Freebie Alert: SQUBE copper tube and fittings

[Keefy]

Just had another forum regular claiming his Sqube freebie! 🙂

I wonder how long this will run for...?

Come on Ray spill the beans!

 

[Rickster123]

Just had another forum regular claiming his Sqube freebie! 🙂

I wonder how long this will run for...?

who?! Come on let's give zeb a night off for a change!... Unless its zeb?!?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Come on Ray spill the beans!

I am giving those with red faces the opportunity to 'fess up and make their excuses. 🙂

I wouldn't want to embarrass a well known moderator and Landie owner...

 

[Dotty]

Which narrows it down to three.........

 

[Resolute]

I am giving those with red faces the opportunity to 'fess up and make their excuses. 🙂

I wouldn't want to embarrass a well known moderator and Landie owner...

Thought you had to own a Landie before you could become a moderator!

 

[plumber0808]

I missed out again.. Lol classic.

i would of went for it no doubt as it is free, I would of weighed it in £££ hhhmmm heavy square sqube tube.
any freebies I'm there, on this forum I'm always to late though 🙁

 

[Keefy]

I missed out again.. Lol classic.

i would of went for it no doubt as it is free, I would of weighed it in £££ hhhmmm heavy square sqube tube.
any freebies I'm there, on this forum I'm always to late though 🙁

Always pays to read Ray's Freebie Alerts in full before PM'ing, the last one for the Lowara A rated pump had a trivia question attached.

 

[Dotty]

Thought you had to own a Landie before you could become a moderator!

I did once. Ex wife murdered it.

Yet another of the reasons I hate her.

 

[Dannypipe]

I knew it was a fake....honest! :smug: (Oh alright I didn't). I worked it out after a while.

In fairness, fake or not, I wasn't interested in having square pipe samples. LOL.

Very funny though. Good work.

 

[plumber0808]

Always pays to read Ray's Freebie Alerts in full before PM'ing, the last one for the Lowara A rated pump had a trivia question attached.

Yeah this one seemed to easy from the off.
Open to all made me suspicious. I was to late anyway

 

[Guest123]

Ray you gave me bloody nightmares thinking about square flexies.

 

[Guest123]

Men's Toiletries from ScrewFix: BodyFix

Aggressive smelly kiddies game........Angry Turds.

 

[Keefy]

Hey Ray, you could post the PM's but leave out the names of the senders.

 

[Guest123]

Go on Ray, shame the square minded plumbers. Any square wheels for sale for the van?

 

[Keefy]

A new meaning to 'square bashing' coming up lol.

 

[Dotty]

I have the names. I am completely corruptible and open to bribes to reveal them.

Equally I can be bribed to stay schtum!

 

[Keefy]

I have the names. I am completely corruptible and open to bribes to reveal them.

Equally I can be bribed to stay schtum!

Spill it, I'll send you a photo of the boiler room from the local magistrates court if you do - because I know you're commercial.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Go on Ray, shame the square minded plumbers.

So, so tempting. 🙂

 

[Howsie]

Go ugly Ray. Spill the beans.

1) Howsie

 

[Dotty]

Spill it, I'll send you a photo of the boiler room from the local magistrates court if you do - because I know you're commercial.

And now I have to go and fondle myself......

 

[Ray Stafford]

and now i have to go and fondle myself......

mindbleach!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Go ugly Ray.

I started ugly Howsie, and 50 years of life hasn't improved me. 🙂

 

[Dannypipe]

Go on 'fess up you lot!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

I suppose we could play Russian sqroulette and pull one name out of the hat every day. That would add to the dramatic tension.

 

[anz]

Nooo keep our names hidden!

 

[Keefy]

Why isn't anyone owning up? Surely it's not that embarrassing.

 

[plumber0808]

Give it up ray, I keep seeing that you've posted and think you have done the idiot reveal. Only to be let down again.

this is one idiot list I'm not on. 🙂

 

[anz]

I mean theirs. Their names.

 

[plumber0808]

Why isn't anyone owning up? Surely it's not that embarrassing.

There pretending it didn't happen.

 

[dancinplumba]

Getting really boring now 🙂

 

[Keefy]

Can't wait to write some Google reviews for them;

"Dave* was really nice and even offered to re-plumb my house with square pipes, apparently they're the future." 4/5
*****

^ Joke btw, I wouldn't really do that.

