Show us your secret Santa pressies

[smtplumbing]

I will post mine up later.but bad news is am sitting in the vets with my dog gutted

 

[smtplumbing]

P's who is kyle and never got a present

 

[Dotty]

I will post mine up later.but bad news is am sitting in the vets with my dog gutted

Hope your pooch is ok Steve.

 

[Gray0689]

I will post mine up later.but bad news is am sitting in the vets with my dog gutted

Hope he/she gets better very soon

 

[Masood]

I will post mine up later.but bad news is am sitting in the vets with my dog gutted

Nothing serious I hope... Fingers crossed.

 

[gasmanrob]

Fingers crossed for the dog

 

[PlumbBobBob]

this is what i got

 

[smtplumbing]

Yeah he is Ok now staples in his leg 356 lighter for Xmas day ha ha

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

who sent what to who then? i know who sent me mine and who i sent to

 

[julesverne]

Alex (gray0689) sent mine but who i sent mine to hasnt been on so wont say anything just yet

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

bod sent mine and i sent masoods

 

[village idiot]

who sent what to who then? i know who sent me mine and who i sent to

I am still stood by the door, waiting for mine to be delivered? Seems as if no member remembered me? Even that supposedly nice Mr Stafford couldn't be bovered? OK, I know I have shoped with him only the once and spent only £100, but it's Christmas, and the right thing to do is send pressies to those you know will have none, not to those who already have.
I'm gutted.

 

[Rickster123]

Croppie sent mine and I sent to the legend that is Tamz.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I am still stood by the door, waiting for mine to be delivered? Seems as if no member remembered me? Even that supposedly nice Mr Stafford couldn't be bovered? OK, I know I have shoped with him only the once and spent only £100, but it's Christmas, and the right thing to do is send pressies to those you know will have none, not to those who already have.
I'm gutted.

might be sent with city link they have just gone through

 

[gasmanrob]

Relieved from Kay jay and sent to ch4

 

[smtplumbing]

here is mine love it

 

[gasmanrob]

View attachment 20434 here is mine love it

always keep an eye out at boot fair for those

 

[smtplumbing]

Clueless who I sent. And clueless who sent to me tho. Royal mail had to open it

 

[smtplumbing]

Was it u gasman. How rare are these this is getting shelfed

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Was it u gasman. How rare are these this is getting shelfed

no not me

 

[Masood]

bod sent mine and i sent masoods

Cheers Mark, made me chuckle! 🙂

 

[kris]

I sent to toxic ted and received from steve

 

[Masood]

I received from Mark and sent to Guy...

 

[PlumbBobBob]

won't say who i sent to as they haven't been on yet. my ss was guy

 

[Ermintrude]

I sent to Steveb and relieved from masood

 

[Toxic Ted]

View attachment 20434 here is mine love it

Thats the bollox.....sender deserves a kiss!

 

[tamz]

Cheers AdamView attachment 20435

 

[tamz]

Cheers Adam

 

[Toxic Ted]

I sent to toxic ted and received from steve

Kris my jockanese friend you are a legend...... love my gift and if you were closer i'd give you a kiss ( not a scotch one).......Bod on the other hand was the recipient of my gift.......its probably gone by now.........nearly sent him some monkey tea to educate him, but he would have liked it and said it was carp...lol

 

[Masood]

I sent to Steveb and relieved from masood

Hope you liked them mate...

 

[Ermintrude]

Awesome. Honestly the thug book was on my list and what if looks a good read.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Cheers Mark, made me chuckle! 🙂

hope it wasent too crap m8,struggled to think what to get

 

[turnpin]

Thats the bollox.....sender deserves a kiss!

Wow a superfire 3......lol regards Turnpin:santa3:

 

[Toxic Ted]

I'd post mine up but got nothing maybe that's the surprise

BBC News - City Link parcel delivery company goes into administration

ooops!

 

[smtplumbing]

I just heard

 

[Masood]

hope it wasent too crap m8,struggled to think what to get

No mate, really made me chuckle. Now in pride of place in my living room!

 

[SimonG]

won't say who i sent to as they haven't been on yet. my ss was guy

Twas me. Already in the van in the glove box. I have a larger set in the garage that i never carried round. Very handy and will get used regularly.

Messed up the photo but its a dewalt bit holder with all the normal bits and a good selection of the security bits.

Cheers Steve.

My recipient hasnt been on.

 

[smtplumbing]

Simon put the names up bud

 

[kris]

I must congratulate master simonG on a well organised secret Santa, great idea and a good bit o fun for all, well done mate,

 

[Dotty]

Completely agree.

Thank you Mr G.

 

[kris]

Kris my jockanese friend you are a legend...... love my gift and if you were closer i'd give you a kiss ( not a scotch one).......Bod on the other hand was the recipient of my gift.......its probably gone by now.........nearly sent him some monkey tea to educate him, but he would have liked it and said it was carp...lol

Glad you liked them Gary.

