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tamz
As a man of the world i'll offer advice on anything.
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Agony Uncle
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L
lame plumber
As a bloke with a tiny winkle, how have you managed all these years with the ladies?
B
Billy Bob Bob
dear uncle tam,
there is a bloke on the forum who may be inbred with a flipper and a tail,hes from devon, is he a poor soul or a lucky ******* with all this torrential flooding
there is a bloke on the forum who may be inbred with a flipper and a tail,hes from devon, is he a poor soul or a lucky ******* with all this torrential flooding
L
lame plumber
now who's having a go at Tamz accusing him of having half a cock 🙂
T
tamz
My winkle size is adequate for my needs and has never hamperd my efforts to get aquainted with the ladies in fact it can lead to more adventurous encounters in the ladies attempt to get that extra ¼".
L
lame plumber
dont need fins, Ive got a landy (you set me up to say that didnt you GM 🙂 )
Dear tamz, if you had slept with a forum members daughter, who is based in the derby area.
Said daughter has asked you to go up and stay with her.
would you risk it or break contact.....
Said daughter has asked you to go up and stay with her.
would you risk it or break contact.....
R
Rickster123
Dear uncle Tamz,
id like to watch boxing tonight on sky sports but my mrs wants to watch some sort of ice dancing, opera singing celebrity ****e instead. How do I get to watch the boxing and still have a chance of abit of loving later?
thanks in advance!
id like to watch boxing tonight on sky sports but my mrs wants to watch some sort of ice dancing, opera singing celebrity ****e instead. How do I get to watch the boxing and still have a chance of abit of loving later?
thanks in advance!
L
lame plumber
Is there anyway you can get Wales towed over to Ireland please? they may be very sulky in 10 minutes or so
R
Rickster123
Forget my problem! Lets hear all about this!
I
iain85
pics needed first for any meaningful advice to be forthcoming.
B
Billy Bob Bob
who is it then?
T
tamz
I need to eat
M
Masood
You want pics of Billy with his todger out?
I had to delete those photos first.
he enjoyed the rest of what was on the phone.
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Ermintrude
Dear uncle tams.
I'm worried about billy. He's obsessed with tools . Think he has probably had a 'special' time with a milwaukiee pipe expander, whilst wearing a red heated cot and using an m18 inspection camera to perform a self inflicted colonoscopy? 🙁 just worried about the face painted wee man!
I'm worried about billy. He's obsessed with tools . Think he has probably had a 'special' time with a milwaukiee pipe expander, whilst wearing a red heated cot and using an m18 inspection camera to perform a self inflicted colonoscopy? 🙁 just worried about the face painted wee man!
E
Ermintrude
Plus I don't think his chargers have been pat tested!
D
Dotty
Dear Uncle Tamz,
A short arsed forum member keeps sending me pics of a young lady with her baps out. I'm suddenly worried she might live in Derby...........
A short arsed forum member keeps sending me pics of a young lady with her baps out. I'm suddenly worried she might live in Derby...........
That was one posted by a random "facebook famous" girl 🙂
popped up on the news feed and thought you would appreciate it 😀
Reminds me, i have another deal to post up!!
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