The ultimate Intergas virgin freebie boiler thread

[solutions]

Warranty's for me are simply a means for me to sell a boiler it really doesn't matter to me beyond that what they do or don't honour as I make it clear to the customer that a warranty is like most insurance assume its worthless and covers nothing and you will be pleasantly surprised if it in fact does cover you in the event of a part failure. I do wish however that boiler warranty's were essentially a return to base for refund style parts replacement scheme that any engineer could make use of providing the affected boiler was within warranty. Perhaps if you agreed with the manufacturer a set rate that you would charge the customer for a warranty repair and they provide the replacement part for free as long as the faulty part is returned. And the customer just applied for the repair charge as a rebate from the manufacturer.

 

[Ray Stafford]

So, where were we?

 

[Dotty]

Beer time I think.

Except not for me. I've voluntarily taken a week off.

Going for a messy one tomorrow.

 

[Ray Stafford]

So, where were we?

Ah, I remember now. I was just about to eliminate Chalked. Sorry mate, not this time.

 

[hammers4spanner]

oh hell just 3 now is it?

 

[rpm]

Beer time I think.

Except not for me. I've voluntarily taken a week off.

Translation > swmbo has applied limits after last weeks brush with the plant pot at 3am. lol

 

[solutions]

Any interesting opinion gathering intergas sales point questions tonight then Ray?

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

oh hell just 3 now is it?

Three men in a boat.......no wait that's not right I meen three eager plumbers

 

[Ray Stafford]

Three men in a boat

Nope.

Just two men in the boat now.

Hammers just went overboard. Sorry hammers.

Just solutions and ch4 left now.

No pressure.

 

[rpm]

Three men in a boat.......no wait that's not right I meen three eager plumbers

Think you were on the right lines Ch4.
Three plumbers up the swannie with no control over their destiny which is soley in the hands of the evil minded shopkeeper.

 

[rpm]

Ok.
Two plumbers up the ........... now

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Boomin hell good luck Solutions :17:

 

[hammers4spanner]

Well i hope you gave me a life jacket !!!!


Good luck boys in mean time i await for lame to turn up in his life boat

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

By the look of his last photos you might be better of in the water!!

 

[rpm]

Well i hope you gave me a life jacket !!!!


Good luck boys in mean time i await for lame to turn up in his life boat

Hope you haven`t upset him recently, last time we spoke he threatened to push me back under with a pole given the chance!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Hope you haven`t upset him recently, last time we spoke he threatened to push me back under with a pole given the chance!

Like trying to flush a stubborn floater ay😉

 

[Chalked]

Ah, I remember now. I was just about to eliminate Chalked. Sorry mate, not this time.

Ah bxxxcks! Close, but no cigar.

 

[solutions]

Boomin hell good luck Solutions :17:

And to you 1 carbon to 4 hydrogen.

 

[Ray Stafford]

And the winner is ....

<drumroll>

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Oo oo oo