Just booked in a job with a Sarah Harding.

[WaterTight]

She sounded young and a bit full of herself and bossy and wasn't interested in the likely cost. My hopes are high.

Job is a leaking something behind a bit of something somewhere. It doesn't do a world famous young starlet to sully herself knowing the names of everyday mundanaties. She will hopefully be far too busy flouncing about in various states of undress.

 

[dontknowitall]

I expect she'll be so "normal" looking with no make up, scruffy, oldish clothes and so on.

Probably more interested in getting this job done quickly so she can get back to work without hassle.

But I could be wrong ...

 

[REDSAW]

is she made of wax?

 

[moogwai]

And it don't matter how hard you search, there's never any scanties laying around carelessly for you to find!

You need to get yerself in the houses rented by girl students.....I've been in a few and the worst(or best) one was rented by student nurses....there was knickers, bras.....toys....all over the place!!!

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[dave1]

Looks who's house I worked in today....

(it's the women on stage by the way) lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9wFGEn4aes&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[REDSAW]

You need to get yerself in the houses rented by girl students.....I've been in a few and the worst(or best) one was rented by student nurses....there was knickers, bras.....toys....all over the place!!!

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didnt put you down for the sort to go sniffing nickers?

 

[REDSAW]

Looks who's house I worked in today....

(it's the women on stage by the way) lol

Barbara and Bradley poets - Britains got talent 2012 auditions - YouTube

????????????
wow!

 

[Dotty]

Looks who's house I worked in today....

(it's the women on stage by the way) lol

Barbara and Bradley poets - Britains got talent 2012 auditions - YouTube

Thanks Dave. How are you going to return that part of my life I just wasted watching that poo?

 

[moogwai]

didnt put you down for the sort to go sniffing nickers?

i'm not nomally...but these were student nurses.....hot student nurses...it wouldve been rude not to!!!!

 

[Mike Jackson]

Since that hidden camera video of the plumber walking round a house knocking one out in a pair of the customers knickers I've been very wary of what I do when at work.

 

[Barry98]

Since that hidden camera video of the plumber walking round a house knocking one out in a pair of the customers knickers I've been very wary of what I do when at work.

Havent we all

 

[zeebeedee]

Since that hidden camera video of the plumber walking round a house knocking one out in a pair of the customers knickers I've been very wary of what I do when at work.

Not seen that! He sounds like a wierdo!

 

[WaterTight]

if anyone doesn't count themselves as hopelessly and unrecoverably perverted and dulled to the most bizarre and extreme sexual acts they obviously haven't been making full use of the internet.

 

[Barry98]

if anyone doesn't count themselves as hopelessly and unrecoverably perverted and dulled to the most bizarre and extreme sexual acts they obviously haven't been making full use of the internet.

Why what you found on the Internet ?

 

[Dotty]

Since that hidden camera video of the plumber walking round a house knocking one out in a pair of the customers knickers I've been very wary of what I do when at work.

I did say I was sorry!

 

[Phil]

I did say I was sorry!

I for one would like to see this footage, anyone got a link?

 

[GrahamM]

You need to get yerself in the houses rented by girl students.....I've been in a few and the worst(or best) one was rented by student nurses....there was knickers, bras.....toys....all over the place!!!

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What? Still playing with toys at their age?🙄

 

[Dotty]

I for one would like to see this footage, anyone got a link?

Yeah. Let's all go watch a fat bloke knocking one out!

What's wrong with you people?

 

[Phil]

Yeah. Let's all go watch a fat bloke knocking one out!

What's wrong with you people?

I quoted the wrong thread croppie, I want to see the plumber mike jackson was on about, not so much the knocking out but the way he searched and selected them that interests me. :shocked3:

 

[Dotty]

Ah. That's ok. Counts as research........

 

[WaterTight]

Why what you found on the Internet ?

I think I saw a man having some sort of intercourse with a woman once. It was pretty wild.

 

[WaterTight]

Oh and by the way it wasn't THE Sarah Harding. It was a pretty large but not unattractive black woman, vaguely flirtatious, about 35, 3 kids, one of whom i initially thought was her husband because he was bigger than me.

She did ask why I turned up equipped only with power tools decorated with enormous rubbery implements. I told her to mind her own business and tell me where Cheryl lives.