a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[spanner]

Must be for the tall hot headed people

 

[tamz]

It would still convect maybe more so because it is above a door.

Looks shyte tho :smile:

 

[spanner]

It would still convect maybe more so because it is above a door.

Looks shyte tho :smile:

Hahaa

 

[kay-jay]

 

[julesverne]

My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday.

She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.

 

[julesverne]

What have number 10 Downing Street and Lady Gaga's pants got in common?

There shouldn't be a cock inside, but there is.

 

[TomLane]

Walmart called, your photos are ready!

[DLMURL]http://lets-have-a-beer.com/walmart-called-your-photos-are-done-6947/[/DLMURL]

*Warning - some things cannot be unseen!*

 

[Howsie]

Oh my sides(literally)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWRVvF_pkhc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[PlumbBobBob]

that's great but watch it again and see where the cop cars come from

 

[chris watkins]

"cut, thats excellent" also gives it away!!

 

[Howsie]

Very odd.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

Blair critical after ?citizen?s hard stop?, ?citizen?s arrest? and ?citizen?s shooting in self defence? | The Evening Harold

 

[kay-jay]

David moyes has promised fans that manchester united will be in a major international competition next year,





Even if he has to write the song himself🙂

 

[kay-jay]

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

durdy bastid

 

[turnpin]

You naughty naughty man gasman.....pmsl...regards Turnpin:yes:

 

[PlumbBobBob]

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY,ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty each course will accept a maximum of only eight participants.The course covers two days & topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE,DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

 

[lame plumber]

when you are in deep ****, look straight ahead, keep your mouth shut & say nothing.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Does anyone know of any good reliable vans for sale ??


My mate Roy Cropper is after one.


His old tranny died on him the other night!!

 

[Masood]

Welsh Tourist Board new marketing campaign!

 

[albatross]

A woman goes to the doctor and says she has an embarrassing problem. The doctor reassures her he will have seen it before. She explains she was sunbathing naked in the garden and went to smell the flowers. As she bent over a bee flew up her bottom. The doctor agrees he has never come across that problem before and scratches his head. After a bit he says he has an idea. If he puts a dab of honey on his *****, slides it in her the bee will be attracted to the honey and follow it out as he withdraws. The woman agrees to the idea and bends over the couch and the doctor enters her. Seconds later the woman is being thrust back and forth. "Doctor what's going on?" she asks. "Change of plan, I'm going to drown it!"

 

[Howsie]

Told the mrs last night that she looks like something out of the Simpsons.

 

[Reg Man]

Welsh Tourist Board new marketing campaign!

All that for £6.40. At least you don't have to pay to get out.

 

[lame plumber]

All that for £6.40. At least you don't have to pay to get out.

being ripped off on the way in is bad enough🙂

 

[Ray Stafford]

All that for £6.40. At least you don't have to pay to get out.

They know that if they attempted to charge you to get out, all the english motorists would just floor it and crash the barrier in desperation. 🙂