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My wife and I went to the County Agricultural
Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped
at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 50
TIMES LAST YEAR My wife playfully nudged me
in the ribs ..... Smiled and said, "He mated 50
times last year, that's almost once a week".
We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 150
TIMES LAST YEAR My wife gave me a healthy
jab and said, "WOW~~That's more than twice
a week! .......... You could learn a lot from
him".
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 365
TIMES LAST YEAR My wife was so excited that
her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
"That's once a day .. You could REALLY learn
something from this one".
I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him
if it was with the same cow".
My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and the doctors say I should
eventually make a full recovery.
Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped
at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 50
TIMES LAST YEAR My wife playfully nudged me
in the ribs ..... Smiled and said, "He mated 50
times last year, that's almost once a week".
We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 150
TIMES LAST YEAR My wife gave me a healthy
jab and said, "WOW~~That's more than twice
a week! .......... You could learn a lot from
him".
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said: THIS BULL MATED 365
TIMES LAST YEAR My wife was so excited that
her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
"That's once a day .. You could REALLY learn
something from this one".
I looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him
if it was with the same cow".
My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and the doctors say I should
eventually make a full recovery.
