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julesverne said:
Dear Uncle Tamz,

I feel dirty saying this but i am seriously thinking of becoming a Worcester accredited installer. I don't like it but it's business what can i do.

Also my trainee has been bringing irn bru to work every fecking day for the last 2 months its getting a bit much now i think hes going to turn the colour of an umpah lumpa if he carries on. how do i get him to buy coke instead.

many thanks in advance Jules
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You heathen, Irn Bru will turn him into the best apprentice you have ever had 😉
 
gasmanrob said:
Dear uncle tamz, my wife is a lovely person kind and compassionate but she does love her own opinions and she has one for everything.... they never used to bother me, however since packing up smoking I notice them a lot more then I used to, could you please advise on ways and techniques to prevent me jabbing her in the face with a screwdriver thanks in advance GMR
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Dear Rob I wouldn't recommend a jab in the face unless you can sleep with one eye open as retribution will surely follow. Since she will find it dificult to talk with her mouth full i suggest you work on that. It will calm you down too :wink:
 
Destroyer2813 said:
Dear uncle Tamz When we go to bed and watch tv my wife likes to fall to sleep and snore loud so I can't hear the tv is it acceptable to smother her with a pillow ? Ps if yes will you boys give me a allabi
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I suggest when you go to bed leave the telly off and get down and dirty. This should relax you enough to fall asleep before her so problem solved.
 
julesverne said:
Dear Uncle Tamz, I feel dirty saying this but i am seriously thinking of becoming a Worcester accredited installer. I don't like it but it's business what can i do. Also my trainee has been bringing irn bru to work every fecking day for the last 2 months its getting a bit much now i think hes going to turn the colour of an umpah lumpa if he carries on. how do i get him to buy coke instead. many thanks in advance Jules
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If you are determined to become a social outcast who am i to talk you out of it. As for the Irn Bru, it takes many years to turn orange so he should be fine. Coke is for *******.
 
SafeGasInstall said:
Dear Uncle Tamz , I have had the greatest pleasure of knowing you from here almost 4 year . Now most of the halfwits from here including my self are friends on Facebook and we all know how ugly and fat we all are , EXCEPT YOUR SELF !!!! Post a picture or get a fahcking facebook for flick sake
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Due to my past life as a **** and sexual athlete i don't do facebook Stan. My wee woman doesn't like it when they track me down and start sending intimate photos trying to entice me into my old ways :wink:
 
tamz said:
Due to my past life as a **** and sexual athlete i don't do facebook Stan. My wee woman doesn't like it when they track me down and start sending intimate photos trying to entice me into my old ways :wink:
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Thought u and croppie were in close contact via super forum members club?
 
I thought that was a sketch of Tamz in his avatar (profile thingy picture). 🙂

In reality he's a plumbing super computer and therefore has no real face. Bit like the Matrix, except he had a load of plumbing downloaded instead of kung fu.
 
Dannypipe said:
I thought that was a sketch of Tamz in his avatar (profile thingy picture). 🙂

In reality he's a plumbing super computer and therefore has no real face. Bit like the Matrix, except he had a load of plumbing downloaded instead of kung fu.
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some say hes the stig
 
I remember Tamz released a video of him cutting a flue with a 4" spinner once. So we do know he exists in a physical sense....but I can't see him revealing his true identity anytime soon. It adds to the mystique!!
 
I have it on good authority that this is a true likeness of Tammy baby.

My wife had a miss spent youth with a lady's man who loved tizer
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I have it on good authority that this is a true likeness of Tammy baby.

My wife had a miss spent youth with a lady's man who loved tizer
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Dear Uncle Tamz,
When you get an ungrateful knob end of a customer, giving you grief, and you want to just drive up to their house and and squeeze their neck till the head pops off, how do you calm down and not let it bother you? Sometimes i lie there at night stewing about all manner of revenge :lol:
 

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