My Lovely wife...

[CES]

Ive just been to pick up my wife from Edinburgh city centre, shes been out celebrating keeping her job (she was in a redundancy situation).
I got a phonecall on the house phone, she had lost her mobile apparently, and her workmates were going to put her on a train and asked if I would meet her at the station. I said I would pick her up instead as I didnt trust her not to fall asleep and miss her stop.

Take one relatively level headed woman, add 2 bottles of wine and a few cocktails, shake and stir, help her into the van a gibbering wreck.
Drive tentatively home and what do you get about 50 yds away from the house?...

A dashboard, passenger seat and door side pocket full of red wine puke... oh how Im going to enjoy work tomorrow!! a van smelling of redwine and kebab..
Guess what she will be doing tomorrow night?..

 

[SimonG]

Oh but it wil be fun in the morning when you get sent on the mercy mission for painkillers. 🙂

 

[CES]

Im just hiding the last packets as we speak..:50:

 

[SimonG]

At least it was good news on the job front.

 

[CES]

Thats true.. not so good on the Van air freshness front though..

 

[SimonG]

Well according to the adverts that febreeze is good stuff 🙂

But I hope it's dry where you are tomorrow, no fun with the windows up 🙂

 

[Dannypipe]

On the positive side, you can recount this story hundreds of times in the future when you're in the dog house. You have a 'get out of jail' free card. Nice one.

Shame about the vom' though!! LOL.

 

[Guest123]

Don't you just love the "equality" of marriage!

 

[dontknowitall]

Think of the positives ...

If the roles were reversed and she'd driven you home in her car, you'd never hear the end of this one ...

 

[Barry98]

the power is in your hands 🙂

 

[mountainman]

Serious Brownie Points for you I think.

 

[kirkgas]

i think you will get 1000's of brownie points if you DONT mention it

 

[Barry98]

i think you will get 1000's of brownie points if you DONT mention it

where's the fun in that , then again it is a bank holiday hmmmmmm lol

 

[kirkgas]

where's the fun in that , then again it is a bank holiday hmmmmmm lol

but once he has mentioned it then its over, if he can last not mentioning it then she will squirm (and be nice to him) for even longer, sometimes the thought of him mentioning it will annoy her more than when he actually does it then he will lose all the power

 

[CES]

I like your way of thinking Kirk, obviously speaking from experience there. lol

 

[kirkgas]

I like your way of thinking Kirk, obviously speaking from experience there. lol

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