 

[Gray0689]

Here here

 

[SimonG]

I only followed the good work done by Jules last year. It was his template i followed.

Well done to everybody who got involved.

 

[Rickster123]

I only followed the good work done by Jules last year. It was his template i followed.

Well done to everybody who got involved.

You modest man! Great job matey. Just had my snowball now on a blue lagoon!

 

[Barry98]

Kris my jockanese friend you are a legend...... love my gift and if you were closer i'd give you a kiss ( not a scotch one).......Bod on the other hand was the recipient of my gift.......its probably gone by now.........nearly sent him some monkey tea to educate him, but he would have liked it and said it was carp...lol

Saving for next weekend fella many thanks

 

[SimonG]

Im having a snowball, peanut butter sandwich and then off on the lash 🙂

 

[Dotty]

You modest man! Great job matey. Just had my snowball now on a blue lagoon!

I hope you used your glass!

I'm off call now so time for a cheeky g&t.

 

[Rickster123]

I hope you used your glass!

I'm off call now so time for a cheeky g&t.

I had a strawberry daiquiri in it yesterday. Even the mrs was embarrassed!

 

[julesverne]

I only followed the good work done by Jules last year. It was his template i followed.

Well done to everybody who got involved.

Thanks simon,

i only did it because a lot of us work for ourselves so prob dont get the opportunity to do something like this and we aint a bad lot so i thought it would work.

luckily it did apart from one someone sending used wa*k mags last year haha

 

[kay-jay]

Hopefully mine will arrive this week!
Better be worth waiting for. Especially as I got mugged off last year. ....

Beginners guide to plumbing.....pfffft

You know who you are mr stephenson[emoji89]

 

[SimonG]

Names on the board :-

Gasman Rob sent to Ch4 Plumbing who sent to Tomplumb 83 who sent to Ray Stafford who sent to Army Ash who sent to Gray0689 who sent to Jules Verne who sent to Helpsy who sent to Kris who sent to Toxic Ted who sent to Bod who sent to Gas Man who sent to Masood who sent to Ermintrude who sent to Steve B who sent to SimonG who sent to Rich8 who sent to Croppie who sent to APPlumbing who sent to Tamz, who sent to SMT Plumbing who sent to Kyle87 who sent to Kay Jay who sent to Gasman Rob.

 

[kay-jay]

Names on the board :-

Gasman Rob sent to Ch4 Plumbing who sent to Tomplumb 83 who sent to Ray Stafford who sent to Army Ash who sent to Gray0689 who sent to Jules Verne who sent to Helpsy who sent to Kris who sent to Toxic Ted who sent to Bod who sent to Gas Man who sent to Masood who sent to Ermintrude who sent to Steve B who sent to SimonG who sent to Rich8 who sent to Croppie who sent to APPlumbing who sent to Tamz, who sent to SMT Plumbing who sent to Kyle87 who sent to Kay Jay who sent to Gasman Rob.

great! im now expecting a bag of 'turned rancid sat at the post office' pork chops....

 

[smtplumbing]

Kyle 87 get in contact bud as your item is at the post office. TamZ I love mine

 

[tamz]

I gave you a clue on post #128. It works btw but you'll need to clean it again if you light it.

 

[smtplumbing]

did you use to use it ? i could smell the flumes when i opened it

 

[tamz]

What fekin age do you think i am :lol: I stripped it down cleaned it and fired it up then cleaned it again.

 

[kay-jay]

What fekin age do you think i am :lol:

About a 1000 [emoji38]

 

[Dotty]

What fekin age do you think i am :lol:

About a 1000 [emoji38]

Give or take a day or two..

 

[kay-jay]

Still no visit from santa.....[emoji20]

 

[Gray0689]

Still no visit from santa.....[emoji20]

Me either I am actually ****ed off about it I was looking forward to it fm good or bad lol

 

[kay-jay]

Im pretty miffed as well.

 

[SimonG]

Just had to double check i sent kyle your details. I did. Phew.

 

[SimonG]

Me either I am actually ****ed off about it I was looking forward to it fm good or bad lol

Just checked yours as well Alex. Ash even asked to make sure if you had requested a safe present.

 

[Gray0689]

Just checked yours as well Alex. Ash even asked to make sure if you had requested a safe present.

Guess he was busy I'll let ash off

 

[SimonG]

Its been a week since Kyle was on, but only an hour for Ash.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Still no visit from santa.....[emoji20]

Me either I am actually ****ed off about it I was looking forward to it fm good or bad lol

You two must have misbehaved when Santa was watching........tut tut.

