Freebie Alert - Ideal Vogue Boilers

[Dotty]

If I'd known the consolation prize was a free jacket and a bag of goodies I'd have thrown my name in!

Curse you Stafford!!!!!

 

[Kev the gas]

Crikey, missed the last posts, away with the family @ Longleat Centreparcs, do I have a pudding and risk not fitting the Large jacket ?

 

[Mike Jackson]

If I'd known the consolation prize was a free jacket and a bag of goodies I'd have thrown my name in!

Curse you Stafford!!!!!

I'm not sure they make one in your size XXXXXXL chest age 10 height.

 

[Toxic Ted]

If I'd known the consolation prize was a free jacket and a bag of goodies I'd have thrown my name in!

Curse you Stafford!!!!!

You are not alone there......winter coming and i need a new jacket......i think i need to be a bit sharper on the freebie alert.

 

[Dotty]

I was sitting watching this thread. I'd have easily been first three!

 

[Dotty]

I'm not sure they make one in your size XXXXXXL chest age 10 height.

Never mind the length, feel the girth!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I'm not sure they make one in your size XXXXXXL chest age 10 height.

If John owes me a few Chinese burns for my comments then you must be into camel bite terratory for yours Mike!

 

[Kev the gas]

Table booked for 7pm.

I will hedge my bets and stick with the jugs of Sangria and Paella

 

[Mike Jackson]

If John owes me a few Chinese burns for my comments then you must be into camel bite terratory for yours Mike!

But John is in awe of my good looks and sparkling personality.

 

[Dotty]

But John is in awe of my good looks and sparkling personality.

Sod you! Now i've wet meself laughing!

 

[Toxic Ted]

But John is in awe of my good looks and sparkling personality.

Don't get yourself all flattered over what the school bike says.......everybody went there and kept it quiet if you remember back that far......or did you go to a school for boys?

 

[Ray Stafford]

J A H Heating. You must be psychic James, because you already PMed me your jacket size. Yep, you're out!

 

[SimonG]

I have a vision of bowl with all the names in sat on a fridge and everytime Ray needs another beer he pulls out another name 🙂

 

[smtplumbing]

this is the best thread in the world

 

[Leo21]

I don't think I've ever refreshed a page so many times!

 

[smtplumbing]

sure one of the admin would be able to tell us how many hits this page has had

 

[Ray Stafford]

Well, I now know who the chosen six are.

Which means I also know who the unlucky ones are. As a consolation prize, there will be a goody bag courtesy of us and Ideal.

To raise the dramatic tension, I shall release the names of those NOT getting a free boiler over the course of this afternoon and evening. And maybe tomorrow evening if I am feeling playful! The unlucky ones will get a goody bag including an Ideal Jacket. So if I ask you for your jacket size (S, M, L, XL) that's your cue to leave quietly, and everyone remaining is a bit closer to their dream freebie.

The original list, in alphabetical order was:

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[TD]anz[/TD]
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[TD]atouchofgas[/TD]
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[TD]BOD[/TD]
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[TD]Dannypipe[/TD]
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[TD]Gasman[/TD]
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[TD]JAH HEATING[/TD]
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[TD]Julesverne[/TD]
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[TD]Kev the Gas[/TD]
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[TD]Lame Plumber[/TD]
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[TD]Leo21[/TD]
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[TD]Masood[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]Mike Jackson[/TD]
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[TD]P J F Plumbing[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD]Plumber0808[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]SafeGasInstall[/TD]
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[TD]scott_d[/TD]
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[TD]smtplumbing[/TD]
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JULESVERNE - you are eliminated, can you please let me have your jacket size?

Well, I have an appointment at 5pm, so I will be off now.

But before I go...

LAME PLUMBER - you are eliminated - please let me have your jacket size.

GASMAN - Sorry mate, they didn't fancy the AXE treatment. Please let me have your jacket size, because your bum is outa here!

J A H Heating. You must be psychic James, because you already PMed me your jacket size. Yep, you're out!

CALLING DANNYPIPE! Let me know your jacket size, because you're living in loser-ville! 🙂

 

[Ray Stafford]

So we now have 12 people fighting it out for 6 slots.

Anz
Atouchofgas
Bod
Kev the Gas
Leo21
Masood
Mike Jackson
PJF Plumbing
Plumber0808
SafeGasInstall
Scott_d
smtplumbing

thats 50/50 odds.

until the next elimination, then everyone remaining is odds-on.

OOOOOOHHHHH the tension ! 🙂

 

[Ray Stafford]

So do I carry on with eliminations tonight, or let the tension build a bit further?

 

[Mike Jackson]

The tension is unbearable. I'm going to have to engage in a bit more croppie baiting to relieve the tension.