Week 3 in the great Intergas virgin give-away

[rpm]

A plumber`s life is not always a happy one
We leave home early and get back when the work is done
We can go home feeling tired, dirty and smelly
Often to find the wife curled up snug watching the telly

People think plumber`s earn 50K
If only, if only I hear you say
The vans cost a fortune but don`t really last
They are made from tin foil and rust really fast

I know what`s wrong can you do it customers ask
This sort are generally a pain in the arse
Often we hear can you come and see what you can do
Yet when we get there we are number 8 in the queue

Customers will lie and yell you broke my TV
We weren`t in the room so how can that be
Often we ask where is the stopcock
And the customer stares back in a state of shock

Trainees can be good and some are real bad
Just try and remember they are only wee lads
Our job is to train them, take them there and here
If only the mobile wasn`t glued to their ear

We spend our money on stock for the van
Yet thieving swine help themselves when they can
Customers agree the price at the start
Yet when you give them the bill they look like you`ve just dropped a fart

(See below)

 

[rpm]

Gas safe is a total joke
Yet the money they want can make you choke
Cowboys can do the job supper fast
Customer pays peanuts yet expects it to last

Customers see adverts this one they say
But don`t understand and will not be swayed
Boilers oh they come and they go
Some are good whilst others are poo

Plumber`s, Brickys and Sparks on site don`t mix
Sometimes you have to give them a kick
We can leave a job all sweet n sound
Yet 2 weeks later the call is can come you pop round

Oh a plumber`s life is not always a happy one.

 

[Riley]

Mental torture is heavy this week

 

[Rickster123]

Rpm is a secret lyrical genius! He's like the P Diddy of the plumbing world!

 

[rpm]

Mental torture is heavy this week

Oi, my words aren`t that bad! lol

 

[Riley]

Oi, my words aren`t that bad! lol

Ha ha what's the cut off for this?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Mental torture is heavy this week

Thats a very heavy piece of post-modern blank verse. Probably good for critical aclaim, but not sure its going to go down well with the masses.

 

[Riley]

Been at glasto working ray no wifi so I assumed I'd missed the cut off

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ha ha what's the cut off for this?

CLose of business tomorrow.

 

[Riley]

Cool I'll try and come up with something most eloquent and poetic