Revenge - how would you serve it?!?

[TomLane]

For anyone that has ever been tipped to the point of dishing out some revenge to a customer for whatever reason, what would you do to satisfy the inner demon?







This is just for a bit of fun & rant as & when needed! I'm sure we would all agree as satisfying as it would be to carry out some of the acts, those individuals posting their ideas don't encourage you to do the same........ Actually, I'm lying, revenge is sweet!


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[Billy Bob Bob]

being vindictive i would get my axe and remove parts of there anatomy ,nobody ****s me about with payment

 

[Rickster123]

I'm a great believer in karma. It will come back and bite them in the end. Always does.

 

[jase158]

I would follow them for days in my van, until they were down a dark alleyway. Then I would get out in a baraclave, pull out my knife out and chop there fingers off, then there toes and then there privates. I would then call an ambulance and run. Make sure they stay alive.

 

[acecharly]

From what ive heard tonight im a great believer in croppie-fication. I cant begin to think of the mccarbre ways of monetary extraction he'll come up with lol

 

[EPH]

I'd PM any members of an associated forum his address so they could send him regular retribution/****/pizzas/love letters* through the post.


*delete as applicable.

 

[Dotty]

I'd be seen in public holding hands and getting very affectionate with the females in the custards family, continually push worms through the letter box AND leave bare bum prints on the bonnet of his car.

 

[cdodds2004]

i would turn his meter off every now and then,

 

[acecharly]

I wonder if you could put posters up around the custards town explaining what a rippoff merchant they were etc etc

 

[EPH]

I didn't get paid by a B & B not long ago after he flatly refused to give me any money even though he had no problem with the work done.

He now has 143 reviews on Tripadvisor, unfortunately 139 are very damning.

 

[Gray0689]

I didn't get paid by a B & B not long ago after he flatly refused to give me any money even though he had no problem with the work done.

He now has 143 reviews on Tripadvisor, unfortunately 139 are very damning.

I like that ;-)

 

[SimonJohns]

Turn water off at boundary box and fill with postcrete. Dash of water and leave

Or expanding foam

 

[tamz]

Brake fluid over the car. smashed every window on a car wi a bat, message on the lawn written with petrol, quick setting cement down the drains that went through under the concrete floor, met 1 guy in a nightclub 6 months later and knocked his teeth out in the bogs on a urinal and a few other daft things.
I've mellowed as i've gotten older :smile:

 

[Phil]

If I was doing a job in his house and wanted revenge I'd find a dead cat in the road and drop it into his CWSC for starters.

 

[Barry98]

I wonder if you could put posters up around the custards town explaining what a rippoff merchant they were etc etc

thats been done think it was mansfield

 

[Masood]

Brake fluid over the car. smashed every window on a car wi a bat, message on the lawn written with petrol, quick setting cement down the drains that went through under the concrete floor, met 1 guy in a nightclub 6 months later and knocked his teeth out in the bogs on a urinal and a few other daft things.
I've mellowed as i've gotten older :smile:

<doffs cap to Tamz, while slightly quaking in fear> :lol:

 

[peteheat]

I make sure I am at a local gathering of good people where I am acting and sounding drunk (credit union meetings & school nights are good), trusted third party pays a visit to offending party and pours icing sugar into the car tank, or his skeleton key happens to stick out of his pocket while walking past the car, house windows crack or break from mystery missiles, word starts to spread about someone being a child molester / conviction for similar etc.

Don't think all or some of the above has or hasn't happened, Croppie is a ***** cat compared to me where money is concerned 🙂

 

[Centralheatking]

Brasso into engine oil ! This was done by a customer of mine years ago whoose neighbour was havin it away with his mrs.

Brasso/toothpaste is a mild abrasive and wears out every bearing & contact surface where oil is supposed to help. Thus after 1 week a puff of blue smoke and after 1 month curtains for the E Type - then he told his neighbour, sacked his wife and rented the house (one of only two - his neighbour was the other) out to the worst family in West Wiltshire.

Santa :santa3:

 

[nicro3]

Breath breath karma will do the business.Or let yourself go

 

[peteheat]

Here's Karma for you.

I was commissioning a pellet boiler yesterday for a plumber who buys from me, he started a job (new house) a few years ago, first fix and partly second fixed when he asked for money (we had a Celtic Tiger) customer refused to pay anything until all the house was complete, obvious catch 22 here which led to rows he got about half the money and wrote it off to experience.

Three weeks ago a power cut in the area knocked out the settings on three Solo Radiators he had installed, now customer can't get anyone to reset the radiators which are all in the big open plan living area so no heat in the most important part of the house, plumber is now grinning like a Cheshire cat all day long because he knows the order to press the buttons for reset and very few others in this country do.

To make his smile wider, he also installed the Solo radiators in the house we were in yesterday, wife of the offending party asked wife of the second customer if she could take a look at the radiators in her house to try figure out how to reset, her answer was Tom (plumber) is doing another job for me he reset ours in a few minutes how about I ask him to call up to you?

Karma when she bites she can be nasty 🙂