Friday eve

[Dotty]

What the heck sort of alarm was it?

An unexpectedly feckin loud one. I swear I nearly swallowed my tongue.

 

[Dotty]

Perhaps you should buy her a jetwash for Christmas........and a biological warfare suit.

Yeah, that'd go down as well as the socket set I got her last year. And the VDE screwdrivers the year before.

 

[Masood]

I'm midday through a week of enforced sobriety?

I'm midway through a cheeky dram of Jura Prophesy. Slainte!

 

[Dotty]

I'm midway through a cheeky dram of Jura Prophesy. Slainte!

I really hope you choke on the first glass full.

 

[Ray Stafford]

No it's ok she hides it all over the house. She thinks I'm too childish to be trusted with it all!

Mrs S is the same. She hasn't twigged yet that I find it, eat it, and then buy another box/packet to replace it.

Still, we've only been married 30 years, so she still has time to wise up...

 

[Toxic Ted]

I'm midway through a cheeky dram of Jura Prophesy. Slainte!

Bad man....ppfft

 

[Masood]

I really hope you choke on the first glass full.

LOL are things that bad mate?? Surely you can have a cheeky one and get the missus to drive you if you get called out??

 

[rpm]

Yeah, that'd go down as well as the socket set I got her last year. And the VDE screwdrivers the year before.

Try a set of saucepans this year but be prepared to duck!

 

[Dotty]

LOL are things that bad mate?? Surely you can have a cheeky one and get the missus to drive you if you get called out??

She doesn't drive.i won't let her.

She has the navigational abilities of a lemming.

 

[Toxic Ted]

She doesn't drive.i won't let her.

She has the navigational abilities of a lemming.

I thought lemmings had good nav skills.....they can always find the cliff.

 

[Dotty]

That's kinda my point, Gary.

 

[Toxic Ted]

That's kinda my point, Gary.

Nuff said!