 

[REDSAW]

just catching up on this thread!!!!!!!.

i got caught out..........

i speed read the thread and went for some...caught out there, but it was not for plumbing purposes i need some square tube for my landy seat base legs project so they dont rust like the others.

it was not for plumbing interest, honest!! ask ray.

whats worse is i was asking myself..shall i shant i. let some one else have it until ray said there was loads.lol

all the same, i still want some of the tube ray?😉

and fyi you can bend 15mm mild steel sq tube in your benders!!!!

good gag ray well donerse

 

[Howsie]

Why isn't anyone owning up? Surely it's not that embarrassing.

Some fool did 😉

 

[Keefy]

 

[on31ll]

And me ! Im just reading this thread through again now ! I got caught it would actually be helpful ! I actually rang a lad that i do all the work for who basically stumps up the cash and he was like sounds good ! But how much are the clips ? And whats the price like for lagging ! I still havent had the heart to break it to him ! The next spec will be for hi tech square piping etc ! I was genuinly interested !

 

[on31ll]

Spill it, I'll send you a photo of the boiler room from the local magistrates court if you do - because I know you're commercial.

Which magistrates ? Surly you have to share this p o r n with your fellow plumbers !

 

[Keefy]

Which magistrates ? Surly you have to share this p o r n with your fellow plumbers !

Don't know if it's wise to tell on a publicly viewable forum, can't find it at the minute anyway.

Also: http://stocklogos.com/sites/default/files/styles/yoyo-large/public/logos/image/squarrel_0.png

 

[Centralheatking]

I have a Defender your post is awesome thank you

centralheatking

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[Keefy]

I have a Defender your post is awesome thank you

centralheatking

Is that an admission of falling for Ray's April Fool offer?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Is that an admission of falling for Ray's April Fool offer?

Hardly. Centralheatking was the source of the April Fool offer. I was just the front man.

 

[Keefy]

Hardly. Centralheatking was the source of the April Fool offer. I was just the front man.

*Facepalm* I realised that shortly after I posted that, I'll get my coat...

 

[Ray Stafford]

Most have now 'fessed up.

Sadly, I did :-( but was very drunk 🙂

its not the getting caught out that hurts just not getting free copper!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i fell for it!!!!

I must be the dumbest person out there, I thought it sounded great!

I had a skin full of Murphys but that's no excuse.

Nooo keep our names hidden!

i got caught out..........

And me !

Only 4 left.

 

[Dotty]

And me ! Im just reading this thread through again now ! I got caught it would actually be helpful ! I actually rang a lad that i do all the work for who basically stumps up the cash and he was like sounds good ! But how much are the clips ? And whats the price like for lagging ! I still havent had the heart to break it to him ! The next spec will be for hi tech square piping etc ! I was genuinly interested !

This one actually had me in tears! Double Whammy!

 

[SimonG]

Most have now 'fessed up.

















Only 4 left.

Fair play lads 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

Gasman would be my bet! And one of the simons? And tbservices!

 

[Whl4852]

Name and shame! Come on we fessed up

 

[SimonG]

Wasn't me. EU 010413 gave it away. 🙂

 

[Ray Stafford]

Gasman would be my bet! And one of the simons? And tbservices!

Nope. One of the others was Mutley Racers, and in fairness he owned up as soon as he got the "Gotcha!" PM from me, but he deleted his own post because the gag was still running at the time.

My favourite was the one that came in hours after the hoax was admitted - an object lesson in reading threads to the end before replying!

 

[TBServices]

Gasman would be my bet! And one of the simons? And tbservices!

How dare you!

 

[Whl4852]

Nope. One of the others was Mutley Racers, and in fairness he owned up as soon as he got the "Gotcha!" PM from me, but he deleted his own post because the gag was still running at the time.

My favourite was the one that came in hours after the hoax was admitted - an object lesson in reading threads to the end before replying!

So, just to be clear, I won't be getting square tubing for free? :bigcry:

 

[Rickster123]

Wasn't me. EU 010413 gave it away. 🙂

Haha that's all that gave it away?! I still think its a great idea!

 

[Rickster123]

How dare you!

You did tho didn't ya!

 

[SimonG]

Haha that's all that gave it away?! I still think its a great idea!

Stop the bits of pipe rolling just out of reach.

 

[Ray Stafford]

So, just to be clear, I won't be getting square tubing for free? :bigcry:

Just as soon as its mandatory under EU directive 010413, rest assured I will be sending you some.

 

[TBServices]

You did tho didn't ya!

No lol, ask ray!

 

[Ray Stafford]

No lol, ask ray!

You didn't pm me, but I reckon you still believed the story!

 

[TBServices]

You didn't pm me, but I reckon you still believed the story!

