Revenge - how would you serve it?!?

[Barry98]

there coming thick and fast tonight

 

[Plum Bob 66]

prawn ballsag?

 

[markinaark]

Tub of ***my to go with those chips, yum yum

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

was the Chinese called wan king?

 

[kirkgas]

Or it could have been Jamaican jerk chicken

 

[pcollins]

There used to be a local Chinese takeway called Kum Tong near us. Never went in there myself...

 

[Dotty]

Chinese takeaway near where I used to live had the following available on the drinks list

Fanta
Lemonade
Cock
Diet Coke

 

[SimonG]

Chinese takeaway near where I used to live had the following available on the drinks list

Fanta
Lemonade
Cock
Diet Coke

Had to read that twice 🙂

 

[REDSAW]

Nobody gets revenge like waiters in restraunts, if your a regular and a bad tipper then your steak will be used to clean the toilet bowl before serving.

one of my first posts was in commercial/hotels.
used to watch the waiters play 'upsies' with the soup rolls then put them back in the trolley and serve them up at lunch to customers!!

 

[jase158]

Anyway, back to the subject in hand, but wouldnt it be sweeter to either
1. if it was a previous customer, find and excuse to go back
2. someone you dont like, then friend them and offer to do a free service on their boiler

Then condemn it as dangerous, say you wont be able to do it for couple weeks and make sure you do it in january.
You have the power (even though you shouldnt abuse it)
or just leave a small drip in the attic on a part that you were nowhere near and when they call you, say nothing to do with me mate, didnt touch that pipe.

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Chinese takeaway near where I used to live had the following available on the drinks list

Fanta
Lemonade
Cock
Diet Coke

was that for those that wanted a stiff drink ?

 

[peteheat]

Anyway, back to the subject in hand, but wouldnt it be sweeter to either
1. if it was a previous customer, find and excuse to go back
2. someone you dont like, then friend them and offer to do a free service on their boiler

Then condemn it as dangerous, say you wont be able to do it for couple weeks and make sure you do it in january.
You have the power (even though you shouldnt abuse it)
or just leave a small drip in the attic on a part that you were nowhere near and when they call you, say nothing to do with me mate, didnt touch that pipe.

Nice one jase, when paid we can just say we want to a final check over everything, if no pay they get a bonus leak.

Only an evil devious mind could come up with such a plan, any chance we could be related? 🙂

 

[on31ll]

i would punch them like this ???

CCTV of girl, 16, being punched to the ground in random attack | Mail Online

 

[Dotty]

i would punch them like this ???

CCTV of girl, 16, being punched to the ground in random attack | Mail Online

Jesus! I would hope not!

 

[peteheat]

That blow could have killed the girl or any man for that matter.