Week 3 in the great Intergas virgin give-away

[IDCHAPPY]

can't see that being a winning rhyme

Was a first attempt dude

 

[rpm]

Our forum.

It`s free to join and the wealth of knowledge here is immense
Questions vary from the very expensive to those of a few pence
It doesn`t matter if your young or old
Just post your question jump in and be bold

It helps if you register and say a few words
Don`t worry it doesn`t have to be much
DIY or professional it doesn`t matter to us
We are all commoners here with a common touch

We don`t just talk plumbing it is one of a few
Dogs, Cats, Sport and her indoors will do
Tales of family woe and tales of pride
It`s all here to be shared and not always with the bride

You will find we talk of the good and the bad
Mostly we are happy but some seem to be sad
You can post pictures asking what is this and what does it do
Our answers will always be honest and true

Before talking gas there is a test you must take
Please understand it really is for your own sake
On this subject the mods here will take a firm stand
And anyone that breaks the rule will be banned

No swearing or lewd words are allowed
The forum is made up of a pleasant crowd
There will be banter keep it clean we all ask
Or the mods will come knocking and take you to task

Talking of mods there is one best not to cross
He wields strong words and is known to have strops
He lives far away but his reach it is long
One click of a button and that`s it you will be gone

 

[rpm]

There are other mods who do sterling work
I also hear they wear a tie and a shirt
But it takes all sorts to make this forum so great
That many drop in during their tea break

There is a man the shopkeeper is how he is known
There is story about bulbs and squirrels for which he is renowned
Now and then he has freebies to give but how he likes to mess with our heads
He teases us and strings it out when really we should be tucked up in our beds

Me I`m not a plumber I made that clear when I signed on the dot
I`ve enjoyed the jokes and the banter plus I`ve learnt an awful lot
I`ve met and shared a drink with a member or two
Which reminds me you never paid and yes I`m talking to you

Mystery prize entry

 

[Rickster123]

There are other mods who do sterling work
I also hear they wear a tie and a shirt
But it takes all sorts to make this forum so great
That many drop in during their tea break

There is a man the shopkeeper is how he is known
There is story about bulbs and squirrels for which he is renowned
Now and then he has freebies to give but how he likes to mess with our heads
He teases us and strings it out when really we should be tucked up in our beds

Me I`m not a plumber I made that clear when I signed on the dot
I`ve enjoyed the jokes and the banter plus I`ve learnt an awful lot
I`ve met and shared a drink with a member or two
Which reminds me you never paid and yes I`m talking to you

Mystery prize entry

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

[Nostrum]

So here we go for one more week, the regulars, newbies and the ones who never speak
All trying their luck for a freebie to bag, the only exception's you intergas slags

The rules are clear, the games begun
It's got nothing to do with being well hung

You need to be an inter Virgin, and do the training course
And if you keep on fitting Worcester, you're backing the wrong horse

So who will find themselves a winner and who will go without?
Some of you will move on quietly, but others might scream and shout

And was week one and two pot luck?
Or was Raymondo looking for the biggest buck?

I guess we'll never know the truth, it's all a mystery
And in 6 months time and the games restart, it all becomes history

But just remember who's in charge and why this challenge starts
It's all about those crazy Dutch, and a boiler with only 4 moving parts.

 

[Masood]

Great film with great music.

Definitely! Love that soundtrack...

 

[rpm]

Incase of any misunderstanding posts 42 & 43 wouldn`t fit as one.

 

[jonnyswamp]

Morning all, it's eerily quiet on this thread, what's happening? it's making me nervous
Thought this would be one of the most popular threads on the internet at the moment

 

[IDCHAPPY]

I need to sit down and get the brain cell in gear tonight :lol:

 

[Masood]

I'm really enjoying the poems! Some talented people out there