The clues in the title "PLUMBERS" arms

[tamz]

Too bad she only soldered half a joint. She'll bugger that up when wants to solder the other side of the fitting......

No she won't because i'll keep her right if she rings me on 07802pervme :smile:

 

[Kyle87]

coz yours are bigger🙂

Ronald McDonald doesn't judge me........ Why should you!!

 

[Dotty]

No she won't because i'll keep her right if she rings me on 07802pervme :smile:

Not a size 10 you'd be putting up her backside, no?

 

[Dotty]

Ronald McDonald doesn't judge me........ Why should you!!

We're less fattening........

 

[tamz]

Not a size 10 you'd be putting up her backside, no?

I'd need to get Denise to answer that because you won't believe me :lol:

 

[Dotty]

I'd need to get Denise to answer that because you won't believe me :lol:

I'm wondering now how you'd broach the subject without getting clumped!

 

[zeebeedee]

Tara teaching how to solder is rivetting. I've watched it a few times to master the technique.

if only I had the balls to turn the sound up!

How-To Solder Copper Pipe With Tara | EyeHandy.com

Any link to our mrs Tara on here. *crosses fingers* :cowboy:

 

[tamz]

I'm wondering now how you'd broach the subject without getting clumped!

I'll just tell her you lot are slagging me (without letting her scroll up) :lol:

 

[Keefy]

Dear tamz' missus, if you're reading this, scroll up ^^^^^

 

[SimonG]

I see this thread has taken a turn for the better 🙂

 

[tamz]

No point in being all serious Simon. Not on a Saturday night when the Ardbeg is flowing :smile:

 

[Plum Bob 66]

I see this thread has taken a turn for the better 🙂

Yep, can't see what all the fuss was about lol !

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Sipping on a nice drop of Marlborough Sauvignon, it's beautiful , rich and oaky!

 

[Kyle87]

Sipping on a nice drop of Marlborough Sauvignon, it's beautiful , rich and oaky!

I love how we say wine is oakey. I say it myself. But how do I know that's what oak tastes like. I've never eaten a bloody oak tree!!

 

[tamz]

Only ok. This whisky is............well its just........whats the word..............sublime

 

[Plum Bob 66]

I love how we say wine is oakey. I say it myself. But how do I know that's what oak tastes like. I've never eaten a bloody oak tree!!

Have you ever eaten a vanilla pod, no thought not .

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Only ok. This whisky is............well its just........whats the word..............sublime

Which blend is it Tam

 

[Kyle87]

Have you ever eaten a vanilla pod, no thought not .

No but I've had the odd vanilla ice-cream....

Not that you'd know with my figure!!

 

[tamz]

Just the bare 10 year old. Allegedly it tastes like coal tar soap, bananas and currants.
Whoever writes that pysh obviously doesn't drink from the same glass as me. Its just a well nice peaty whisky.

 

[Plum Bob 66]

No but I've had the odd vanilla ice-cream....

Not that you'd know with my figure!!

The odd vanilla ice cream ????

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Just the bare 10 year old. Allegedly it tastes like coal tar soap, bananas and currants.
Whoever writes that pysh obviously doesn't drink from the same glass as me. Its just a well nice peaty whisky.

I know, don't they come out with some crap, funny though after Kyles comment how do we know what Peat tastes like (no Percy thrower jokes please)

 

[Resolute]

Stop rubbing it in fellas, I'm on call all weekend so I'm drinking PG!

 

[tamz]

I know what peat tastes like. A lot of the water up here has it in it :smile:

 

[tamz]

Stop rubbing it in fellas, I'm on call all weekend so I'm drinking PG!

Tips? I prefer a typoo myself :lol:

 

[Kyle87]

I know it's not much of a mans drink but I would murder a southern comfort right now.

 

[Kyle87]

I know what peat tastes like. A lot of the water up here has it in it :smile:

I remember being a kid in Ireland and certain times of the year the bath water would be almost brown for that reason

 

[zeebeedee]

I remember being a kid in Ireland and certain times of the year the bath water would be almost brown for that reason

Dirty bar steward

 

[Dotty]

Methinks it's time for a wee Talisker!

 

[tamz]

Nice wee dram John

 

[supper plumb]

soco and coke now thats a ddrink for me i like stella and all that
But soco is the mutz nutz and jim bean any one tryed the honey one or the black cherry???

 

[turnpin]

I know what peat tastes like. A lot of the water up here has it in it :smile:

No wonder you take your whisky without Tamz..Turnpin

 

[Plum Bob 66]

I know it's not much of a mans drink but I would murder a southern comfort right now.