Haha, I was playing along with Keefy......... Wasn't I? Ahhhh, it will forever be a mystery lol 😉

 

[on31ll]

This one actually had me in tears! Double Whammy!

Mate i cant face telling him ! Nothing been mentioned since but i know for a fact it will come around some time !

 

[on31ll]

Don't know if it's wise to tell on a publicly viewable forum, can't find it at the minute anyway.

Also: http://stocklogos.com/sites/default/files/styles/yoyo-large/public/logos/image/squarrel_0.png

Now even more interested !

 

[Dotty]

Mate i cant face telling him ! Nothing been mentioned since but i know for a fact it will come around some time !

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

[on31ll]

This all because me taking the mick out of u on that washing machine valve thread ?

 

[Keefy]

Now even more interested !

That fella in the stolen boiler thread, he called you Wirral Squirrel didn't he? So that's a square headed squirrel.

I thought you were actually playing along in this thread until you owned up.

 

[Dannypipe]

I didn't PM Ray, but I fell for it. The penny slowly dropped, but it took a while.

 

[on31ll]

That fella in the stolen boiler thread, he called you Wirral Squirrel didn't he? So that's a square headed squirrel.

I thought you were actually playing along in this thread until you owned up.

Nah i was taken in by rays evil ways !

 

[WHPES]

Seeing that the first joke of the day was a poster on the village noticeboard advertising an Ann Summers party hosted by the WI at the Church Hall, I wasn't likely to be taken in.

I remember one of the papers on 1st April used to put a story on the front page about the EU or something like that made out to be an April Fools which was actually true just to prove a point.

 

[on31ll]

Well today was the day ! Went to a site walk around to plan a build next 2 months and there they where all asking about this new square copper ! There is a bit where the pipework is on show in the restaurant and to be honest square pipe would look amazing. And my friend/boss turns round and says we will try and get that square stuff ! Do that do a reducer type thing to go from round normal copper to the square stuff ! Well i was already on the floor crying with laughter !

 

[on31ll]

But seriously ray do you sell the converters to get from round tube to the square stuff ?

 

[Ray Stafford]

But seriously ray do you sell the converters to get from round tube to the square stuff ?

yep, but only in plastic, and only for rainwater... 🙂

 

[on31ll]

Gonna have to find a specalist supplier !

 

[Ray Stafford]

Sqube strikes again! Another victim in my inbox brings the bodycount to 13.

I wonder how much longer this will go on?

 

[Dannypipe]

Sqube strikes again! Another victim in my inbox brings the bodycount to 13.

I wonder how much longer this will go on?

If it continues to be this popular, you are actually going to have to find someone who can manufacture/supply square tube!! LOL

 

[Dotty]

Sod you lot! I cant see the screen for laughing!

 

[on31ll]

i thought i was going to be the numpty again when this resurfaced but i played it out as my own april fools joke ! so i looked pretty good ! ray spill the beans who was it ?

 

[Ray Stafford]

ray spill the beans who was it ?

An occasional poster, not a regular, so I am not going to embarrass them.

 

[on31ll]

your a much better man than me ray !

 

[Centralheatking]

SQube has been a runaway success - as an idea for an April fool it was
really just a punt. However 3360 views is a record for the time schedule on UKPF - Croppie will verify this I hope.

And you know what ? NOBODY got grumpy about being scammed - is was all fun.

Ray, Croppie and myself are all going to Rays island hideaway
next April (to escape retribution) were there is limitless drink, a cornucopia of every type of meal you might imagine and other delights..............!

When you spend £1000 per week 52x at Williams this is what happens
just before every Easter - flights are free from anywhere...to Where ? answers to Ray

This is Ray's next competition

centralheatking

 

[michael c]

I was caught out didnt read full thread didnt even see it was square copper just saw free copper haha

 

[Dotty]

SQube has been a runaway success - as an idea for an April fool it was
really just a punt. However 3360 views is a record for the time schedule on UKPF - Croppie will verify this I hope.

And you know what ? NOBODY got grumpy about being scammed - is was all fun.

Ray, Croppie and myself are all going to Rays island hideaway
next April (to escape retribution) were there is limitless drink, a cornucopia of every type of meal you might imagine and other delights..............!

When you spend £1000 per week 52x at Williams this is what happens
just before every Easter - flights are free from anywhere...to Where ? answers to Ray

This is Ray's next competition

centralheatking

There were a hell of a lot of views, And 11 who wish they'd never heard of sqube!

 

[vern]

I have only 1 question,


Tamz did you really work in Germany, just like they did in Auf weidersehenPet ? :biker: