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Welcome to the forum. Although you can post in any forum, the USA forum is here in case of local regs or laws
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Joey Essex. I've not actually heard him speak but I know he's famous for being thick as **** which sums this country up nicely.
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Youre talking about the short fat one aren't you?! No not croppie!
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Have you tried to poach him Ray.
How on earth can you mistake him for phil neville he looks normal.
How on earth can you mistake him for phil neville he looks normal.
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Cyclists who ride on footpath and get upset because my dogs make it difficult for them.
It's illegal to ride a bike on footpath and has been since 1835!
Chumps covered in silicone! Not even window fitters should have a smear in them
It's illegal to ride a bike on footpath and has been since 1835!
Chumps covered in silicone! Not even window fitters should have a smear in them
i think cyclists should be able to ride on footpaths at their discretion. this discretion could be judged wrongly applied by a policeman.
the damage a cyclist can do to a pedestrian usually far less than a car can do to a cyclist.
the damage a cyclist can do to a pedestrian usually far less than a car can do to a cyclist.
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Cyclists who ride off the pavement at speed straight in front of my van, causing £2500 worth of damage.
Accept liability to me, the police and the ambulance guys.
Then 6 months later put in a personal injury claim against ME :6:
18 bloody months for the claims company to give up, I was the one who had to pay £250 excess and without the van for 10 days !!!
Accept liability to me, the police and the ambulance guys.
Then 6 months later put in a personal injury claim against ME :6:
18 bloody months for the claims company to give up, I was the one who had to pay £250 excess and without the van for 10 days !!!
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A cyclist doing 20mph into my dog! Discretion? The footpath is for walking on. If your that worried about your safety wear a helmet before u start pavement argument
Oh yeh lights too and either footpath or road not both to suit you and traffic lights.
Oh yeh lights too and either footpath or road not both to suit you and traffic lights.
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normally hate cyclists, but I loved the one that jumped the red lights this week and turned left straight into the van that stopped, as he thought the biker was going under his wheels. Cyclist hit the front wheel and skidded along the road on his chin, ****ed myself laughing.
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Peiople who tell me footballers names thinking I give a toss........ :6:
Mortgage advisors, estate agents and solicitors :-(
and that hurdy bloke, he's a troll if ever I saw one 🙂
and that hurdy bloke, he's a troll if ever I saw one 🙂
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Yeah that's the one. Every post he starts is called HURDY 🙂
He can't spell and I don't think his keyboard has a space bar or an enter key.
I dont reply to anything he says, he's only been on here a short while and he posts up really personal things about cancer etc
I think he's some kind of troll 🙂
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Better be quick John....you'll need a passport to visit the foreign gits before too long
Oi! We accept anyone into our fine land.. We even accept " foreign pound notes" which is more than I can say about darn sarf!...
anyway johns been in already so he'll get immunity (or is that sanctuary)???
Have you ever seen Jason Manford explanation as to why he's called Neville Neville? It's brilliant. Would post a link if I knew how
[video=youtube;uPNIO9pScjw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPNIO9pScjw[/video]
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gavinwilson
Its an internet forum, you have to take people as they appear. I'll give anybody the benefit of the doubt............to start with 🙂
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lame plumber
wetherspoons!! when they tell you not to come in wearing building work clothes in the morning as it isnt nice for other customers having their cheap breakfast and then in the evening they let in a double decker bus load hen party of absolute mingers in ***** pelmets and the first 10 through the door are over 20 stone, that really put me off my beer!!!!!!!!!!, especially the one who had to readjust whatever it was not covering her minge as it had been swallowed, well thats what most of the pub saw as she waddled in and bent down and fiddled around.
B****y builders that can't keep to a schedule, (re-scheduled us 3 times with less than 8 hours notice) hires a 'heating engineer' that doesn't know what the current water regs, building regs or part L are and then changes the airing cupboard around 90° so no-one will ever be able to get to the controls, pump or valves, forgets to wire the immersion and hides the heating controls on the inside the airing cupboard where no-one can see to set up or adjust. - Guess what we won't be accepting any more jobs that he's on!
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Ermintrude
Strange how we see things. I fort it was well nice and actually need a tissue!
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fogarty
First the semi nude pic then the wanting to hug and kiss all the big burly plumbers. There are dating sites for that sort of thing.😱mg_smile::smilewinkgrin:
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lame plumber
that makes me feel sicker than last night in the pub!!!!!!!!!!
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Rickster123
Customers who try to move the cylinder you've just removed, after you repeatedly tell them don't worry I don't need a hand, and spill brown water on their carpet.....actually come to think of it it was hilarious
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Ermintrude
I like ones who complain and then are made to look like a penas. Doing a warm air bloke was a joiner or some other low skill job...
He cottoned on to one of our newly qualified was a bit shy . Starts complaining about his work. Why this why that, couldn't you have done this blah blah blah . Nothing even remotely sensible ( asked that boiler be mounted on Formica ! He was told no 18mm ply or another wall.... Tells lad that he's not happy and he can take all the rads off he has done and do them properly as he's not happy that the "lazy" fitter has not mirrored the rad brackets... Tried to explain but stopped mid sentence and told, look I know all the excuses and rubbish I was a site Forman, I want it done against so they are all mirrored and I want the holes filled. I'm going out now and will be back at 5 will you be finished? Lads were fuming. Mirrored every rad bracket filled every hole commissioned and left. He called up to complain that his rads weren't parallel with wall. Told him that he instructed us and as such would need to pay to change it. Went back and I struggled to keep a straight face. Wanted to high five lads in front of him but that would be rude considering it was gonna cost £150 to swap all brackets round
He cottoned on to one of our newly qualified was a bit shy . Starts complaining about his work. Why this why that, couldn't you have done this blah blah blah . Nothing even remotely sensible ( asked that boiler be mounted on Formica ! He was told no 18mm ply or another wall.... Tells lad that he's not happy and he can take all the rads off he has done and do them properly as he's not happy that the "lazy" fitter has not mirrored the rad brackets... Tried to explain but stopped mid sentence and told, look I know all the excuses and rubbish I was a site Forman, I want it done against so they are all mirrored and I want the holes filled. I'm going out now and will be back at 5 will you be finished? Lads were fuming. Mirrored every rad bracket filled every hole commissioned and left. He called up to complain that his rads weren't parallel with wall. Told him that he instructed us and as such would need to pay to change it. Went back and I struggled to keep a straight face. Wanted to high five lads in front of him but that would be rude considering it was gonna cost £150 to swap all brackets round
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Somewhat more sneaky than "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Honestly guys, I'm pretty easy going and due to depression( which i take tabs for) am really easy going and hate conflict, but he's an arse of a man and i wish I'd never taken on his boiler change the ungrateful ****. I hope he doesn't welch out the £1700 final payment next weekend of I'll be livid :lol:
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What he said!!! cant stand my own voice sometimes!!! mirrors are a definet no no!!!
That's when you say you are sorry, but you Dont have a tool for fixing his imagination, then go oh wait there it is while picking up a hammer.
Being White and told we are a racist race.
When all I see and hear is bone-chilling racism coming for non-whites who make me feel really uncomfortable about addressing certain issues as I'll be seen as being a racist rather than a true realist who profoundly cares about the planet I live on.
If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.
When all I see and hear is bone-chilling racism coming for non-whites who make me feel really uncomfortable about addressing certain issues as I'll be seen as being a racist rather than a true realist who profoundly cares about the planet I live on.
If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.
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Unless he works for the tax office, then you just stamp on his fingers
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lame plumber
when your on another forum and theres always one who knows everything and whatever anyone says he ignores, as I've just experienced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dick head
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