One night only

[Barry98]

Free for all within reason , starts here Saturday,I will open this thread back up then you sad bunch of low lives with nothing better to do like me on a Saturday can say anything, do anything and post anything after which it will be removed after 25 hours, Happy Christmas and all that crap for ALL the mods admin Santa Claus tooth fairy and the stripper from round the corner , be prepared be very prepared.

 

[Barry98]

Us mods and admin have to refrain during normal times but we can give as good as we get trust me

 

[Barry98]

Oh how I love those sexy big Jocks.......

 

[Barry98]

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​LETS PLAY BALL

 

[Barry98]

British gas rules yeaahhhhhhh baby

 

[kay-jay]

From 4pm on this thread?

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[Barry98]

Yep am opening it up now , as some are going out tonight so will miss out , fill ya boots boys

 

[kay-jay]

Here now? Hip hip fooking hurray

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[kay-jay]

Where's the jolly jockstrap system3 when ya need someone to wind up? 🙂

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[kay-jay]

EN-GER-LAND EN-GER-LAND EN-GER-LAND 😀

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[Barry98]

Where's the jolly jockstrap system3 when ya need someone to wind up? 🙂

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Probably outside the town hall with his bill board front reads the world ends Friday , even though its Saturday back reads vote yes to same sex marriage

 

[Guest123]

Feck off ya wee sassenach muppet with weed for a brain. I'm off out for the night so wont be here. Shame I'd have slaughtered you plebs.

Luv ya all. Have a good time.

 

[Barry98]

Run forest run

chick chick chicken lay a little egg for me

 

[dancinplumba]

Feck off ya wee sassenach muppet with weed for a brain. I'm off out for the night so wont be here. Shame I'd have slaughtered you plebs.

Luv ya all. Have a good time.

Oi ya skirt wearing tosser, cancel ya party ya gay bashinn puffta

 

[Rickster123]

Feck off ya wee sassenach muppet with weed for a brain. I'm off out for the night so wont be here. Shame I'd have slaughtered you plebs.

Luv ya all. Have a good time.

Poundland got a sale on again??

 

[PlumbBobBob]

looks like a bashing scotland night then

 

[dancinplumba]

and we know u are not going out, you are just goin to your new showroom to sit in the corner an play with yer sel

 

[zeebeedee]

looks like a bashing scotland night then

Whats new? It's been happening for hundreds of years

 

[Leo21]

Don't forget to start abusing the flat cap and Wippet brigade.

 

[Rickster123]

Don't forget to start abusing the flat cap and Wippet brigade.

Too many of them in here I'm stepping back from that one!

 

[Leo21]

Too many of them in here I'm stepping back from that one!

You big girls blouse.

 

[Rickster123]

You big girls blouse.

My face is too pretty mate!

 

[Barry98]

Don't forget to start abusing the flat cap and Wippet brigade.

Another skirt wearer

 

[Barry98]

My face is too pretty mate!

MI heard it was a face only a mother could love xx

 

[dancinplumba]

MI heard it was a face only a mother could love xx

he dont av a mother

 

[Rickster123]

MI heard it was a face only a mother could love xx

Alot of people's mums do!

 

[Leo21]

Another skirt wearer

My secrets out. Who told come on out with it !

 

[Rickster123]

he dont av a mother

Why would I need one when I can ave yours anytime I want?!

 

[Barry98]

Toochai

 

[villa_tom]

Why would I need one when I can ave yours anytime I want?!

OUCH!!!

**tom helps dancinplumba remove the knives from his back**

 

[Leo21]

This going to get messy isnt it. I'm a little scared.

 

[dancinplumba]

Why would I need one when I can ave yours anytime I want?!

ha ha wondered why she has so much money, you must be desperate to pay so much

 

[dancinplumba]

Why would I need one when I can ave yours anytime I want?!

ha ha wondered where she gets her money from, feel for you that you have to pay for it

 

[Rickster123]

ha ha wondered why she has so much money, you must be desperate to pay so much

Charity is tax deductible!

 

[villa_tom]

This going to get messy isnt it. I'm a little scared.

Its going to be funny I think. My aim is to make somebody cry 🙂

im out till about half 11 tonight I think so hopefully its still going now. I'm going to try and make AP quit his new job. 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

I don't need help with that! I may quit Monday!

