Agony Uncle

[Ermintrude]

I tried avoidance therapy. Coated my Palms with sandpaper........... Now I can't get off without that firm grip an 80 grit offers!

 

[sheff paul]

I tried avoidance therapy. Coated my Palms with sandpaper........... Now I can't get off without that firm grip an 80 grit offers!

sounds a bit like my last treatment for 'genital warts'

 

[lame plumber]

I tried avoidance therapy. Coated my Palms with sandpaper........... Now I can't get off without that firm grip an 80 grit offers!

wear out yer willy doing that!

 

[Ermintrude]

Nope, the lesions and infection mean it's about 13 inches in circumference and when it weeps no need for lube. Smells a bit tho. Balls are septic?

 

[Dannypipe]

Tamz's as a man of the world,could you offer me some advice on 'excessive masturbation',my missus says it's good for the prostrate,and it's natural,but it is getting in the way of daily tasks like cutting the grass.....

Struttergear ****mower - YouTube

Filthy but funny!

 

[kay-jay]

Mine are the same one of mine hangs lower then the other two

I think thats normal......at least I hope it is!!😱

 

[Ermintrude]

Brilliant

Saw this one the blokes a genius
http://youtu.be/ugd0UcP3Deo

 

[Whyme]

if a customer doesnt make you a cup of tea is it wrong to cut there gas off..?

 

[tamz]

Sounds ok to me. Pysh on their tooth brush too if you like :smile: