Christmas Arguements

[dancinplumba]

I feel partly responsible for opening up a year old thread...

So you should. Shame on you 😉

 

[Leo21]

I feel partly responsible for opening up a year old thread...

Like your bothered. My @rse.

 

[Rickster123]

Like your bothered. My @rse.

Snigger snigger...:49:

 

[Toxic Ted]

I feel partly responsible for opening up a year old thread...

Partly....you make me die...

 

[Rickster123]

Partly....you make me die...

Oh suddenly I'm the bad guy!

 

[Leo21]

Oh suddenly I'm the bad guy!

No suddenly about it, your a dark character.

 

[Rickster123]

No suddenly about it, your a dark character.

Shut it you northern monkey!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Oh suddenly I'm the bad guy!

Suddenly....you killed me again....

 

[Rickster123]

Close it croppie for the love of god close it!!

 

[townfanjon]

Close and delete forever !!!

 

[Dotty]

Close it croppie for the love of god close it!!

Hell no! I'm enjoying this!

 

[Leo21]

Shut it you northern monkey!

I said you were dark.

 

[Dotty]

I said you were dark.

His true colours have just shown themselves.

 

[Rickster123]

His true colours have just shown themselves.

Shower of poo! You know I'm tired!

 

[Dotty]

**scribbles in pad**

Generally abusive - tick

Insulting a mod - tick

Lives in Fareham - tick

Right. Where's my banning wellies?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Lives in Fareham - tick

No he doesn't.

He lives in Park Gate. Not the same thing at all.

 

[Toxic Ted]

No he doesn't.

He lives in Park Gate. Not the same thing at all.

Is Park Gate the cheap bit then Ray?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Is Park Gate the cheap bit then Ray?

Dangerously close to Southampton. I strongly suspect Adam of a Saints connection - what with all the girly drinks and moaning just because he's missed a few hours sleep.

 

[Rickster123]

No he doesn't.

He lives in Park Gate. Not the same thing at all.

I reside in titchfield park these days. Park gate.... How very dare you!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I reside in titchfield park these days.

Sounds like a trailer park Ad.....is u a pikey then boi?

 

[Rickster123]

Sounds like a trailer park Ad.....is u a pikey then boi?

The neighbours think I am and that's the way I like it!

 

[Leo21]

The neighbours think I am and that's the way I like it!

Why, is your caravan bigger?

 

[Rickster123]

Why, is your caravan bigger?

It's a static home!

 

[Leo21]

It's a static home!

Someone nicked the wheels again?

 

[Toxic Ted]

I was born in a caravan....does that make me a pikey?

 

[Leo21]

I was born in a caravan....does that make me a pikey?

Yes.....

 

[Toxic Ted]

Maybe thats why i get a high from weighing in my scrap!

 

[Rickster123]

I was born in a caravan....does that make me a pikey?

Not if it was a Swift!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Not if it was a Swift!

A leaky Swift?....nah....no self respecting traveller would be seen in one of them budget boxes!

 

[dancinplumba]

Bleeding rozzers took my caravan. Flicking neighbour big mouth Betty complained about it on street

 

[Rickster123]

Bleeding rozzers took my caravan. Flicking neighbour big mouth Betty complained about it on street

Heres the real trouble maker!!

 

[Leo21]

Heres the real trouble maker!!

Nice , slight of hand.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Nice , slight of hand.

Slight of hand?....thats a right large shovel full of 5hit in a sideways motion that is!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Heres the real trouble maker!!

I bet nobody wanted to sit next to you at school....."Miss...miss...eeez just..."............GRASS!

 

[Rickster123]

You see village idiot this is what happens when you don't buy your mrs a present!!!

 

[Toxic Ted]

You see village idiot this is what happens when you don't buy your mrs a present!!!

Like a little boy caught with his hand in his sisters knickers......priceless!

 

[Rickster123]

Hahahaha

 

[Leo21]

For the love of God, close this thread.

 

[newcastle phill]

Close it - I haven't even started yet !

 

[Toxic Ted]

For the love of God, close this thread.

Whats a matter Leo?.....ring some bells did it?

 

[Leo21]

Whats a matter Leo?.....ring some bells did it?

I don't want to talk about it. My physchiatrist told me to bury it deep, deep I tell ya.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I don't want to talk about it. My physchiatrist told me to bury it deep, deep I tell ya.

I just knew it was a northern thing!.............monkeys do that!

 

[Leo21]

I just knew it was a northern thing!.............monkeys do that!

D,d,d,do you mean your not northern Ted? And I thought you were all right.

 

[Ray Stafford]

D,d,d,do you mean your not northern Ted? And I thought you were all right.

He's from Slough. How much more northern can you get?

 

[Toxic Ted]

D,d,d,do you mean your not northern Ted? And I thought you were all right.

Sorry mate....nothing alright about me Leo.........i'm from the royal borough of Slough, Windsor and Maidenhead don't you know........Her Majesty the Queen is my neighbour.......the only thing monkey about me is the tea i drink!

 

[Toxic Ted]

He's from Slough. How much more northern can you get?

Watford is as far as i dare......i hear they are all savages beyond that Ray!

 

[Leo21]

Where's Tamz when you need him?

 

[Toxic Ted]

Where's Tamz when you need him?

Tamz is royalty....you leave him out of this !

 

[Toxic Ted]

Tamz is from southern Scotland....not northern England.....so there!

 

[Ray Stafford]

M4 = Arctic circle

Oxfordshire = Tundra

 

[Leo21]

Tamz is from southern Scotland....not northern England.....so there!

So does that make him North of you? I'm confused.

 

[Toxic Ted]

M4 = Arctic circle

Oxfordshire = Tundra

It was a bit nippy down your way this time last year as i remember!

 

[Ray Stafford]

It was a bit nippy down your way this time last year as i remember!

We have a mediterranean climate down here Ted. So long as the mediterranean is full of brass monkeys, all looking as if they have just lost something important.

 

[Toxic Ted]

So does that make him North of you? I'm confused.

Its a different bioody country .....

 

[Leo21]

Its a different bioody country .....

Or as one in harmony! Bloody trouble maker!

 

[Toxic Ted]

We have a mediterranean climate down here Ted. So long as the mediterranean is full of brass monkeys, all looking as if they have just lost something important.

Yes yes yes....and you dine on olives and sun ripened tomatoes, but that doesn't give you a tan does it Raymondo?

 

[Toxic Ted]

Or as one in harmony! Bloody trouble maker!

You lot started it!......you and yer Alex the Salmon!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Yes yes yes....and you dine on olives and sun ripened tomatoes, but that doesn't give you a tan does it Raymondo?

Actually, tonight Mrs S and I dined on lamb shank with roast potatoes, carrots, sprouts and peas. Gravy and mint sauce of course, and a bottle of yellow tail shiraz.

And no tan, although I suspect I might still have a smear of gravy on my shirt. Tut tut...

 

[Leo21]

You lot started it!......you and yer Alex the Salmon!

Can anyone translate this please? It's spoken in foreign.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I reside in titchfield park these days.

Titchfield Park?

Where they sell "meat" pies, and don't even tell you what sort of meat it is?

Sooner you than me. Count the kids daily. Wouldnt want one of them to end up in a pastry overcoat!

 

[Rickster123]

Titchfield Park?

Where they sell "meat" pies, and don't even tell you what sort of meat it is?

Sooner you than me. Count the kids daily. Wouldnt want one of them to end up in a pastry overcoat!

Not that titchfield park!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Can anyone translate this please? It's spoken in foreign.

Sorry Leo...got a bit carried away there and gave you a jockanese passport!

Tamz would never forgive me.

 

[Subby]

I reside in titchfield park these days. Park gate.... How very dare you!

Ha I'm down Titchfield working quite often down the ONS, 5 hour round trip

 

[Subby]

so have we found out if the OP learned his lesson and bought gifts for his family this year seeing as this thread is a year old

 

[Toxic Ted]

so have we found out if the OP learned his lesson and bought gifts for his family this year seeing as this thread is a year old

Don't ask...we've nearly gotten away from there!

 

[rpm]

Sorry mate....nothing alright about me Leo.........i'm from the royal borough of Slough, Windsor and Maidenhead don't you know........Her Majesty the Queen is my neighbour.......the only thing monkey about me is the tea i drink!

It used to be only Windsor and Maidenhead as I remember so when did Sluff get the Royal Borough badge?

 

[Toxic Ted]

It used to be only Windsor and Maidenhead as I remember so when did Sluff get the Royal Borough badge?

Shhhhh!......i nearly got away with that.....Git!

 

[Leo21]

Isn't Ali G from Slough?

 

[rpm]

Shhhhh!......i nearly got away with that.....Git!

As a Windsorian I just couldn`t allow it but would of understood if things had changed with time. Anyway with what I`m hearing you will soon be part of Poland. lol

 

[rpm]

Isn't Ali G from Slough?

Staines, close but no cigar Leo.

 

[rpm]

And Ricky whatshisface was from Reading and The Office was based around Sluff.

 

[rpm]

Shhhhh!......i nearly got away with that.....Git!

That`s why there is a dirty great big cannon at the-house-on-the hill aimed at Datchet bridge in case you lot tried to cross it. :62:
lol

 

[Toxic Ted]

Isn't Ali G from Slough?

No....he's from St Aines........but i think all his other relatives are from here..

 

[rpm]

No....he's from St Aines........but i think all his other relatives are from here..

My error though it was Staines, but agree his like relatives can be found in Slough.

 

[Toxic Ted]

As a Windsorian I just couldn`t allow it but would of understood if things had changed with time. Anyway with what I`m hearing you will soon be part of Poland. lol

I take it you were asked to leave.........and yep, we got more poles than you can shake a polish sausage at.....sklepsville is what it is now.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I bet you were from Dedworth rpm

 

[rpm]

Ha Ha, had a chance to get out back in 1977 of my own accord, went to Somerset for awhile, then somewhere else, then somewhere else and so on ..............

 

[rpm]

I bet you were from Dedworth rpm

Correct! Please don`t say you as well lol

 

[Toxic Ted]

Ha Ha, had a chance to get out back in 1977 of my own accord, went to Somerset for awhile, then somewhere else, then somewhere else and so on ..............

So what are you saying here.......you live in a caravan?

 

[rpm]

So what are you saying here.......you live in a caravan?

No! bricks n mortar like you I guess.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Correct! Please don`t say you as well lol

Thank god i'm not the only one from the cheap part of town....and no...i am in the most famous part of Slough......its been on telly more often than any other location in the uk.......lets see if you can get it.

 

[Toxic Ted]

No! bricks n mortar like you I guess.

Yep but born in a caravan....i bet you regret moving from this heaven on earth.......doncha?

 

[Toxic Ted]

Correct! Please don`t say you as well lol

Saying you live in Windsor when you actually live in Dedworth is like saying you live in Burnham when you actually live in Britwell!

 

[rpm]

Filming wise then it has to the beeches but thats Burnham.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Filming wise then it has to the beeches but thats Burnham.

No...think Police camera action and you'll get it straight away.

 

[rpm]

Saying you live in Windsor when you actually live in Dedworth is like saying you live in Burnham when you actually live in Britwell!

It`s a suburb mate. aka Hillingdon and London

 

[rpm]

No...think Police camera action and you'll get it straight away.

Britwell ?

 

[rpm]

Yep but born in a caravan....i bet you regret moving from this heaven on earth.......doncha?

Hell no! Having lived in various counties broadens your outlook on people.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Britwell ?

Yep!.........or should i say Burnham borders.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Were did you end up?

 

[rpm]

Were did you end up?

Haven`t stopped moving around, probably moving on again early 2015. Just don`t seem to settle hence my location under the ukpf join date.

 

[village idiot]

What's up wi you ? You usually don't do as you're told

Li think he too has 'Seen the light' 😉

 

[village idiot]

Close it croppie for the love of god close it!!

Keep up would you!
It has been agreed by all that threads can not just be closed because someone has decided to open up an 'Old Thread'. So I'm afraid you can't pick and choose just for the fun of it. Mods have better and more important things to do. Just let them get on with their jobs.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

[Mike Jackson]

No he doesn't.

He lives in Park Gate. Not the same thing at all.

There's a nice Chinese restaurant in Park Gate.

 

[Rickster123]

There's a nice Chinese restaurant in Park Gate.

It was nice once. Scored 3 on the food hygiene thingy. There was also a rumour of local cats going missing which cut its customers down abit!