 

[dancinplumba]

Charity is tax deductible!

yeah wot she said

 

[villa_tom]

I don't need help with that! I may quit Monday!

Stay strong. Think of the paid holidays. If you do quit, build yourself a nice little van stock up before you go. I think it's amazing how much you accumulate in a short space of time.

I contract to BG and when they do let you go for a few months I genuinely give them everything back. But inbetween contracting there ive contracted at two other place and my van stock is second to none now 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

Charity is tax deductible!

Does that mean im eligible for a rebate for slipping the missus one?🙂

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[Rickster123]

Stay strong. Think of the paid holidays. If you do quit, build yourself a nice little van stock up before you go. I think it's amazing how much you accumulate in a short space of time.

I contract to BG and when they do let you go for a few months I genuinely give them everything back. But inbetween contracting there ive contracted at two other place and my van stock is second to none now 🙂

Ive noticed the van stock is building up since the scrapy banned cash!

 

[villa_tom]

I don't need help with that! I may quit Monday!

Plus mate, I'd only quit of they give you a stupid job to do on your own, like a boiler, cylinder and vertical flue..............oh wait ;-)

 

[Leo21]

Well have to start a thread in honour of "ap" working while we're all at home getting ****ed. Poor fella.

 

[kay-jay]

Another hour then im gonna crack open a few heinekens 🙂:beer:

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[dancinplumba]

Another hour then im gonna crack open a few heinekens 🙂:beer:

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so you like drinkin **** ? thought you had taste

 

[Barry98]

so you like drinkin **** ? thought you had taste

You thought wrong

 

[dancinplumba]

so you like drinkin **** ? thought you had taste

wots with the ***** ?

 

[Barry98]

Cols Xmas pressy

 

[Leo21]

You thought wrong

Your in no position to comment, Stella. Please.

 

[Barry98]

Get it herself idle git

 

[Barry98]

Can't turn it off you'll have to improvise

 

[kay-jay]

so you like drinkin **** ? thought you had taste

24x330ml bottles for 9.99

Never could resist a bargain🙂

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[Leo21]

Can't turn what off ? Your charm?

 

[kay-jay]

And I've run out if home brew

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[kay-jay]

Swear filter he means

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[kay-jay]

Have to say p i s s

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[kay-jay]

As an example

Pi ss off jock

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[Leo21]

24x330ml bottles for 9.99

Never could resist a bargain🙂

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Qualty, not quantity my deer chap. Besides it'll take the lining of your stomachs.

 

[villa_tom]

Can't turn what off ? Your charm?

He can't turn off something that he never had to begin with 🙂

 

[kay-jay]

Qualty, not quantity my deer chap. Besides it'll take the lining of your stomachs.

Tbh i quite like it. Most other premium 5% lagers are too sweet.


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[kay-jay]

I brew a belting lager but weather has been too warm.

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[Leo21]

I brew a belting lager but weather has been too warm.

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To warm! Thought you lived in Bolton!

 

[villa_tom]

To warm! Thought you lived in Bolton!

Somebodys got to live there i suppose. Poor soul 🙂

 

[dancinplumba]

Somebodys got to live there i suppose. Poor soul 🙂

he doesnt live, he just exists like a on cell ameoba

 

[Leo21]

he doesnt live, he just exists like a on cell ameoba

Gonna have to google that one.

 

[dancinplumba]

Gonna have to google that one.

thats probs cos you are one then too ya midland manka

 

[Leo21]

Midland manka, I heard you were posh round your way if you could afford a matching tracksuit!

 

[villa_tom]

There once was a chap called AP
who went back on P A Y E
It started off sweet
but within a couple of weeks
he wished he was SE and free

:21:

 

[zeebeedee]

There once was a chap called AP
who spent to Much time on his back
It started off sweet
but within a couple of weeks
his bum was the size on mine shaft

:21:

Much better

 

[dancinplumba]

There once was a chap called AP
who went back on P A Y E
It started off sweet
but within a couple of weeks
he wished he was SE and free

:21:

not bad for a one eyed blob of snot

 

[Rickster123]

Hahaha ar seholes!

 

[dancinplumba]

Midland manka, I heard you were posh round your way if you could afford a matching tracksuit!