 

[Gray0689]

Lol your right must of been in secret santa naughty list lol

 

[Gray0689]

I take it all back
My excellent surprise was at back door when I got home
ASH your a star
Have a very prosperous new year to you many thanks
A

 

[Rickster123]

So it's just Kay-jay who's been a naughty boy then?

 

[kay-jay]

Bah humbug.

@simong give chops a nudge will ya, im feeling left out [emoji23]


Ps. Alex ya jammy sod[emoji1]

 

[Gray0689]

So it's just Kay-jay who's been a naughty boy then?

Looks like it
Tut tut Kay-jay lol

 

[SimonG]

Bah humbug.

@simong give chops a nudge will ya, im feeling left out [emoji23]


Ps. Alex ya jammy sod[emoji1]

Nudged.

 

[Rickster123]

Nudged.

Its January, don't nudge him, kick him in the gonads!

 

[armyash]

Apologies for the slow response to the thread. It's the first time I have had a look through it. Great idea and thanks for the effort of organising it.

I Hope everyone enjoyed their presents. I received box containing 3 bottles of wine which are still unopened. Shame I didn't get to open it though, I had placed it under the tree with some of the other presents and during the madness on Christmas morning the gf opened it. grrrr!. Many thanks to Ray. Will PM him in case he doesn't see this.

Off to Selhurst Park for the first time in a few years on Saturday so will make a start on them when I get back home 🙂

 

[SimonG]

I understand that santa is making a late run to kay jay 🙂

 

[Rickster123]

I understand that santa is making a late run to kay jay 🙂

Tell santa if doesn't we'll track him down and cut his Jacobs off!

 

[Dotty]

Tell santa if doesn't we'll track him down and cut his Jacobs off!

Especially as he had the gall to post a video of hisself enjoying his own S's pressie.....

 

[Toxic Ted]

Tell santa if doesn't we'll track him down and cut his Jacobs off!

Yeah alright bricktop !....chill yer beans...

 

[kay-jay]

I understand that santa is making a late run to kay jay 🙂

he fooooking well better be.....:whatchutalkingabout

 

[kay-jay]

if its a beginners guide to plumbing (again), blood will be spilled
:32:

 

[Dotty]

Be bloody funny if it was, and if you always got sent it!

 

[kay-jay]

Be bloody funny if it was, and if you always got sent it!

bloody well wouldnt....

 

[Dotty]

I think you're safe anyway. Reckon Pork's still using it.

 

[Kyle87]

Jay Kay your gift is late as I had to take the beginners guide back to whsmith and get you something else as not to upset you!!

Santa will be with you shortly

 

[rpm]

Jay Kay your gift is late as I had to take the beginners guide back to whsmith and get you something else as not to upset you!!

Santa will be with you shortly

In time for Easter. lol

 

[Kyle87]

In time for Easter. lol

Well in that case he'll have an awesome Easter!

 

[Kyle87]

I do apologise. I've been rather disorganised throughout xmas.

Partly because there's a new lady on the scene. Just one effing xmas........I wanted just one xmas as a singleton and I couldn't even do that!!!!!!!!

 

[Dotty]

I do apologise. I've been rather disorganised throughout xmas.

Partly because there's a new lady on the scene. Just one effing xmas........I wanted just one xmas as a singleton and I couldn't even do that!!!!!!!!

If you don't want her I'm sure one of us would be happy enough to take her off your hands. ....

 

[smtplumbing]

Did everyone. Like kyle's video lol

 

[Kyle87]

If you don't want her I'm sure one of us would be happy enough to take her off your hands. ....

Too pretty to let go of my friend!!

 

[kay-jay]

Santas just been.......




Lmao.
Nice one chops. [emoji3]

Thanks mate. [emoji3]

 

[julesverne]

And not an old ****o mag in sight

 

[kris]

Its January, don't nudge him, kick him in the gonads!

I think hed bought kay jay a big set of stilsons but he was hungry and ate them lol,

So defo gonads lol

 

[kris]

Just noticed he already recieved it , nice one all is well till next years escapades, better tell kyle who he has next year just so hes got time to organise lol

 

[Kyle87]

I hope it was worth waiting for....

 

[kay-jay]

Of course.
Who doesnt want an axe you can fit in your pocket? Obviously not the trouser pocket, wouldnt want an accident cos the chopper was to close to my chopper. But still handy.

Looking forward to the ale, bottle conditioned no less [emoji3]

Not one ive had before either

 

[Kyle87]

Of course.
Who doesnt want an axe you can fit in your pocket? Obviously not the trouser pocket, wouldnt want an accident cos the chopper was to close to my chopper. But still handy.

Looking forward to the ale, bottle conditioned no less [emoji3]

Not one ive had before either

Bought that ale from a stall at an xmas market.

 

[Rickster123]

Where's the mini axe from? I want one!

 

[Kyle87]

Only from aldi pal