New customer from hell in the making

[Dotty]

More of a diarrhoea plonker ...

The number of times he's asked questions, querried the answers, tried the work, come back with more questions.

He never uses the thank you or like button and only occasionally says thank you - and his local plumbers have lost huge amounts of work too. I gave up with him long ago.

name him!

 

[Guest123]

David Cameron

 

[dontknowitall]

LOL Kay-jay!!

A few moons ago I started a thread moaning about people asking for advice and not thanking afterwards and I got flooded with TYs. It was NOT what I was anticipating and the trouble was all the people who said thank you were those who normally show gratitude in any case!

Anyways, to come clean, he's Marsaday. Just noticed he's started more threads then me (on a post count of 324) and he's still asking inane questions.

 

[Howsie]

no doubt he wants to know how much the cylinders worth so he can claim the money of his plumber

Hence my £30 response. 😉

 

[TBServices]

Last time I commented on an annoying prat I got an "infraction". After that I've not bothered with the forum till now. It seems the attitudes towards these morons may have changed a bit since then.


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[CES]

Best stay away from the feckwits TB. I find myself having to go away and do something before I write a big rant.

 

[Dotty]

Good idea Connor. Think I'll start doing the same. Hard sometimes though.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

i've just read the gas pipe thread and totally agree with everyone re our "friend" strato. he gets 4 quotes all saying the same and still questions it!

 

[peteheat]

i've just read the gas pipe thread and totally agree with everyone re our "friend" strato. he gets 4 quotes all saying the same and still questions it!

Well he has 60 posts so very shortly will be looking to call in for a few bevvies with "The Gang" 🙂

 

[PlumbBobBob]

he can apply but will he get in?

 

[mountainman]

I didn't apply but got in on the sympathy ticket 🙂

 

[Dotty]

I floated in after sniffing the barmaids apron......

 

[Mike Jackson]

He'll be in soon, he's an expert in gas safety now.

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/g...756-do-you-need-paper-qualifications-gsr.html

 

[stani]

Heeeeeeeee's. Baaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkk.

 

[Dotty]

He'll be in soon, he's an expert in gas safety now.

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/g...756-do-you-need-paper-qualifications-gsr.html

I actually sent beer out my nose when I saw that thread! Seems he's retired, could you imagine how worse he'd be were he still on the tools?

 

[Rickster123]

He did a servicing and gas safety course?! Hahaha that cracked me up!

 

[kay-jay]

He did a servicing and gas safety course?! !

That doesn't bother me half as much as him doing a internet savvy course which is responsible for him now bugging the shyt out of me on here :banghead:

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[SimonG]

The only good thing is that nobody will ever have to work for him. He knows everything already 🙂

But just imagine him looking over your shoulder whilst doing your 25 min outside tap.

 

[mfgs]

looking over your shoulder while riding back and fourth on his bloody unicycle lol.

 

[stani]

looking over your shoulder while riding back and fourth on his bloody unicycle lol.

Absolutely ace.

 

[rodders]

I couldn't stop laughing when I read his post (post #38) on this thread.

And this guy was talking about becoming gas safe as he knows about gas. Damn the guy needs a hobbie or something....

 

[stani]

Just a quick note to all admin, trusted etc please pjease please don't let him bbecome an arms member, this is really. really serious

 

[peteheat]

Just a quick note to all admin, trusted etc please pjease please don't let him bbecome an arms member, this is really. really serious

Sorry stani,

He is fast heading to the magic 100 posts, when he gets there they have to let him in here if he asks and when he does get his Gas Safe ticket he is allowed into the Gas Safe forum.

You wouldn't want the site owners up in court for discrimination, would you?

Lets hope this thread has aged enough that he can't find it when he does arrive!!!!

 

[Dotty]

No they don't Pete, he has to prove he's a bona fide plumber with a properly registered company.

Thank fk

 

[kay-jay]

Did you read the one about adding inhibitor via a shower hose because he couldn't find a place on the boiler to pour it in ....🙄

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[Dotty]

I cried.

Mind you, give the fella his due, the do you remember this thread he started is quite good. In the wrong place but!

 

[Barry98]

He did a servicing and gas safety course?! Hahaha that cracked me up!

No they don't Pete, he has to prove he's a bona fide plumber with a properly registered company.

Thank fk

Pot an apron sniffer

 

[Guest123]

Did you read the one about adding inhibitor via a shower hose because he couldn't find a place on the boiler to pour it in ....🙄

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Good idea that, will protect all his customers from atmospheric corrosion when they're out in the rain.

 

[peteheat]

Pot an apron sniffer

Ooops, forgot to add a Smiley 🙂

 

[TBServices]

This guy needs to get a ****ing life. Some of the crap he comes out with is ridiculous. Is there any way we can get him banned for the greater good?


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[mfgs]

I also vote to ban him. He is getting worse.

 

[TBServices]

Ban him on the basis that the forum admin are seriously concerned for his well being based on the fact he has no life.


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[CES]

I refer the honourable gentlemen to this thread
http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/plumbing-forum/38914-customers-knocking-your-door.html

Post #14

 

[Mike Jackson]

Well I think he's become a valuable member of the forum and should be given life membership of the arms and the GSR members only forum as he obviously has more knowledge than the rest of us put together.

 

[Dotty]

If I read one more post about his 470f............