A pint of Ye olde badgers minge waiting on the bar
Ooh, that sounds tasty. I'll see if I can dig out some haribo,s for you.
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A pint of Ye olde badgers minge waiting on the bar
I'll have to decline your kind offer tonight Adam.......tonight i am dads taxi for two 20 year old girls who are terrorising London as i speak.
I'll put the kettle on mate
Yes, he's on feckin call!
I'll have a tea as well please. Lapsang Souchongg for me please. No milk. No sugar.
Just in from a wee rehearsal at the lodge. Popped in to the bar and had a coke. Then I hated myself and came home.
Teetotallers. Nearly as depressing as vegans......
You rehearse weeing? I knew you lot were odd but that's just wrong!
You rehearse weeing? I knew you lot were odd but that's just wrong!
Got that near friday feeling?
Can you find that particular friday on this?
I found this briefly depressing, then pleasing, even satisfying. Perspective is a good thing.
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Yes, he's on feckin call!
I'll have a tea as well please. Lapsang Souchongg for me please. No milk. No sugar.
Just in from a wee rehearsal at the lodge. Popped in to the bar and had a coke. Then I hated myself and came home.
Teetotallers. Nearly as depressing as vegans......
I'm well over half way down on paper
About one third in my head
You rehearse weeing? I knew you lot were odd but that's just wrong!
Takes a lot of practice weeing off a stepladder. John can't reach the urinal otherwise...
Wicked.
Need I remind you all that I'm midday through a week of enforced sobriety? The bright, white lights of reality kicked in yesterday.
Everything is scarily real.
I'm starting to get fractious.
Having a muppet lock up a building and set the alarm yesterday didn't help. I realised this as I left the boiler house. I also discovered a repeat sounder near the boiler house door I didn't know about. Mrs Croppie is less than impressed because she has to deal with my undercrackers.
Well that was a cheap round! 2 teas for pair of grumps on table 4..
She wishes it were a desmudging. This was a full on rake out.
What the heck sort of alarm was it?
Perhaps you should buy her a jetwash for Christmas........and a biological warfare suit.
I'm midday through a week of enforced sobriety?
I'm midway through a cheeky dram of Jura Prophesy. Slainte!
No it's ok she hides it all over the house. She thinks I'm too childish to be trusted with it all!
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