One night only

[Guest123]

Sh1tty bullocks c untsticks.
Big fat elephants fanny!

You talking about us mods again pal? That's one super dooper, flooper trooper infraction heading yer way sunshine. :rofl:

 

[JCplumb]

Woah take it easy there flexi-sword! The rules said we had 24 hours from 9pm last night did they not?

 

[Dotty]

Woah take it easy there flexi-sword! The rules said we had 24 hours from 9pm last night did they not?

From 4pm. And he's not Flexible Frank for nothing you know! I've heard he's so well endowed down there, that I've just gotta have a peek.

Look at the way he bends his big muscular Jock hips when he walks! Dazzling that.

 

[Barry98]

From 4pm. And he's not Flexible Frank for nothing you know!

Look at the way he bends the pro Scottish independence arguments so they almost make sense!

Should we let it run till this evening ? As we said b1thces

 

[Guest123]

Woah take it easy there flexi-sword! The rules said we had 24 hours from 9pm last night did they not?

Up here it's called humour pal! Down your way you don't have the intelligence for witty retort. After all how on gods' f u c k i n g good earth would someone vote for Cameron and Clegg? You lot did and once again you all make a c u n t of everyones lives.

Thank you my little English poppets. Luv ya all, even the gay ones get a liked a bit too.

 

[JCplumb]

Up here it's called humour pal! Down your way you don't have the intelligence for witty retort. After all how on gods' f u c k i n g good earth would someone vote for Cameron and Clegg? You lot did and once again you all make a c u n t of everyones lives.

Thank you my little English poppets.

Oh it's witty retort you're after then is it, well, well ,well what about this?

Haggis breathe!

You asked for it pal, you asked for it...

 

[Guest123]

Thany you JC your compliments know no bounds. Haggis is delicious, so is irn bru and Scotch Whisky and well everything from my hallowed country. Thank you, I'm so honoured.

 

[Dotty]

Should we let it run till this evening ? As we said b1thces

I think so. Good idea from Yorkshireland that!

 

[Guest123]

Should we let it run till this evening ? As we said b1thces

Won't be here, I'm off out visiting for the rest of the day. Have fun Howard. Don't let Nora Croppie spoil the fun.

 

[Dotty]

Won't be here, I'm off out visiting for the rest of the day. Have fun Howard. Don't let Nora Croppie spoil the fun.

Running scared again are we?

 

[Dotty]

Thany you JC your compliments know no bounds. Haggis is delicious, so is irn bru and Scotch Whisky and well everything from my hallowed country. Thank you, I'm so honoured.

Men in skirts.

That is all.

 

[JCplumb]

Just texted a particularly fit customer while distracted by this thread...
Not good..
Can you spot the problem?

 

[Dotty]

Just texted a particularly fit customer while distracted by this thread...
Not good..
Can you spot the problem?
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Been there. She ain't all that.

 

[CES]

Has she replied yet?

 

[CES]

God..my feckin head... sore throats gone though..

 

[JCplumb]

Been there. She ain't all that.

Not yet, I'm kind of excited though...

 

[CES]

She might pay you "behind the door" if your lucky

 

[zeebeedee]

Even I had to leave half way the **** erotic vibes got far too strong, had to go talk to my missus! See what you all made me do!!!

 

[JCplumb]

And Croppies tastes are way too high, she's a darling, well as far as Bolton lasses go anyway.
All her own teeth and everything

 

[Barry98]

Mistake is you've put pj instead of bj

 

[CES]

BJs are better without teeth...


apparently.......

 

[JCplumb]

Pj stands for plumbing job I've always stored customers numbers that way, but might make an exception for her 🙂

 

[JCplumb]

Mistake is you've put pj instead of bj

I had 3 teeth knocked out a few years ago, the quality of the BJs I got before they were fixed went down if anything...

 

[JCplumb]

Mistake is you've put pj instead of bj

I meant to quote that one above. doh

 

[Dotty]

Pj stands for plumbing job I've always stored customers numbers that way, but might make an exception for her 🙂

And CS for cr@p shag?

Or is that how you roll?