Your right , but if the cap fits ;-)

 

[Kyle87]

When I was in Ireland I used to drink several pints of Guinness followed by a few Henesseys after a long shift in the pub.
I can't drink to save my life now.
The odd bottle of cassilero del Diablo and 1 or 2 beers is all I drink now

 

[Plum Bob 66]

When I was in Ireland I used to drink several pints of Guinness followed by a few Henesseys after a long shift in the pub.
I can't drink to save my life now.
The odd bottle of cassilero del Diablo and 1 or 2 beers is all I drink now

Cassilero del Diablo, was that with Rodney, Dell & Trigger ?

 

[Leo21]

No wonder you take your whisky without Tamz..Turnpin

Regards Turnpin! regards Turnpin! It's what your known for, don't get lazy now.

 

[tamz]

No wonder you take your whisky without Tamz..Turnpin

Just the one cube in the summer to give it a chill :wink:

 

[Kyle87]

Cassilero del Diablo, was that with Rodney, Dell & Trigger ?

Lol it's my favourite wine!!

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Lol it's my favourite wine!!

I know chuck, just kidding.

 

[turnpin]

Regards Turnpin! regards Turnpin! It's what your known for, don't get lazy now.[/QUOTE

Not lazy just find I tire very easily since I turned thirty back in March! lol Regards Turnpin ha ha !

 

[Leo21]

Regards Turnpin! regards Turnpin! It's what your known for, don't get lazy now.[/QUOTE

Not lazy just find I tire very easily since I turned thirty back in March! lol Regards Turnpin ha ha !

Thats better, phew!

 

[Howsie]

They have videos to help dyslexic plumbers:

How-To Replace a Kitchen Faucet With Mandi - YouTube

That's exactly what I wear. I never get any call backs, I'm that good!

 

[TomLane]

Glad you girls have all kissed & made up!

I wasn't looking forward to banging all your heads together this morning!

Welcome to the Arms SP. I'm sure you will bring something to different to the table at least!!

 

[Dotty]

soco and coke now thats a ddrink for me i like stella and all that
But soco is the mutz nutz and jim bean any one tryed the honey one or the black cherry???

soco?????

Oh, and you're amongst guys who love their single malts. To us Jim Beam is a dirty word!

 

[Plum Bob 66]

That's exactly what I wear. I never get any call backs, I'm that good!

Here's my number ***********6 your gorgeous !!

 

[Linkyplumb]

soco?????

Oh, and you're amongst guys who love their single malts. To us Jim Beam is a dirty word!

I suppose putting lemonade with a single malt is even worse then Crop?

 

[Dotty]

I suppose putting lemonade with a single malt is even worse then Crop?

I'll let Tamz answer that.....

 

[PlumbBobBob]

I'll let Tamz answer that.....

after he finishes spluttering

 

[zeebeedee]

I suppose putting lemonade with a single malt is even worse then Crop?

Its deserving of a pig slap

 

[Resolute]

You only put Lemonade with a single malt if you hate the person drinking it!

 

[tamz]

Lemonade in malt! Are ye off yer head. 10+ years of maturing and you put a spoonful of sugar in it! If you want to put lemonade in whisky buy cheap firewater.

 

[lame plumber]

I dont offer a malt to someone I hate!

 

[Linkyplumb]

Used to hate whisky, only used to the usual bells, grouse etc.
Friend got me into the malts, and they are very smooth and nice

 

[Rickster123]

Far better to mix it with limeade!

 

[Leo21]

Far better to mix it with limeade!

Youve got the taste buds of a 14 year old girl!

 

[Rickster123]

Youve got the taste buds of a 14 year old girl!

Youve got the arms of a 14 year old girl!

 

[Dotty]

Youve got the arms of a 14 year old girl!

I was going to follow that up with an arse quip but it looked terribly wrong and not as witty as it sounded in my head......

 

[Leo21]

I was going to follow that up with an arse quip but it looked terribly wrong and not as witty as it sounded in my head......

Nearly a zeb moment hey!

 

[Leo21]

Youve got the arms of a 14 year old girl!

The girls must love the gym round your way!

 

[TomLane]

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The girls must love the gym round your way!

I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil!!

 

[Leo21]

I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil!!

The pencil makers round your end must be......... Oh forget it.

 

[Rickster123]

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The girls must love the gym round your way!

There's no felt tip doodle on that! I smell a rat!

 

[Leo21]

It's my other arm.

 

[Mike Jackson]

Far better to mix it with limeade!

Surely a splash of Ribera is best?

 

[Rickster123]

Surely a splash of Ribera is best?

You've gone up in my estimations Mr Jackson!

 

[Dotty]

You can hand in your man badge. And you, Mr Jackson, back to the tea tent with you! Don't encourage the tart!