The UKPF once a year ANYTHING GOES thread!!!!!!!

[Billy Bob Bob]

will be there Saturday,as said dont let it get out of hand,but should be a laugh

 

[zeebeedee]

lies !!! you said the same thing about scotland when sys was flirting with you 🙂)

I also love Wales

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I also love Wales

tough i dont swing that way

 

[villa_tom]

I do love Yorkshire, spent a lot of weekends camping there as a kid even in knights stainforth, malham or gordale scar! Stunning part of the world.

you have spent most fo your life "camping", judging by some of your posts :wink5:

 

[villa_tom]

I also love Wales

Someone has too 🙂

 

[plum ber]

No pedo stuff cos that gets me mad just wanna castrate the gits with a blunt pair of scissors

Talking of that Google Ali G 2012 comedy awards acceptance speech, He can=me out in a "Saville" branded trackie and I thought HE pulled of a very clever GAG!!!

Also if you LOVE comedy may i recommend JIM JEFFERIES He is Comedy GOD!!!

 

[plum ber]

Sorry for being thick.....NO COMMENTS PLEASE "I asked nicely" Am I inn the arms or not??? Ahem Ahem.....

 

[petercj]

I also love Wales

Didn't think you were into royalty - is it his ginger hair?

 

[secret squirrel]

does that mean we can swear at each other, take the pee out of religion, homosexuality , race, colour, creed an all for a laff ?? am up for this...yorkshire rule oggi oggi

Gingers, northerners, taffs, paddies and jocks I feel they need a separate mention

 

[kay-jay]

This one

Where have you been since I last saw you, last saw you?
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
Where have you been since I last saw you, last saw you?
Where have you been since I last saw you?
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
On Ilkley Moor without a hat
You have been courting Mary Jane
You are bound to catch your death of cold
Then we will have to bury you
Then the worms will come and eat you up
Then the ducks will come and eat up the worms
Then we will go and eat up the ducks
Then we will have eaten you
That's where we get our own back

poor zeb! you really dont have a clue d'ya?

'on ilkley moor bout 'at (pronounced bart at)

without a hat!! nearly peed myself

 

[kay-jay]

bet its gonna be the longest thread in the shortest time record holder!!

(apart from that time we all poked fun at croppie behind his back):39:

 

[Guest123]

Nowt wrong with Mr MacZeebeedee, honorary Scot, Welsh man and fan of that Last of the Summer Wine Crowd.

Can we call Dancin and Bod....... Compo and Cleggy for the night? :bow:

 

[Rickster123]

Bods not really like cleggy. I think he's more of a Howard than cleggy!

 

[Guest123]

Brilliant AP,

Bod is Howard and Dancin is Cleggy, whose up for being Compo then! The one I'm calling Nora Battie is going to be good......

 

[Ray Stafford]

bet its gonna be the longest thread in the shortest time record holder!!

(apart from that time we all poked fun at croppie behind his back):39:

And that really long thread where everyone voted on whether System3 should become a mod. That was such a close call, I didn't think he was going to make it. I thought he had more mates than that. :coolgleamA:

 

[Barry98]

only famous jock i can think worth mentioning is connery and your not cool enough to be him oo o o o o o wait theres that comedian billy conoly but again ive met you and your not that funny either so you can just stay system3

 

[TomLane]

Great craic!

I'm out with my missus for her Christmas works do! 😡

It has been a tough decision to throw a sicky or not though as she works in a hair salon & the other girls that work there are young, fit blondes!

I may as well just go & hang myself now!

 

[Guest123]

only famous jock i can think worth mentioning is connery and your not cool enough to be him oo o o o o o wait theres that comedian billy conoly but again ive met you and your not that funny either so you can just stay system3

And as I've met you, Howard is just a perfect name for you, even though he has got hair.

 

[Guest123]

And that really long thread where everyone voted on whether System3 should become a mod. That was such a close call, I didn't think he was going to make it. I thought he had more mates than that. :coolgleamA:

Infraction given as a special pressie to our not so illustrious sponsor for telling imaginary porkies. :veryangry2:

Unfortunately I was asked to do this job. Life was oh so simple back in the day, but what the heck the power feels GOOD.:angel_smile:

 

[Rickster123]

Can we start this early I need to vent in the strongest possible terms!

 

[Guest123]

What's up pal? Send me a PM and tell me all about it.

UKPF Relationship advisor

 

[Rickster123]

Check the arms thread mate. I've poached someone's happy thread and turned it sour!

 

[Guest123]

Awwww AP, I'm all disapointed for you pal, I call you the APPY Plumber and everything coz you brighten up my day with your witty and intelligent retort.

That make ya feel better?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Infraction given as a special pressie to our not so illustrious sponsor for telling imaginary porkies. :veryangry2:

Objection m'lud!

that wasn't an imaginary porkie! It was a real, honest to goodness, completely made up, pack of lies!

Credit where its due!

PS - what's an infraction? Is it like an infection? I'm not itching, but do I have to take lots of antiobiotics like last time?

 

[Rickster123]

Awwww AP, I'm all disapointed for you pal, I call you the APPY Plumber and everything coz you brighten up my day with your witty and intelligent retort.

That make ya feel better?

Intelligent?! Now you're just mocking me!