils.......
They allow her to breathe whilst she's sucking you co ck
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Carl86
Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers
Remeber lads ......
Remeber lads ......
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Dotty
You been rifling through Colin's secret tool bag? I think you'll find he keeps his lipstick in his purse.
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kay-jay
Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate
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Cheers mate
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Dotty
Zeb in his party suit.
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plum ber
Father and son are in ASDA
Dad what are these??
"thats a three pack of condoms Son for secondary school lads......1 for FRI 1 for sat and 1 for Sun night!!"
what about the 6 pack??
"there for University Lad's!!! 2 for Fri 2 for Sat and 2 for Sun night!!!!
Well Dad what about the 12 pack????
Married men Son 1 for Jan 1 for Feb 1 for March........
Dad what are these??
"thats a three pack of condoms Son for secondary school lads......1 for FRI 1 for sat and 1 for Sun night!!"
what about the 6 pack??
"there for University Lad's!!! 2 for Fri 2 for Sat and 2 for Sun night!!!!
Well Dad what about the 12 pack????
Married men Son 1 for Jan 1 for Feb 1 for March........
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kay-jay
Bod ya **** put my avatar back or I'll tell bill at kane to charge you triple for calibration...
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Dotty
You were bound to have your head down one sooner or later!
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You been lurking outside the doors of the arms like a teenager begging for a cider on your 101 posts :waving:
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