I am posh have got 2 of them and they are made of genuine polyester

 

[Leo21]

I am posh have got 2 of them and they are made of genuine polyester

Better known as flamables. Do you wear them in your mazes out Saxon?

 

[Leo21]

Better known as flamables. Do you wear them in your mazes out Saxon?

That should say saxo, as in Citroen.

 

[villa_tom]

not bad for a one eyed blob of snot

One eyed blob of snot. That's mike wazowski ill have you know from monsters inc, the best film ever made. So good I've got him tattooed on my bum. Genuinely!!!

 

[zeebeedee]

Eh my first motor was a 1.1 injection white Saxo! Went like s h I t of a shovel whle it was empty!

 

[villa_tom]

Eh my first motor was a 1.1 injection white Saxo! Went like s h I t of a shovel whle it was empty!

1.1 white Saxo. You classy bloke ;-)

 

[Leo21]

One eyed blob of snot. That's mike wazowski ill have you know from monsters inc, the best film ever made. So good I've got him tattooed on my bum. Genuinely!!!

This thread is uses without pictures.

 

[dancinplumba]

One eyed blob of snot. That's mike wazowski ill have you know from monsters inc, the best film ever made. So good I've got him tattooed on my bum. Genuinely!!!

dont believe you, put a piccy up dare you 🙂

 

[zeebeedee]

One eyed blob of snot. That's mike wazowski ill have you know from monsters inc, the best film ever made. So good I've got him tattooed on my bum. Genuinely!!!

I worked in a pub once years ago, some **** head who drank in there always banged on about the eyes tattooed on his arse, never believed him until one day I was walking home and seen the **** passed out in a bush he had been ****ing in arse on show, 2 big eyes staring back at me!

Why oh why where camera phones not around then!

 

[dancinplumba]

1.1 white Saxo. You classy bloke ;-)

is that cos your going out car is a reliant ?

 

[villa_tom]

dont believe you, put a piccy up dare you 🙂

Ill put a pic up. Ill just see what I've got on my phone. Two minutes you non believers.

 

[dancinplumba]

I worked in a pub once years ago, some **** head who drank in there always banged on about the eyes tattooed on his arse, never believed him until one day I was walking home and seen the **** passed out in a bush he had been ****ing in arse on show, 2 big eyes staring back at me!

Why oh why where camera phones not around then!

bet that made ya drool

 

[zeebeedee]

1.1 white Saxo. You classy bloke ;-)

Got me a few birds that did!

 

[Leo21]

is that cos your going out car is a reliant ?

Its a classic.......

 

[Rickster123]

One eyed blob of snot. That's mike wazowski ill have you know from monsters inc, the best film ever made. So good I've got him tattooed on my bum. Genuinely!!!

The only thing you have to focus on in your 20s is not getting a bad tattoo. You don't want to be 40 going, 'No dude, it was different back then. Everyone loved SpongeBob -- everyone.'

 

[zeebeedee]

bet that made ya drool

Says the man beggin to see toms arse!

 

[villa_tom]

......

 

[Mr Doberman]

All having fun ?

 

[Leo21]

Got me a few birds that did!

Really? They must've been real honeys.

 

[dancinplumba]

Got me a few ladyboys that did!

hmmmm

 

[villa_tom]

There you go 🙂

 

[dancinplumba]

All having fun ?

p i s s off back to ya cage dog

 

[villa_tom]

All having fun ?

We where ;-)

 

[villa_tom]

Where's my like button gone?

 

[dancinplumba]

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There you go 🙂

god youve got zits !!!

 

[Leo21]

All having fun ?

Yep, just don't start your meddling again.

 

[villa_tom]

The only thing you have to focus on in your 20s is not getting a bad tattoo. You don't want to be 40 going, 'No dude, it was different back then. Everyone loved SpongeBob -- everyone.'

I agree to a point. But I think as long as the bad tattoo is hidden then I think it's ok. No one sees mine as its on my bum. My two upper arm half sleeves are on show all the time and there really good to be honest. Never had any complaints.

 

[zeebeedee]

Really? They must've been real honeys.

Did you meet them as well?

 

[villa_tom]

god youve got zits !!!

Ill have you know my bottom is zit free my friend.

 

[dancinplumba]

what made you have a mike tattoo ?