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Billy Bob Bob
got a splinter stuck in my hand last Thursday,unpacking a cooker with wooden packaging on the corners ,so tried jubbing the skin with a needle and twezzers but its stuck in to far,cant see it,not wanting to take time off to go to the docs been down to the local tesco and asda trying to buy Magnesium Sulphate Paste or epsom salts,they dont sell it so called to a local cornershop that sells everything,fk me it turned into a ronnie corbett sketch,the poor Pakistani gent behind the counter was helpful but could not understand what i was asking for i asked for Magnesium Sulphate Paste he said toothpaste? eh no mate so tried epsom salts,i had to bite my lip as he replied HP sauce? FFS PMSL,i was in tears:lol::lol::lol: